MHW Ammo #11 (Part 4)

Posted Dec 16, 2019Updated Sep 29, 2026Original source
Television Championship belt. Ripley breathes heavy staring at it, and her, somewhat confused.

RJ Smith
She's about to knock his ass out with his own belt!

Ginger Knox hands the belt over to the inaugural champion and Ripley holds the belt high in the air, as Ginger claps for him with a big smile on her face.

Jen Vallejos
What is this new attraction Ginger Knox has for Ripley?

RJ Smith
Isn't he married?

Jen Vallejos
I believe he is, RJ. But I mean, no one said Ginger likes him like that. But he definately has her attention for some reason.

All of a sudden, the outside lights go out and a loud static noise is heard. You can see alot of quick shadow movements reflecting from the moonlight and the people in attendance are having mixed reactions.

RJ Smith
Whoa! Is The Bunkhouse Saloon closed now? Do they close at 8?

Jen Vallejos
I don't think that's what's happening, RJ.

The outside lights finally flicker back on and Samson is standing next to Ginger Knox. As soon as Ginger notices him, she screams loudly and runs to Ripley, hugging him tightly.

RJ Smith
He's back!

Ripley gently nudges Ginger to get behind him and then takes a step forward to run at Samson, only for the outside lights to go out again and the loud static noise to return.

Jen Vallejos
That sound is hurting my ears!

RJ Smith
This shit is crazy.

Jen Vallejos
Samson just ruined Ripley's moment.

When the lights return again, Samson is gone, as Ripley looks around confused holding his new Championship belt tightly.

RJ Smith
Is Dillon Daniels okay?? Samson may have kidnapped Dillon Daniels!!

Jen Vallejos
No, Dillon's sitting right over there looking just as confused as everyone else.

RJ Smith
I think Samson wants that AMMO Title...

This ends with confusion and the fans chanting "Holy Shit!"



RINGSIDE
Episode Four

Jen Vallejos
Well it's been a fantastic night so far and the action has been at a level only MHW can d....what...what is Gabriel Ohio doing out here?? He is not scheduled to be out here??"

Gabriel Ohio walks down the ramp, no entrance music or stage lighting, a determined look on his face. He is carrying a large sack over his shoulder.

RJ Smith
What the hell is in that sack? Is he about to deliver toys to the litle boys and girls?

Jen Vallejos
I'm pretty sure that's not what's in that sack, RJ.

Gabriel carries the bag up the steps and steps over the top rope, then places it in the centre of the ring. He walks over to the ropes and demands a microphone. He is given one, mainly out of fear.

Gabriel Ohio
Isn't life oh so bliss, when everything seems to be going your way my sweet Saoirse. All the worries of life no longer worrying you as you fly high on cloud nine. Is the glow of the spotlight warming your precious heart? Reflecting off your trinket that you wear around your waist. A hero's welcome awaits you every time you go to a mall, every time you arrive at an arena? When you book a hotel room? The bank balance increasing?

Gabriel briefly stops as the fans let their voices be heard. Gabriel laughs.

Gabriel Ohio
A Shepard does not worry about the opinions of the sheep.

The crowd are more vocal now. Gabriel chooses to ignore it.

Gabriel Ohio
Now I know you are back there Saoirse. Why don't you come out here and see if you can kick my teeth out again. I know you would like nothing better.

The crowd are definitely up for that idea.

Jen Vallejos
Is he serious?

Gabriel paces the ring. A moment or two passes and eventually the lights dim,l and the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly, wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship.

RJ Smith
Does Ohio have a death wish?

Gabriel raises the microphone to his mouth once more.

Gabriel Ohio
Oh there she is. Come forth little one. Join me. Let us see some of that spunk you showcase every night!

Psycho walks down the ramp and climbs the ring apron.

Gabriel Ohio
That's it. You come in here. Good girl.

Gabriel smiles a twisted smile. Psycho is unfazed and climbs in the ring.

Gabriel Ohio
Finally, you are here. Look at you. Your walk, your posture. You are on top of the world right now. You are taking everything in your stride now. Nothing can stop you. Or so you think. You say you have been to the darkness. You say that there is nothing that the darkness can do now that you have not already experienced? How was it when you were bound in chains? Abused by the fists of your Captors?

Psycho's smile has disappeared from her face. Her eyes scrunched into an angry scowl.

Gabriel Ohio
Did they sodomise you? Did they use your body in other ways that you do not talk about? Does the scars keep you awake at night? Do the memories haunt your dreams? Do their faces taunt you from the shadows?"

Psycho's rage is building up and it shows, her hands balled into fists as her entire body starts shaking from the physical tension of trying to restrain herself.

Gabriel Ohio
To this day they still torture you, yet you cannot see the chains. I am going to break you. I am going to make you earn that name you wear like a badge of honour, PSYCHO. I am going to break you without even lifting a finger.

Gabriel reaches into his pocket and pulls something out and looks at it with a smile as he strokes it.

Gabriel Ohio
I ask you, Saoirse, do you think they would last as long as you did in the chains?

Gabriel turns his hand around and it is a picture of Psycho's wife, he crumples it up and drops it, the second picture is Psycho's sister, the third picture, is RJ, Psycho's child.

Jen Vallejos
Okay. He is taking this too far...

Psycho’s eyes almost glow red as she fires off a kick that doubles Gabriel over.

RJ Smith
And there it is!

Psycho starts wailing on him with her fists, smashing him with everything she has again and again and again until Gabriel goes down whether he wants to or not. Psycho jumps on top and starts throwing punches as if her very life depends on it while she screams.

Jen Vallejos
You should never piss off a woman, let alone a psycho.

Psycho yells, "Ye fuckin’ gammy gowl! Ye fuckin’..."

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