RJ Smith
He asked for this, Jen.
Jen Vallejos
But 'why' is the question.
Road agents fill the ring and referees try to pull Psycho off of Gabriel. It takes some time but they succeed. She turns her attention to them and starts taking them out, snapping off the Gealtachta on each one as they come near her.
RJ Smith
This chick is seriously bad ass.
Jen Vallejos
All hell is breaking loose!
Gabriel has made it back to a knee and speaks again.
Gabriel Ohio
Is that the best you can do? I will make everyone you love squeal like pigs! I will bring the apocalypse to your world.
Psycho snaps off a roundhouse kick to the head and Gabriel goes down hard.
RJ Smith
Just give up, man!
Jen Vallejos
Does he enjoy pain?
Psycho picks up the sack and turns it out. The jaws of a closed bear trap hit the ring. There is also a plastic bottle filled with what looks like water, amongst other instruments of destruction.
Jen Vallejos
Oh my God...
Gabriel Ohio
That's it. Do it. You know you want to.
Gabriel smiles. Teeth bloody, eye swollen shut.
RJ Smith
This guy is fucking crazy!
Jen Vallejos
I've never seen anything like it...
Psycho picks up the bottle of liquid and opens it before pouring it on Gabriel's face. His face begins to smoke and his face blisters.
Jen Vallejos
Oh my God! What the....?
RJ Smith
I think that is acid!!!
More staff pull Psycho away from Gabriel as EMT's rush the ring. Psycho starts to snap off the Gealtachta on them as well, Gabriel simply smiling as she does so.
RJ Smith
I have never seen anything like this in professional wrestling.
Psycho yells, "Ye’re gonna stop laughin’..."
Jen Vallejos
I just can't watch anymore.
Psycho marches over to her bag, opens it and pulls out a blackthorn shillelagh. Gabriel starts to sit up and Psycho blasts him in the chest with it, yelling "Stop yer laughin’!"
RJ Smith
At this point, Gabriel Ohio has to be hyped up on some kind of drug. No normal human can laugh at a beating like this.
Psycho rears back and blasts him in the chest, knocking him over onto his back. Gabriel looks up at her and she raises the club above her head with both hands, bringing it down onto his head yelling again, "STOP YER FUCKIN’ LAUGHIN’!!!!"
RJ Smith
We need to send some more help out here! She's going to end up killing him!
Psycho brings the club down a second and then a third time, drawing blood with both shots. Gabriel tries to move and Psycho swings the shillelagh like a golf club, cracking him one more time in the head and knocking him out cold before yelling, "I’LL BAE SHUTTIN’ YER FUCKIN’ MOUT UP, I WILL BAE!!!!"
RJ Smith
Does anyone in the back see what the fuck is going on?! Send out more help! More security!!! This is not going to end well!!!
As Psycho raises the shillelagh up again, her sister, Aoife “Banshee” Maguire rushes to the ring, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, Katrina “Knox” Knox, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton all right behind her. Banshee and Bruiser dive into the ring, Bruiser grabbing the club while Banshee looks Psycho in the eyes.
RJ Smith
Hopefully the Shieldmaidens can talk their sister away from this carnage.
Banshee whispers something to her sister and Psycho blinks in confusion. Banshee nods and Bruiser moves into her wife’s sightline as well. Psycho starts to look around and the Maidens move her back as EMTs are finally allowed to check on the battered and bloodied Gabriel Ohio. The Maidens lead Psycho from the ring while Robert Mack and Byron Brown enter to survey the carnage. The camera lingers for a second and then cuts to commercial.
BACKSTAGE
Episode Two
We go backstage again with all four Deadlift Party members drenched in sweat. Two bars sit across from each other, both loaded with 810 pounds/367.4 kg. At the bar to the left steps Terry Marshall, and the bar on the right steps Space Lord. Marshall grabs the bar in a traditional stance and Space Lord grabs the bar in a sumo stance.
{{{Leah & Sam Hamilton}}}: 1, 2, 3, LIFT!
Both Marshall and Space Lord lift their bars. Both men struggle, but both complete their lifts. Marshall and Space Lord drop their bars and instantly engage in a big sweaty bro hug.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Brother, that was awesome.
{{{Space Lord}}}: Not since Bruce Banner turned green have I been matched in power.
{{{Major Helmet}}}: This is so exciting, my first party. I'll make the protein shakes.
Major Helmet moves to the table of foodies and begins making protein shakes for everyone.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Alright sisters, you two are up.
Both Leah and Sam walk over to their respective bars unloading the massive 810 pounds left behind by S.E.X. With each lady loaded up Space Lord and Terry Marshall count them off.
{{{Space Lord & Terry Marshall}}}: 1, 2. 3 LIFT, SISTERS!!!
Leah and Sam deadlift at the same time, holding the weight at the top. Locking eyes as the two are trying to prove who’s the strongest, Leah becomes distracted as Sam flashes her a coy smirk. Looking down at Samantha’s barbell, she has more weight than Leah. Frustrated, Leah sets the weight down and immediately goes to adding more weight.
{{{"The War Queen" Leah}}}: Naw, Sam. First you beat me at Rise Again. Then again over in OATH. Not here. Not today. I can match that weight.
Folding her arms over, Samantha Hamilton watches on as Leah again goes to the barbell. Despite more struggle than other attempts, she’s able to match the Titaness’s weight. The War Queen responds with a smirk.
{{{Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton}}}: You know, I wasn’t originally trying to make this a damn contest. But I’ll accept your challenge, so … alrighty. Let’s do this!
{{{Space Lord}}}: WE’VE GOT A LIFT OFF!!!
Sam and Leah have both upped the weight on their respective barbells to an insurmountable weight.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Whoa, whoa, ladies. That’s 495 pounds/224.5 kgs. That’s a world record for women your size.
Locked in a stare both Sam and Leah go straight to trying to lift the weight. Both are struggling at this weight but they refuse to break eye contact. The War Queen is the first to crack as she lets go of the bar and walks over to Sam. Sam follows suit, quickly on the defense.
{{{"The War Queen" Leah}}}: What’s your problem? You just need to be better at everything don’t you? I will beat you, Sam. One way or another I will find a way.
{{{Samantha "Titaness" Hamilton}}}: Problem?! Me?! Not a goddamn