Champion takes on Champion as World Champ Officer Order battles Western States Champ Keiko Mita
Martial Law & Officer Order
( Shot opens on a the front entrance to San Francisco General Hospital, where the current ESWP TV Champion, Martial Law is waiting for the camera crew. Dressed in uniform, Law is leaning against the counter drumming his fingers. When he sees the camera crew he walks over and smiles.)
Law: Glad you could make it. You know, lot of people have been asking where is the GDWA World's Champion ? Well, Tonight I'm going to show you. Just follow me ...
(The large Law man leads the crew in to the elevator and press a button. As the doors close, he turns to the camera and tries to explain.)
Law: Now, don't tell May I brought you here. She's not the kind of person who wants everyone to know what she's doing - but I've hear too much crap from too many people about her. I swear, some people got nothing better to do than . . .
(The elevator bell rings as it reaches the desired floor, cutting off Law. He steps out in to a hospital corridor decorated with red and green streamers and xmass lights. Fifty small stockings are hung around a sign which reads ' Pediatric HIV/AIDS Ward'.)
Law: We have to be quite in here, just follow me . . .
(Walking down the hallway, we can see nurses and doctors going about their daily routine. Getting closer to the end of the hallway, we can hear something all to rare here - the laughter of children. Law points toward an open door, and as the camera move in we see the room is filled with kids, some in wheelchairs, some sitting on the folding chairs, and still others in can only be proped up in a bed. Some look like they are completely healthy, others are on the verge of death - but all are laughing and smiling as they watch a very animated Officer May Order read them a story. Order is sitting on the bed of a very sick little girl, who is holding the GDWA World Heavyweight Title Belt and watching Double O with smiling eyes.)
Order: . . . And I heard him say, as he sped out of sight ' Merry Christmases to All, and to All A Good Night !'.
(The kids give a round of applause as Order looks up at the doorway. She seems shocked to see the camera, until she sees Law standing next to them.)
Order: Now Kids, if you'll excuse me I need to take a short break ...
(The crowd gives a pleading 'Aww' , as Double O starts to get up.)
Order: Oh don't worry, I've got a friend who is going to take over ... You all remember Martial Law don't you ? Law come here and take over for me ...
(The kids begin to cheer and shout as they see the large Law man walk into the room. As Order passes Law, we see her give him a sharp look and then step outside with the camera.)
Order: Well, I'm a little surprised to see you here. I guess it's that big goofs doing ...
(Order shakes her head and takes a deep breath before going on.)
Order: I guess He means well, but ... Well since your here, I might as well tell you this is where I've been spending my free time. These kids are amazing, they all have a fatal disease we don't have a cure for, but are they giving up ? No Way ! They go on with their lives, one day at a time. Doing the best they can, They are true Champions. Now if you'll excuse me, I've only got an hour left before I have to be a the dojo and I want to make the most of it . . .
( And with that, Order starts back toward the kids - turning around in the doorway she shoots a quick smile. )
Order: Happy Holidays !
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Yokohama Arena in Yokohama, Japan. There are 15,907 screaming fans in attendance. "Atomic Dog" by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE: Tuesday Night Catfight
(The camera shows signs of ringside fans barking and wearing police officer uniforms. Some fans wave "SJPW RULES" and "DRAGON TRIO 4 LIFE.)
Bishop: Fans, that was our World Champion Double O at the head of our broadcast. Welcome to our first leg of our tour of Japan. Hi, I'm Allen Bishop along with Sam Mutt who will do Color commentary. Welcome to the Catfight. Tonight, we have a great card for you. The undefeated Black Lotus takes on cruiserweight 'Jumping' Jennifer Grier. 'Tokyo Thriller' Miko Azai faces the streaking 'Burning Cherry Blossom' Rekka Sakura. The Western Heritage champion 'Kyoto Crippler' Keiko Mita defends against 'La Femme Nikita' Nikita Marx....
Mutt: OH yeah. Nikita takes the gold all the way...plus, we got 2 bonus matches for ya. A GDWA flashback of sorts and the match that took place at the IEWA's Shattered Dreams pay per view. In a non-title bout, Keiko Mita faces the World Heavyweight Champion Officer Order in a non-title bout...
Bishop: And rumors abound about Dawg Pound Nights: Dawg Bites Back...the most hardcore GDWA event of the year. But prior to that event, we have the Super Japan show next week featuring...
Dalbello Rage
["the Great Gate of Kiev" interrupts the broadcast with its majestic Russian strains. The crowd begins to boo and hiss as the curtains part and Dalbello Rage strides down the aisle.]
Bishop: What the hell is this? Not again! Come on, we have a programming schedule to adhere to!
Mutt: Hey, these are always the best parts of the show!
Mutt: You can tell Dalbello really loves this stuff, can't you! I mean look at the sheer wickedness in her eyes.
Bishop: This misfit just wants to make a mockery out of everything the GDWA stands for. I'm appalled, frankly. This is how this phenomenal 18 year competitor chooses to spend her last years?
Mutt: She's only 34! I wish you guys would cut out that age crap! 34 is not old ... not when you look like her.
Bishop: I'm going to be sick.
Mutt: Me, too. Sick as a pig. And I want to throw up all... excuse me, I thought I was in Last Tango in Paris for a minute. Pass the butter, Dal! Pass me the damn butter, please!!!!
Bishop: Dammit, Sam!
Dalbello: (husky, sexy voice) What I'd like to have right now ...
Mutt: (chuckling) They're like trained sheep.
Dalbello: What I'd like to have right now.
Dalbello: What I'd like to have right now is for all you strong, proud, straight-backed, broad-shouldered, unbiased, Afrophilic beautiful people to stand up and put your hands together for your leader, the inimitable, the indomitable ... the Phenom of the GDWA... the HEAT-SEEKER, the SHOWSTOPPER... the GREATEST WESTERN HERITAGE and ONLY RELEVANT CRUISERWEIGHT AROUND...Ms. 'JACK JOHNSON'...SIERRA... BROOOOOOOOWNE!!!!
Dalbello: I guess she just proved her point then, didn't she?
Bishop: Somebody's got to cut their cable every Monday night.
Sierra Browne
Sierra: Thank you, I don't see anybody standing. I don't see anybody standing. Why aren't you standing? Huh? What’s the matter? I guess none of you respect one damn thing I do around here. Well, that's just fine. That's just dandy. I don't want your respect. I don't need your cheers. Come on, throw things at me. Come on, pitch all your crap at me. Come on! Do it! You want to!!!!
Sierra: Oh, quit it. Just quit it. Because I'm not out here to play to the crowd right now. So sit down, shut the hell up for once and stop acting like the bunch of morons you are. I'm talking to you straight right now. This isn't planned. This isn't rehearsed. It's time we had a heart-to-heart dialogue. All right?
Mutt: What the hell?
Bishop: Has Sierra finally realised she's gone too far?
Sierra: Rekka Sakura said something the other day that really bothered me. She said I was about as militant as Martha Stewart. Whoever said I was militant? Whoever said that I wanted to kill all the 'White people.' You never heard those words out of me. You never heard me call myself a poor, dirty Black girl as Princess Kallista seems to think. I know, I know, you all feel me talking about race is uncomfortable, you all figure this is some cheap shtick just to get you to boo me and to gain leverage with Denmark Vessey when it comes to match bookings. Well, it isn't. I'm not Daisy Butterfly, I didn't turn on you just because I lost a title and couldn't think of anything else to do with my career. I didn't turn on you because I decided you weren't worth my time. And I didn't turn on you because most of you out there are White. I DIDN'T turn on you.
You ESTRANGED me. What did I do to deserve your boos? They all started because I superkicked May Order and she hit the ringpost. Was I wrong to win a match with May? Was I wrong? Why did you cheer me every time I lost and the very moment I win my second match in my GDWA career you start to boo me. And you booed me even worse when I beat Order again for the Great Western Heritage title. Why? Isn't that what I was supposed to do? Wasn't I supposed to compete? To me, it struck me as if I wasn't supposed to be a winner in your eyes. (sob) I wasn't supposed to do anything but jump around and get swatted like a fly.
Sierra: I just wanted to see you cheer me, appreciate the effort I'd made for you, the work I'd undergone. I struggled, I labored. I made every effort. I needed you to appreciate me. And I struggled to show you that a Black wrestler could be something phenomenal without resorting to stereotypes, without demeaning herself. But the more I did it my way. The more I succeeded it just seemed to me to be the less we understood each other. This is what I felt you saw. Not a phenomenal