Ed: Yes, we will take break after this match, but the match continues, Fantasia goes for a diving elbow smash, but Shiva gets out of the way! Shiva goes for a forearm to the back, but Fantasia sidesteps that!
Biff: Shiva goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Fantasia counters it with a duck-down move, and Fantasia get a reverse DDT in! a Count...1...2. shoulder up!
Ed: Despite these two are bashed up, they still put on a good match up! Fantasia nails Shiva with a front-layout superplex. She whips Shiva to the ropes but it is reversed! However, they hit each other with a double clothesline! They are both down!
Biff: The ref is trying to check and count, they are slowly getting up. however, a double clothesline at this point just slows you down!
Ed: Finally they are both up! Fantasia with an odd burst of energy, just did a running forearm smash into Shiva! Fantasia runs into the rope, and hits Shiva with an elbow! Fantasia attempts to put Shiva on the turnbuckle but Shiva block, but Shiva got smashed with a Running Forearm! The count is on! 1...2...shoulderup and Fantasia is complaining about the slow count!
Biff: That is not a good idea, Fantasia. Shiva comes up from behind, and punches her. Shiva with an elbowsmash! Shiva with a chop, and Fantasia is thrown to the turnbuckle. Shiva with a punch to the midsection! Shiva is on fire!
Ed: She sure is! Shiva throws Fantasia to the other turnbuckle, and attempts to go shoulder first but no one home! Oooh that got to hurt!
Biff: Fantasia goes to the top, but Shiva throws her down to the mat! Shiva with a fist to the midsection! Shiva takes Fantasia down with a knee breaker. Shiva tries for the piledriver, but found being backdropped by Fantasia! BUT!! Shiva turns it into a sunset flip, and a cover, one. two. shoulder up!
Ed: WOW! So close! Shiva goes for a kneebreaker, but Fantasia blocks it. Fantasia with a backspin DDT, but countered with a belly-to-belly suplex! The count...1...2...thre. kickout! So close!
Biff: Shiva goes for an enzuigiri but Fantasia ducks! Fantasia tries a Running Forearm, but Shiva ducks in turn!
Ed: Fantasia is thrown to the ropes, but Fantasia hits Shiva with a pounding clothesline. enough to throw her over the ropes. again and Fantasia follows. again’
Biff: Fantasia just entered Shiva’s backyard, with a whip to the guardrail. Fantasia got to learn not to work in the outside. Shiva with double underhook backbreaker! Shiva with a forearm to back to the concrete, and from the looks of it, Fantasia is OUT COLD!
Ed: However, Shiva is obviously not convinced, as she goes for a piledriver but is backdropped! Fantasia with a flying forearm but Shiva ducks! Utoh they are now really going at it! Shiva with a slap and a kneelift! Another one. no wait, Fantasia counters with a sidestep. They continue to brawl!
Biff: Fantasia re-enters the ring, followed by Shiva. Fantasia is really bleeding now, and Shiva tries a chop but Fantasia whips her to the turnbuckle. Fantasia executes the Northern Lights Suplex and goes for the pin’ One, two, three.
Ed: Whoa! That was one intense match! Bloody too. here come the paramedic to treat the two women who are currently down and out. They are in no condition to move right at the moment. while we get the ring cleaned up, let’s go to this.
Announcer: The winner is Fantasia. Time of match: 15: 05
Stacks Coltrain & Pretty Boy Monty
(Inside a hospital room Stacks Coltrain is talking to Pretty Boy Monty, who is in bed with numerous IV’s and looks rather thin......)Stacks: Monty, I told you that you could not lose all of that weight at one time, hell that mini afro you were growing weighed more than you do. I told you that you are a beautiful BALD-HEADED man, and Tyra would not be with you if you weren. t. Didn’t you notice she left you for Lil. Penny when you started growing your hair’ ‘
Monty: I know, I know, but the Commish told me that if I wanted to wrestle I needed to drop the weight and now look, (notices the Camera Crew followed by Elaine Bryant)
Elaine: Toodles Mr. Pretty One, looking a little thin (Winks at Stacks who laughs), But just thought I’d drop by to see how you were doing, and to let you know that you can put the weight back on, The UCP has been bought by the WSCW and all wrestlers can return to their “normal” weight. So what do you think about that?
Monty: (Face lights up) You mean I can eat real food now?
Elaine: Yes
Monty: I don’t have to wear those plastic suits anymore?
Stacks: Yes
Monty: I can become the Pretty One again?
Stacks and Elaine: Yes, hahahhaahaha
Monty: Now That’s what I am talking about, Now on to some real business. Davey Scott, I saw that match against Executioner, It looked to me as if someone gave up and then turns around to cheat to win’ Remember son, paybacks are a moth.. Secondly, Traci, I am coming back for the title, I am not sure what this new situation will do to the rankings or the opportunities to wrestle against you but I hope they accommodate both of us. Mr. America, Sorry I haven’t been able to “banter” with you lately, but as you can see I am a little “tied up” but no problem, we still have a little dance to do eh? And Taleis, You named all those who held the UCP/OWA title belt and you forgot to mention’ ‘Me. You will never forget who I am again, PUNK!!! A little nobody that comes into the fed, wins a few matches and thinks that he can disrespect one of the pillars of this fed, that is okay. My little party invite goes out to you too. As far as I am concerned The Crew is still the best stable in this fed, regardless of what it is called, and with this new venture, we will dominate the WSCW too. Oh, I have only just begun to gain my strength back, but soon, very soon, I will be back where I belong.
Stack: Whooooaaa, big fella, conserve your strength. UCP/OWA/WSCW. You haven’t heard from me for a looooonnnnngg time. I was busy. There were a few business things that had to be taken care of. But I am back, and Traci dear, it seems as if everyone is gunning for you. Still the top “chick” in the place. Good to see great things don’t change they only get better. But since I have been gone there have been some changes, a lot of new folks out and about, but the same ol “Potty” mouths are still around, Asian Invasion, Davey Scott, A. Hazard and so on. Cool. This is an open invitation to take anyone on. Challenges. bring em on, Hell I need the workout its been a long time since I have heard that 1. 2. 3. Hell, Elaine you better end this before I go on and on.
Elaine: We’ll folks there you have it, Stacks, The Matriarch of The Crew and The Crew’s manager, Pretty Boy Monty, are ready to come back to action....so long this is Elaine Bryant Reporting.
Ed: Well, next up we have Taleis taking on Asian Invasion. Both men trying to start a turn around this week after losing to the Cruiserweight and TV champion, respectively, last week.
Biff:.
Ed: Ummm. so, what do you think Taleis. chances are against the mouthpiece AI, Biff?
Biff: You ever wonder if it’s all worth it?
Ed:. What?
Biff: I mean, look at us. We sit here, night after night, commenting on these stupid matches, wondering who’s going to win’ I mean, did ya ever wonder if. I don’t know, we should be doing something better with our lives?
Ed: Uhhh. yeah, interesting idea, Biff. I think our ring announcer is on his way to the microphone now.
Biff: All we really are is two little dust mites, floating on a big ball of mud in the middle of nothingness. How can we deal with that?
Ed:. Ah! Here’s the announcer, let’s go up to him.
Taleis vs Asian Invasion
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall! (The crowd falls silent in anticipation. The announcer quietly whispers “Cool” to himself.) Introducing first, in the red corner. Here is Taleis!Taleis is in the WSCW locker rooms. He has his black and purple singlet on, but both shoulder straps are down, exposing the few scars he’s picked up during his wrestling career. Taleis is facing away from the camera, his head bowed. He raises his head, and turns around. Taleis grins suddenly, then begins to speak.]
Taleis: I haven’t got much to say, so I’ll make this brief. I haven’t been in this federation all that long compared to some other people, but I’ve seen it change a whole hell of a lot. First it was the OWA. then it became the UCP and now, it’s the WSCW. I didn’t much care for the OWA-UCP change, to be honest, but this one is great for me. I live not far away from the WSCW heaDQuarters up in Seattle, so I can drive over there and bitch to them in person instead of calling from home.
Taleis smirks.]
Taleis: Asian Invasion, you do a great deal of talking for somebody with your lack of anything remotely resembling wrestling ability. I’m trying to remember the last time you actually WON a match. I think it was back in May or so, when I was still wearing my mask. Anyway, Invasion, I’ve watched some of your tapes, and, in all honesty, you have the potential to be a good wrestler. your problem is that you spend too much time jawing at the crowd, the announcers, your opponent, the referee, whoever and then you either get your opponent ticked off at you, or you get the ref ticked off, or you turn around and get sucker punched or schoolboy. d or whatever. Invasion, turn your back on me for an instant, for ONE split second, and I’ll make you regret it for the two seconds you’ve got before my foot comes into contact with your too-often opened mouth.
Taleis pulls up his shoulder straps.]
Taleis: Invasion, I hope you managed to eke out a kick-ass dental plan the