Sierra: So I lashed out. And I attacked what I thought was the reason for all this. Rekka Sakura, don't ever think I wasn't proud.
Sierra: Order, Mita, Butterfly, Daisy ... I apologize for all the disgraceful things I've said and done to you.
Mutt: Aw damn!!! No!!!
Bishop: This is wonderful. Finally and athlete learns humility and respect! Listen to the crowd applaud.
Sierra: Could you guys come out here please so I could do it in person?
["All I Really Want" by Alannis Morrisette plays.]
Bishop: They're coming out?!?!
Bishop: What the ....
Sierra: I'm sorry I exposed you for being the deficient...talentless ... shortsighted frauds that you are!
Bishop: What????
Mutt: Oh I love this!
Sierra: I'm sorry that this poor pathetic little slave who was supposed to spit polish your boots with her own hair took a stand and showed you people up. I'm sorry that I have to tell you all your little sneak attacks and tricks aside I am the best Cruiserweight in the world. I'm sorry that all the rule changes... all the presidential orders didn't tame me. I'm sorry that when the smoke cleared Sierra Browne is still standing.
Mutt: SHE CAN WALK!!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!
Sierra: I'm sorry you thought you put me out of wrestling. And I'm sorry Daisy and Micki that you built all your publicity around ending my career when I'm still standing! I ain't in any hospital room! You are! Oh no, it's the dreaded ROYAL OCTOPUS!!!
Crowd: DIE SIERRA, DIE!!! DIE SIERRA, DIE!!!
Sierra: (shouting) You all want to break a sister down?! You want me to die? I'm the centerpiece of this entire spectacle. And now ... I'm bringing out Princess Kallista to give her a piece of my mind, too. Kallista, get out here right now!!!
Bishop: Somebody get her out of that ring!!!
Sierra: Oh look, it's the little princess whose daddy humiliated her at chess. Oh, that's so tragic.
"Kallista": (sniffling) It is. I just wanted to live the life of a fairy tale Princess. He used to knock the pieces down.
Sierra: (patting Kallista's head) You poor thing, well, at least you got the fairy part right. Let me ask you something. When you were growing up, did you pick cotton?
"Kallista": (sniff) No.
Sierra: Did you lose all traces of yur history?
"Kallista": (sob) No.
Sierra: Did you lose your family, your language, your culture, your God?
"Kallista": Daddy used to take my pawns!!!
Sierra: Oh God!!! The humanity of it all!!!! How do you survive? Here, let me put you out of your misery.
Sierra: (almost drowned out by the boos) Kallista, you think you had it so hard? You think you suffered? Girl, and I use the term lightly, you haven't suffered one little bit yet. I'm gonna beat you just like your daddy used to. You want to challenge an injured wrestler to a Scottish Death Match? You're gonna get hurt for that. I'm going to expose you for the little "fairy" that you are. And all you jackasses out there who have been booing me and saying that I'm a fake militant ... I quote Jack Johnson whose name I shall always bear ... "I beat up White people for a living."
Mut: Woah.
Bishop: Fans, I can't believe this. Anyway, we start of f the night with Lotus against Grier.
Mutt: I don't think Denmark Vessey will like this. Tonight, Andrea and Daisy Butterfly accept their wrestler of the month awards...I hope Dalbello and Sierra don't catch their wrath.
(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie enters the ring. He's wearing a black blazer and slacks with a red striped tie. He stands in the middle of the ring as the fans settle down.)
Spud: Happy New Year, and welcome to another addition of the GDWA Tuesday Night Catfight!
(Fans cheer as Spud paces around the ring.)
Spud: Now...the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance has but one question to ask all of our Japanese fans and all our fans around the world....
(Fans cheer!!)
Spud: Are you ready!?
(Fans scream: YES!!!!!)
Spud: I said ARE YOU READY?!
(Fans scream: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Spud: Then Let's Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!
(Fans cheer as horns go off & Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring.)
Black Lotus vs. Jennifer Grier
Spud: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Whistles and boos as fans hear "Devil Inside" by INXS.)
Spud: First, hailing from the recently liberated Hong Kong, China. She weighs 5' 8 and a half inches, 150 pounds, here is Black Lotus.
(Lotus, a young Asian woman, saunters to the ring. She's dressed in a tight black leather body suit, made even tighter by various leather straps and buckles all over her outfit. Her face is painted bone white, with elaborate black around her eyes and mouth. Her hands are taped in black and black boots complete her outfit. She strolls down to ringside and slithers into the ring, pausing to ruffle the ref's hair teasingly as she waits on her opponent..)
Bishop: Lotus up against the woman who took Sierra Browne to the limit at Fall Moonsault 1997. Grier is a tremendous talent waiting for a turn of fate.
Mutt: But she faces Black Lotus who is probably the most promising new talent in the GDWA.
Bishop: Including your favorite Yukon Jane.
Mutt: Including her.
Spud: And HER opponent...
(Minor cheers as Jennifer Grier walks through the curtain.)
Spud: Accompanied to ringside by her manager Big Rob Tucker...from Geneseo, Illinois. She is 5 feet 7 inches, 125 pounds...'Jumping' Jennifer Grier!
(A giant pyrotechnics display shoots up, in all bright colors as Grier heads down the aisle. She shakes hands in typical mega-face fashion. "Big" Rob follows her, but more set back, about 5-8 feet behind her. Grier suddenly halts and points at a guy near ringside, and surprises him with a kiss. She smiles, and jumps into the ring. )
Bishop: Lotus so strange, this is probably the most bizarre GDWA superstar to date. The ref calling the two to the middle of the ring to go over the rules...
Mutt: And Lotus pointing down at Grier's boots. Lotus wants to check for foreign objects, and that's a good call by the rookie. Referee Samora reaching over, checking Grier's boots and...
Bishop: Lotus reaching over him and poking Grier in the eyes.
(Fans all boo!)
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding
Bishop: Grier covering her face as she stumbles away, and Lotus with a head of steam and a running Side Headlock takedown.. and now Lotus straddling Grier...
Mutt: And Palm Striking Jennifer Grier to the face.
(Fans all booing until the referee pulls Lotus off of her.)
Mutt: Black is just too much. Grier needed to start out with a bang, and Lotus has stolen the moment from her.
Bishop: Lotus with a pick up and a *snapping* Side Headlock Takedown and now a Chinlock. Grier still dazed and Lotus putting the weight on.
(Men whistle as Lotus sucks on Grier's ear lobe.)
Bishop: Grier screaming and cursing out Lotus as she plays those mind games.
Mutt: Hey, I'd love to "Play" with Black Lotus...
Bishop: SAM!
Mutt: (Laughing) Seriously though. This is what Nikita Marx nust do later on tonight. Put on the pressure early. Upset Mita and force her to the mat.
Bishop: Grier crawling toward the ropes, and Lotus slapping on a Half Nelson-Hammerlock combination. Grier forced on her side as Lotus really bears in on Jennifer's neck.
(Fans go "oh" and applaud as Jennifer Grier flails her legs.)
Mutt: That's rather sloppy of Black Lotus, but she can afford to do so against the technically inept Jennifer Grier....but Grier is an accomplished High Flyer who knows the ropes. Grier tapping the ropes with her foot and the referee forcing the break.
Bishop: Lotus quick to her feet, and an Irish Whip to the far ropes by the grappler. Grier bouncing off and a forward roll by Grier as Lotus drops to the mat.
Mutt: Grier SPRINGBOARDING Off the far side and HITTING with a Flying Cross Body Block....AND LOTUS ROLLING THROUGH IT FOR A LATERAL PRESS!!!!
Samora: 1..........................2...................KICK OUT!
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Lotus and Grier up to the neutral position and Grier with a Armdrag Takedown? Lotus with a Leg Scissors Takeover and now a Headscissors.
Mutt: Grier with a Kip UP out of it and a Double Leg pick up and flips forward onto Lotus.
Samora: 1...........................2.......................
Bishop: Lotus slapping on a Waistlock and bridging out of the pin...but Grier, so agile, flipping back to her feet and a handful of tights by Grier....
Mutt: TUGGING BLACK LOTUS THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE.
(Fans pop as Black Lotus falls to the floor.)
Mutt: And notice the difference between Jennifer Grier and some of these other Cruiserweight around here. Lotus is out on the floor, and Grier remaining in the ring.
(Fans jeer Lotus