Taleis heads out of the locker room.]
(Taleis comes to ringside, looking rather perturbed. He enters the ring and goes straight to the corner as a small section of fans wave “Taleis rocks!” signs.)
Ed: Seems like the Taleis fan club is here, tonight, Biff.
Biff: Of course they are. They’re getting paid, aren’t they?
Ed: Ahhh and here comes his opponent!
Announcer: And, his opponent. (His lips keep moving, but there’s no sound. We hear laughter over the sound system, and Asian Invasion comes through the curtains, carrying a mike.)
Asian Invasion: You know, I thought that Virgo was some kind of real champion, so much for that. Taking the cheap way out. Now I’m pissed, and poor Taleis has to put up with that, but That’s his problem. As for you Virgo, next time, you’re not gonna have a chance to use the cheap way out, and That’s The Way It Is.
(Asian drops the mike and walks to the ring. He slaps a few hands and winks at a few women.)
Biff: Are those our people or do they actually like Asian?
Ed: Biff! You know we don’t plant people in the audience. That’s that other federation.
Biff: Sure. whatever.
Ed: This match starting off and both Asian and Taleis glaring at each other before locking up. Seems like neither man is happy these days. (Waits for Biff to say something). Ummm, Taleis with a headlock on Asian, reversed and Asian with a quick legsweep! Both men to there feet and Asian thumbing his nose at Taleis.
Biff: (Monotone)And look, Taleis gets mad. He’s a house of fire. He attacks Asian with a whatever, then follows it up with something else. And then he drops down on his with an elbow, though it looks more like his upper arm, and then.
Ed: Taleis now with a pick-up and a toss to the ropes. powerslam from the T-man! Another dimension of Taleis being shown tonight. (Waits again.) And Taleis now tossing Asian out of the ring. A kick from Taleis and now a whip to the steel post! Asian hits hard and Taleis is letting is frustrations out on AI tonight.
Biff: Asian now wandering around, pretending to be hurt by that attack, even though he’s going to do an amazing come back in about two minutes.
Ed: BIFF!!
Biff: Hey, we already know what’s going to happen, Ed, so what’s the point?
Ed: Ahhh. Biff, are you mixing medication again? Heh, heh and Taleis tossing Asian into the guardrail and tossing him back into the ring. Makes it before the ten-count and goes after Asian again’ Slaps on an overhead armlock. Haven’t seen one of those in awhile, have we Biff? (Silence) And Asian going to his knees, and we might have an early end here.
Biff: No we.
Ed: And Asian with an elbow to the mid section! And another! Taleis releases the hold and Asian picks him up for an atomic drop! Great comeback by AI. And Asian tossing Taleis to the ropes. Missing an elbow, Taleis coming back. clothesline by Asian and Taleis to the mat. And Asian strutting for the fans.
Asian & Biff: That’s the way it’s done!
Ed: Biff.
Biff: See, he’s following the script.
Ed: BIFF! Umm and Asian going back after Taleis, who nails him with a standing dropkick. And Taleis back up and off the opposite ropes, Asian follows him in, back body drop! Asian to the outside!
Biff: That looked like it hurt, didn’t it?
Ed: And Taleis again following him to the outside. Pick up and Taleis. lifting Asian up for a press. no! Asian too heavy and both men down. The ref laying on the count.
Biff: They’ll make it back in’
Ed: (Through clenched teeth.) And Asian getting back to his feet, and picking up Taleis. a toss back into the ring and Asian gets back in’ Ummm. Taleis greeting him with punches and the two brawl in the ring. Asian gets the upper hand, and a pick-up into a bearhug! Asian has his arms locked around Taleis. midsection, and a slam to the mat! Taleis put down and Asian makes a cover.
Biff: And now we’ll see Taleis kick out.
Ed: 1. 2. Asian picks him up! And now a slap to Taleis. face and Asian drops him to the mat. AI up and posing for the fans, and they’re loving him here tonight.
Biff: Nice opportunity for Taleis to get back up, don’t you think? Maybe hell sucker punch Asian now.
Ed: And Asian back over to Taleis, a pick up from Asian and a. low blow from Taleis. Ref warning him but Taleis ignores it as he moves over to the prone Asian. STF by Taleis!
Biff: Wonder what we would have called that move if we had a garbage bag company sponsor instead of a motor oil company.
Ed: (Groan)
(The match continues as both men try to disable the other, fighting in the ring and brawling outside. Taleis applies a number of holds and locks, while Asian drops Taleis again and again with clotheslines and legsweeps. Both men have several near falls, only to pull their opponent up again.)
Ed: A devastating match here tonight folks.
Biff: Which neither man will feel in a few days, you’ll notice.
Ed: AND NOW. ahem, and now Taleis downed by another clothesline from Asian.
Biff: You’d think he’d figure out how to duck by now.
Ed: Asian posing again, though he’s a little wobbly. He and Taleis have been going at it for almost 20 minutes now. We’ve got to be close to the time limit.
Biff: Oh, gosh darn. I hope we don’t end up with a time limit draw.
Ed: (Almost at the point of tears.) Asian now with a pickup on Taleis. dragging him to the ropes and a blatant choke. The ref puts on the count and Asian lets go on four. And back to the choke! Ref pushes Asian away and warns him, and Asian warns the ref right back. Man, and hockey refs think they have it bad.
Biff: (Sarcasm to the extreme)And Taleis looks seriously hurt as he prepares to hit Asian with a sneaky left and connects. And now Taleis taking Asian down with an armdrag and back into a hammerlock. (Yawn)
Ed: Asian in pain from the hold, especially since that arm has been worked over for most of the match. Taleis trying to regain some energy here but we’re awfully close to the time limit.
Biff: Funny how you keep mentioning that.
Ed: And Asian trying to work his way to the ropes, he gets them easily. Taleis too close to the ropes for that maneuver. A pick up on Asian and a whip to the ropes. cross body block! 1. 2. kick out by Asian but not much behind it. You’ve got to wonder.
Biff: if either of these guys have the energy left to finish this match. Yeah, yeah, let’s just get on with it!
Ed: And Taleis picking up Asian. Flying Diamond Cutter from Taleis! And a pin! 1. 2.
Biff: kickout
Ed: 3!
Biff: 3?
Ed: 3!
Announcer: The time of the fall, 19 minutes, 55 seconds. Your winner, Taleis!
Ed: Well, how do you like that, Biff? Taleis won.
Biff: Well. I guess there are some surprises left in this job. You know. I suddenly feel a lot better. Hmmm. who’s next, Ed?
Ed: Well, next we’re going back to the control room.
Biff: Damn. So much for that.
Deck the Halls Report
Myers: Thanks Ed. This is your Deck The Halls report.We already know that Mr. America earned a shot at the WSCW Championship at Halloween Horror and hell be facing Traci Lane for that title at “Deck The Halls”
The following matches have been signed for this event just this week:
As a result of the retirement of the North American Championship, Monica Brant who was scheduled to fight for that title has been put into a triple threat match and will take on Asian Invasion and current champion TV Champion Virgo with the title on the line.
“The Enforcer” Adam Sanchez will be taking on “The Enforcer” Rachel Ryan. Stipulations for this match are still being considered.
Also signed for “Deck The Halls”, is Fantasia taking on Shiva in a rematch from the match earlier tonight.
Now we have heard Virgo challenge Mr. America to a 5 on 5 cage/elimination match. We are still awaiting Mr. America’s reply to that, and we’ll hopefully have word on that this week.
That’s all the news I have for this week, back to Seattle!
Ed: Asian Invasion making his way up the aisle and here comes The Crew. down to ringside. Now we all know that Virgo and The Crew had a little falling out a few months ago. What’s this The Crew is beating Asian Invasion in the aisle. Uh oh looks like he is down for the count Monty taking the microphone.
The Crew
Monty: Well, we’ll Mr. Virgo probably thought that you wouldn’t see us again hahahaha, wrong. Let me tell you something young man, What you did is unforgivable. We brought you in trained you, broke bread with you and this is how you treat us. We’ll we got a surprise for you but. What better time than “Deck the Hall” to give you a present. As for Asian, Hell he runs his mouth a little too much anyways, if he wants payback I’ll give him his opportunity, but first things first. Mr. America and whatever your tag team partner is, Me and Stacks will gladly accept you challenge, Why not, I need the practice, we have a lot to make up for. so WSCW and the rest of the Western States wrestlers, Here we come, The Crew has been silent for a long time, but That’s about to change. (The Crew leaves followed by Monty and the Cheers of the Crowd)Ed: We’ll now, that was mighty interesting......The Crew and Virgo something we have seen before. Monty and Stacks to take on Mr. America and his Mystery Partner later on in the card. Up next we have “Mistress” Monica Brant taking on Davey Scott. It was just last week that Scott ditched the title and threw it into the trash after beating Executioner for it.
Biff: I don’t know what he was thinking by doing