Ed: That’s true, and last week he upset Mr. America.
Biff: Yeah, but the guy is a lot of hot air to begin with. Anyhow, I think we’re ready for this match.
Ed: Let’s head to the ring announcer.
Davey Scott vs. Monica Brant
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit! Introducing first! Hailing from Flagstaff, Arizona!Biff: I’ll be damned. He got it right this week.
Ring Announcer: And weighing in at 250lbs. Here is Davey Scott!
Davey Scott’s entrance music plays as the crowd boos. Davey Scott walks to the ring encouraging more boos from the crowd. He climbs into the ring and shouts to the crowd.]
Ed: Scott really getting a bad reaction from the fans here.
Biff: Yeah, but the only good fans are the ones that keep you cool in the summer.
Ring Announcer: His opponent! Hailing from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada! Representing the Femme Fatal
e. Here is the “Misty” Monica Brant!
(“Superbitch” by 2 Precious plays on the pa system, and the crowd waits. After a few seconds, the curtains part, and out comes a cloud of pinkish smoke. Through this comes “Mistress” Monica Brant. She is dressed in a black, form concealing long tights and top. Over this she wears long black leather gloves and boots. Completing the ensemble is her infamous purse. She stops and blows a kiss at Davey Scott from the ramp. She heads to the ring and climbs in.)
Ed: Monica Brant with her usual tactics as well. It was nice to see her reuniting with the Femmes, putting behind and ugly feud.
Biff: I wouldn’t mind being on the receiving end of a kiss she blew at me.
Ed: Biff, you need a date.
Biff: Are you offering Ed?
Ed: No.
Biff: I thought you weren. t.
Ed: There’s the bell and we’re underway. Brant and Scott lock up and Scott forces Brant back to the turnbuckle. The ref calls for the break and they do. Brant with a slap to Scott and Scott didn’t like that.
Biff: I don’t think you’d like a woman slapping you either. We have a lock up again and this time Scott forces Brant to the ropes. He whips Brant into the ropes and goes for a superkick. Brant ducks on the way back over! She comes off again and takes Scott to the mat with a shoulderblock. Brant brings Scott to his feet and takes him over with a belly-to-belly suplex! One, tw. Scott kicks out!
Ed: Scott back to his feet before Brant. Scott whips Brant into the turnbuckle with force! She stumbles out and Scott rebounds. He goes for a Frankensteiner, but Brant drops back and Hotshots Scott across the top rope! Great counter wrestling! Brant brings Scott up and she nails him with a vertical suplex!
Biff: Brant picks Scott up and goes for another suplex, but Scott blocks it! Scott reverses and nails Brant with a vertical suplex! Both wrestlers hit the mat. Scott to his feet and he nails Brant with a kneelift as she gets to her feet! Scott fires away with a punch to Brant. He truly doesn’t have any remorse about just hitting a woman either.
Ed: Scott now with another kneelift. He follows that up with a flying clothesline! Scott has Brant down on the mat and here comes Mr. America!!
Biff: I guess he believes in the what goes around, comes around policy.
Ed: Brant slides out of the ring as Scott’s attention was focused on America. Brant takes a breather and America looks at her and smirks. Brant climbs back into the ring at the count of five and Scott goes right after her!
Biff: Scott goes for a flying clothesline, but Brant ducks down! Scott hits the mat and Brant moves in and applies a cobra clutch! Scott fights to his feet and reaches the ropes. Brant breaks the hold. Scott walks out and Brant applies a bearhug! Scott gets to the ropes quickly again’
Ed: Brant whips Scott into the ropes, but he reverses it! Scott winds up and swings, but Brant ducks and slides through his legs! She gets to her feet, but is met with a punch! Scott with a kneelift and a crucifix. NO! Brant drops back with a Samoan Drop! Brant applies a figure-four leglock! That’s a good move because of Scott’s weak knee!
Biff: That’s true, but Scott was too close to the ropes. Brant releases the hold, but yanks Scott back to the middle of the ring and applies a kneelock submission. She pinches Scott’s cheek and Scott is furious!
Ed: Brant just taunting Scott here, and that may not be a good idea. Scott gets to the ropes and the hold is broken. Brant heads up top, but Scott to his feet and he shakes the ropes! Brant loses her footing and lands on the turnbuckle!
Biff: That’s gotta hurt! Scott climbs up. superplex! He pulls Brant to her feet! He lifts her up and Brant’s feet just nailed the ref! He hits the mat! Scott. SPINNING PILEDRIVER! He hit his finisher and he goes for the cover, but the ref is out!
Ed: America now up on the ring apron and he climbs to the top buckle! America off the top with a modified flying legdrop onto the back of Scott’s neck!
Biff: I was wondering when we’d see that.
Ed: America rolls out of the ring and walks back up the aisle! The ref starts to stir as Brant does too! Scott still on the mat, and Brant sees him. She gets to her feet. Scott to his and he throws a punch, but Brant catches his arm, she twists. FASHION STATEMENT! She’s got that Cobra Sleeper on! Scott slumps to the mat as she applies the hold!
Biff: The ref is back to his feet and he checks Scott’s arm. it falls once. twice and three times! Scott is out of it!
Ring Announcer: The winner of the match is the “Mistress” Monica Brant, in a time of 12 minutes and 17 seconds!
Ed: Brant rolls out of the ring and grabs her purse. She pulls out a T-shirt. She walks back towards Scott and puts the shirt on him.
Biff: Scott putting up hardly any struggle as he’s still a bit woozy.
Ed: The shirt says. “Never underestimate the power of a woman.”
Biff: That shirt would look better on Monica though.
Monica Brant exits the ring and walks back up the aisle. Davey Scott rolls out of the ring and sees the shirt. He takes it off wipes his nose with it and throws it into the crowd. Scott runs up after her and wraps the shirt around her neck and begins to choke her out, dragging her back towards the ring...]
Biff: Hey, at least he got a good use out of the shirt.
Ed: Davey rolls Brant back into the ring and he appears to be handcuffing her to the corner. he searching under the ring and he pulls out a whip. he takes a couple of cracks at her and here comes the Femmes. Lane, Ryan and Salyards hitting the ring and Davey is out of there.
Biff: Davey Scott just dishing a little justice of his own. Brant’s gone back to being a little sissy.
Ed: Security is here and trying to cut the handcuffs from Brant and look at the size of the welts on her legs. Let’s take this quick break.
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Mr. America
“Highway to Hell” by AC/DC blasts through the arena. Lights flicker to the music as Mr. America walks down to the ring in street clothes. He grabs the mic off the table and climbs into the ring as the music stops.]America: So, here I am and everyone wants to know what’s on my mind? Mr. gimmick man himself? Hell no, this is too good to waste air time on him. The “enforcer?” Heh, yeah right. I’m here to give Virgo the time of day again’ It seems the kid still has some sort of fetish that involves yours truly and he can’t get me out of his mind, no matter how hard he tries. I don’t see how That’s possible anyhow considering one thought is enough to occupy his mind. So, Virgo, you’ve got your SWF flunkies and halfwits here to try and best me on my own turf. Nah, it’s not going to work that way and I’ll tell ya why. I’ve assembled the cream of the crop here in the WSCW to take you on. Yeah, I wanted Underground originally, but then I thought to myself. This isn’t that important because it’s you and the other SWF throw backs here. Why bother the guys to deal with the boys? So, let’s take this one step at a time. The first man I chose, was someone who’s stood by me for awhile now. He’s the reason I took this match in the first place because I didn’t want to deal with the lame that I saw before me. He convinced me to do it because he saw the potential in chaos by taking out your team in a few mere minutes. I thought to myself and came to the conclusion he was right. I’d hope even you would know who this guy is. Taleis, come on down.
“Sweet Dreams” by Marilyn Manson play as Taleis makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Taleis smirks at the stands, then gives them the infamous. up yours. signal. He laughs, then continues down the aisle. Taleis enters the ring as Mr. America hands him the mic.]
Taleis: Thank you, thank you and fans, I thank YOU for the lovely welcome you have afforded me. Virgo, what you’re about to see is, quite simply, the greatest amount of pure concentrated talent in one place at one time in the WSCW. Hell, right now you’ve got what could easily be the best tag team in the federation’s history but anyway. Virgo, I don’t know what you could possibly be thinking. As I understand it, you’ve dragged four guys from what could very we’ll be, according to popular rumor, the BIGGEST piece of
Taleis: And now, you want to bring a bunch of bush league losers to face off against five of the biggest names in the WSCW?