Match for the vacant ICWF World Six-Person Tag Team Championship is the main event.
(Jessie, Bob, Chad, and Lisa stand composed before a wildly cheering crowd; Jessie and Lisa are wearing close-fitting, low-cut evening dresses, while Bob and Chad are in tailored tuxedos.)
Jessie: Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the pay-per-view spectacular event of the year! We're terribly sorry for all the delays, but to make up for it, we're offering this evening's show for the amazingly low rate of--well, free!
Bob: That's right, fans. Even though a brief legal battle cost us a couple of months of activity, all the same wrestlers, officials, and action is still in place! And to make up for the mess, we're giving the event to you for absolutely nothing!
Chad: And let's just say that we won't be hearin' from any more self-righteous family groups anytime soon! Callin' our great sport "anti-family"? "Obscene"? Hey, all you folks in the American Decency Association--ya better send some money PRONTO to Reverend Culpepper! Can you say "court costs"? Can you say "lost wages"? Can you say "countersuit"? I knew ya could!
Lisa: (Laughs) Chad, you're a riot! Anyway, with the ICWF's legal victory behind it, we can now bring you the entertainment you've been clamoring for, and it starts right here in the sold-out Kingdome here in Seattle, Washington--(everyone stops for a second as the arena shakes slightly; a few tiles drift down from the overhead ceiling, sending a few fans scrambling for cover)--ahem, as I was saying, and tonight we decide the holders of the first-ever ICWF six-man tag championship!
Jessie: Right, Lisa--presuming this place holds up long enough to hold our event! Are we liable for earthquake injury?
Bob: No, that's in the "seismic standards" part of our contract with the Kingdome.
Jessie: Good! Okay, let's go over the first couple of rounds of our tournament, held in the two days previous to tonight....
Wildside/Radford vs. Snake Sisters/Marauder - The match was near- complete domination by the Snakes and Marauder, but a accidental kick to the Marauder by the Python Princess, followed by a rollup and hotly-contested three-count led to the advancement of Radford and company.
Winners: Wildside/Radford
Dark Paladin/Fallen Angels vs. S.W.A.T./Megadiesel - This match was eagerly-anticipated first encounter between the Dark Pact and S.W.A.T., with Megadiesel adding to their numbers. The match was a back-and-forth encounter, with Dark Paladin showing no evidence of his former friendship with Angel and Justice. Paladin scored the pinfall on Angel, nailing her with the Crusader. In the ensuing post-match melee, he hit her with it once more, sending her back to the locker room with undetermined rib injuries.
Winners: Dark Paladin/Fallen Angels
Feminine Force vs. Pain Sisters/Kommando Karla - Nikki of the Pain Sisters opened with a powerful offensive salvo, putting the Vision in Violet back on her heels, but a quick Frankensteiner led to the Leap of Faith, and 37 seconds later Feminine Force left the ring the victors. Nikki was livid about the count, and had to be dragged screaming from the ring.
Winners: Feminine Force
Bogert/Helman/Gwynne vs. Taylor/Fisher/Duncan - The teams went after the match with speed and enthusiasm, and the match was totally even most of the way. The end came when Ray Fisher went for a Frankensteiner, but Monica Bogert countered with a power bomb and scored the three count.
Winners: Bogert/Helman/Gwynne
Fury/Early vs. Born to be Wild/Jeri Taylor - Another close match, with Fury and Early's experience offset by the talent and enthusiasm of BTBW and JT. The turning point in the match came when the ref, occupied with removing an irate Samantha Starr from the ring, failed to notice Lindy Early coming in and delivering a brainbuster to Carrie Westfield. A subsequent fallaway slam from Stewart Zents netted a three-count and another victory for the Kingpin's stable.
Leather/Lace/Lancaster vs. Rose/Elena/Maria - This match proved to be a total brawl, with Chad Romero's group aiming to prove their worth in their first appearance as a trio. The match was decided on the floor, where Penny Lancaster reversed a whip into the ringpost, almost knocking Elena Quartermain out. She then rolled her back into the ring and tagged her with a spinning kick, which she followed with a reverse cradle and pin.
Winners: Leather/Lace/Lancaster.
Body Girls/Foster vs. Celtic Thunder/Thomas - The Body Girls and Rob Foster were taken totally by surprise at first by the maniacal antics of Celtic Thunder, with Foster taking the brunt of their shenanigans. Gregg Thomas came in to provide technical balance, and by the fifteen minute mark it was beginning to look as if the unorthodox trio would put it away early. However, Rob Foster was seen lurking around the mugs Celtic Thunder brought to ringside, and poured a powder of some kind into them. The men failed to notice this, and after a few swigs, were swaying drowsily on the apron. Whether this would have proven necessary became moot, however, as Brandi wore Gregg Thomas down with suplexes and slams, concluding the display with a thunderous gorilla slam. She then placed Thomas on the top turnbuckle, and delivered her trademark top-rope piledriver. One arrogant cover later, Foster and the Body girls were on their way to the next round.
Winners: Body girls and Rob Foster
Soultaker/Dogs of War vs. Queens/Arlechino - This match was short and violent, with the key difference being a missed flying somersault splash from Sizzlin' Belle. The Soultaker added a piledriver and got the easy three-count before the rest of 27 Lives could enter and prevent it.
Winners: Soultaker/Dogs of War
Wildside/Radford vs. Dark Paladin/Fallen Angels - The Dark Pact attacked their opposition before the bell, and held the momentum for the first several minutes of the match. As time wore on, Wildside and Radford battled back, culminating in a figure-four leglock on Michael from Johnny Richards. While Julia and Dark Paladin faced off with Jake Sanders, Radford added a top-rope elbow drop to Michael, and the three- count went to Richards before the Dark Pact could react.
Winners - Wildside/Radford
Feminine Force vs. Bogert/Helman/Gwynne - The two groups went after one another with a mixture of power and technical finesse, with the edge in teamwork going to Feminine Force. This proved to be the difference, as Jessica Spangles and the Vision in Violet teamed to perform a series of devastating double-team moves to Kassandra Helman. Jessica Spangles connected with a flying forearm, and hooked a leg to get a three-count.
Winners: Feminine Force
Fury/Early vs. Leather/Lace/Lancaster - This match continued the brisk rivalry between these two camps, with both teams as evenly matched as could be hoped. After thirty minutes of back-and-forth action, Cary Zents nailed Leather with a superkick, which Lindy Early turned into a bridging back suplex for the victory.
Winners: Fury/Early
Body Girls/Foster vs. Soultaker/Dogs of War - The Body Girls and Rob Foster met the rulebreaking tactics of the Dark Pact with an abundance of their own, resulting in a wild brawl that broke down into chaos on numerous occasions. While Randi and Rob battled Soultaker and Cerebus on the outside, Brandi overpowered Fenris with a gorilla slam, then knocked him totally unconscious with the top-rope piledriver.
Winners: Body Girls/Foster
Jessie: And that sets up our matches for our final round, but now we bring you these oustanding singles matches! Up first we have the All-American Kid, Gregg Thomas, against the awesome Jax! But first, Chad is back in the locker room with some late breaking news. Chad?
Chad: Jessie, it's a real panic back here, just a few minutes ago while Gregg Thomas was preparing for his match against Jax, a huge thug came down and started to tear them apart! The EMT's just rolled Uncle Jimmy away on a stretcher, and Thomas sustained a major shoulder injury, but he said that he will wrestle Jax tonight. Now back to you.
Lisa: Well, it's bad luck for the All American Kid, because he's up next.
Jessie: Let's go to the ring announcer.
Michael Duffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. The referee is Donna Quinn. ("Hard as a Rock" by AC/DC begins to blare from the PA as a huge man emerges from one entrance.) Entering the ring first, at 375 pounds, please welcome, the Master of Disaster...JAAAAAAAXXXX!!! (Jax growls and threatens the fans as he comes toward the ring. He enters and yells at the crowd.) And his opponent...from Omaha,Nebraska wighing 235 lb., the All American Kid, Gregg Thomas!!! (Gregg walks toward the ring, holding his shoulder, in obvious pain.)
Jessie: Quinn calls for the bell, and the men lock up.
Lisa: Thomas dosn't seem to be the same without his manager there.
Jessie: Wow, Thomas hit the huge Jax with a double underhook suplex.
Lisa: Well, Gregg is amazingly strong for his size, but there is no way he can match strength with this impressive man, Jax.
Jessie: Jax now nails Thomas with a tilt-a-whirl suplex,impressive.
Bob: Oh my gosh, look who's sitting in the front row. The Fallen Angels.
Viper: Hey Im late,but I'm here.
Jessie: Viper what are you doing here?
Viper: Hey,the Angels are at ringside, so I have to announce. So who are these two fools in the ring.
Lisa: Jax and Gregg Thomas.
Viper: Gregg Thomas? This guy looks like a freak.
Lisa: Not so, he is a well acomplished wrestler.
Bob: Can we get back to the match?
Jessie: Thomas goes for his finisher, but