Mutt: Staci X with a pickup, and nailing away on Crimson. The Canadian getting rocked with hard right hands. This match is right up Staci's alley with these basic moves and brawling style.
Bishop: Crimson is in a boxing match. She's humbled up against the ropes as Staci nails her with combinations and body blows. Wow!
Mutt: Hold on! Medusa Rage with the perfect opportunity. She charges Staci X from behind...........!!!
(Fans all screaming!!!!!!!)
Bishop: AND STACI X DIVES OUT OF THE WAY!
Mutt: Medusa runs right into Crimson, and Crimson has been eliminated! SO long!
(Big pop as Crimson hits the floor!)
Mutt: OH YES!!!!!
Bishop: Medusa Rage and Staci X in a stare off as the crowd is solidly behind Staci X.
(Fans chanting: STACI! STACI! STACI! STACI! STACI!)
Bishop: Collar and elbow tie up, and the heavier Medusa backing Staci into the near corner. Medusa nailing away with European Uppercuts, and Staci X is getting whooped!
(Hardcores pop as Staci X slumps in the corner!)
Bishop: Medusa Irish Whipping her out of the corner and Medusa follows. Staci off the ropes and Medusa with a Belly to Belly Suplex!
(Another pop from the hardcores while most fans boo!)
Bishop: This is the biggest match of Staci's career. Medusa up to her feet, stomping away on the back of Staci. Medusa ready to ascend the mountain top and claim the I-Title.
Mutt: Medusa with a pickup and a Bodyslam! And this thing is all but over. Medusa snatching the heavy metal head by her hair, and slapping her between her legs...no!
Bishop: Staci X hoisting up Medusa with a waistlock and executing an Inverted Atomic Drop!!!!
(Crowd pops in amazement!)
Mutt: Staci backing into the ropes, holding her back. Staci comes firing off the ropes with a Clothesline...and Medusa ducks under while applying a Waistlock for a Northern Lights Suplex!
(Dawg pound barking as fans are screaming!)
Bishop: Medusa up to her feet, real slow like. She's panting something horrible. I don't know about her conditioning. Medusa running to the far ropes as Staci gets to her feet. Medusa bouncing off and NAILING the Running Bulldog Lariat!
(Fans all screaming as Medusa Rage gets to her feet.)
Bishop: Medusa with a pickup and heading over toward the ropes. Medusa grabbing the back of Staci's tights and tossing her over...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mutt: But Staci holding on to Medusa's hair! That ain't no weave, those Dreadlocks are attached to her head. Medusa pulling against her, and Staci letting GO!
(Huge crowd pop as Medusa Rage's head snaps back into the canvas.)
Bishop: Medusa flying backwards and smacks her head against the mat! She's not moving!
(Fans all cheering on Staci as Staci gets up from the ring apron.)
Bishop: That's from her injury. Medusa hurt her head when Nikita nailed her with those ring stairs. She's dazed...and Staci X is going up top!
(Fans all on their feet in anticipation as Staci X climbs the turnbuckles.)
Bishop: She's facing the fans, and steadies herself up top. Staci X jumps.............
Mutt: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonsault!!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Medusa Rage clutches her midsection!)
Bishop: Staci X with a pickup, and has Medusa by the tights! She's pointing out to the Dawg Pound. . . . .
(Fans Scream: YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeS!)
Mutt: AND SHE TOSSES HER OUT TO THE FLOOR! OH MY! SHE'S OUTTA THERE!!!!!!! Medusa Rage is gone!
(Fans on their feet cheering as Staci X falls to the canvas crying hysterically!)
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
(Huge crowd pop as Staci X grabs her face and cries blissfully!)
Bishop: Staci X WINS IT! Can YOU believe this!?!?!?!
Mutt: Medusa Rage fighting injured, and these things can happen. She's lucky she wasn't hurt in this battle royal. Staci X luckily bashed Medusa in the head, and we have ourselves a NEW Internet champion.
(Fans all on their feet, still cheering, as Officer Order and Blackjack Belmonte come down to ringside.)
Spud: Ladies and gentlemen, at 1 hour and 3 minutes. Your winner, and Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION......
(Huge crowd pop as 'Fuel' by Stick blares through the pa.)
Spud: Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaci X!
(Fans all cheering as GDWA officials present Staci with a trophy!)
Bishop: Officer Order and Blackjack Belmonte, and old friend of Staci's, strapping the I-Title around her waist. Staci can hardly believe it! She's hugging Order, and Blackjack joins the huddle!
(Fans all pop as Officer Order, Blackjack Belmonte, and the referee raise Staci X's hand in victory.)
Mutt: We'll see how long she holds on to that damn thing! Bloody Mary, Medusa Rage and a host of others will want a piece of that...and that is IF she gets past Dementia Praecox next week!
(Fans all cheering as Officer Order and Blackjack Belmonte carry Staci X out of the ring and up the aisle on their shoulders.)
Bishop: Fans, hopefully we'll get a report on Eleanor Royal's condition. She was in that Camel Clutch for an awfully long time. We've got to move on. Whalen, take us away with the GDWA Flashback.
Whalen: Hello fans, and welcome to another installment of the GDWA Flashback. The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance has grown in popularity, so we thought it prudent to introduce you new fans, and re-introduce to old fans, some of the GDWA's most memorable moments.
(He walks over to Daisy Butterfly's locker and peeps around.)
Whalen: The 1996 Ironwoman of the GDWA has paid her dues to become one of the greatest in the sport. She's wrestled some of the greatest in the sport, even before achieving superstardom.
(The locker room is suddenly filled with cheers as Staci X and Officer Order enter. Staci X is carrying the INTERNET Title around her waist proudly as other workers pull out champagne bottles.)
Whalen: I better make this quick! Fans, our Flashback tonight is a match taped on June 1st of last year from the San Francisco Cow Palace! The woman the Japanese would coin as the 'Franchise' was just in the upswing of her career. Valkyrie, a former high flying competitor here, was red hot, and was the number 1 contender to the World title!
(Staci X blares some Metallica through her boom-box as she comes by and pours champagne over Mike Whalen’s head!)
Whalen: Goodness! Well, as you will see, Daisy was no stick in the mud. As we approach Founder's Day Tradition, we can appreciate how far this fan favorite has come! Can I have a glass Staci?
FLASHBACK: VALKYRIE VS. DAISY BUTTERFLY
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. It is a special stipulation match, in which any outside accompaniment or assistance automatically disqualifies the assisted wrestler. Wrestling fans, this is our Main Event this week!
(Fans boo as they hear 'True Faith' by New Order)
Spud: First, hailing from Des Moines, Iowa. She is 5 feet 8 inches, 129 pounds! Here is Valkyrie!!!
(She comes walking down the aisle with her reddish-blonde hair waving down her back.)
Mutt: The current Number 1 contender to the World title. Valkyrie has been looking good lately. Too bad for Daisy Cockroach.
Spud: And her opponent....
(Fans cheer as "Nutcracker Suite" blares through the speakers.)
Spud: Hailing from San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet 7, 130 pounds, here is Daisy Butterfly!!!
(She slaps hands with the fans as she enters the ring.)
Bishop: Daisy Butterfly and Valkyrie finally getting it on here on the Saturday House Show. This should be a great match up.
Mutt: Valkyrie looks just about naked without Vlad at ringside. She doesn't seem agitated in the least either.
(Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly climbs the turnbuckles and points to them all.)
Bishop: Daisy back down to the mat, and this one is under way.
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up and no advantage for either woman. They break, and encircle one another in the ring. Another lock up and Valkyrie with a thumb to the eye. Now an Irish Whip and Daisy is sent to the far ropes.
Mutt: She bounces off and Valkyrie with a High Back...
Bishop: No! Daisy holds on and counters with a Crucifix! The ref slides in for the count...1...2...kick out!
(Fans cheering as Daisy Butterfly and Valkyrie get back up to their feet!)
Mutt: Damn!
Bishop: Valkyrie and Daisy lock up and this time Daisy with a Wristlock and Valkyrie trying to get out of it. Valkyrie pushing Daisy into the ropes and Daisy with a Side Headlock. Val pushing off...but can't get her to let go. Now a quick go behind and a Waistlock take down!
(Fans cheering as Valkyrie scrambles for the ropes.)
Mutt: The ref forces the break and Valkyrie with a forearm to the head. Valkyrie wailing away with fists and Daisy backing into the middle of the ring. Val now, with a Spinning Mule kick! Yes!
Bishop: Valkyrie with the first impact maneuver of the match. Daisy Butterfly hit the mat as Valkyrie runs to the ropes. Val bounces off and MISSES the Summersault Leg Drop!
(Fans cheer!)
Bishop: Daisy with an immediate Single Leg Pick up and twisting it into a Leglock. She's really leaning into it. Putting pressure on that left knee. Daisy Butterfly has thus far taken the mobility away from Val.
Mutt: Valkyrie can't reach the ropes from the middle of the ring. She's gonna have to find a way out. She's scrambling around and Daisy with a firm hold of that leg. She spins around, and falls backward with