(Fans all cheering as Eleanor Royal points to Bloody Mary and Tiffany Chandler in the corner.)
Bishop: Eleanor Royal with a head of steam and nails both of them with a Handspring Splash in the corner!
(Crowd pops big time!)
Mutt: Meanwhile, Sierra Browne with an Irish Whip to the far side! Crimson bouncing off and Browne with a Frankensteiner!
(Crowd chanting: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!)
Bishop: There's the horn!
(Fans erupt with boos as they hear 'Dvorak's 9th Symphony'.)
Mutt: Medusa Rage heading down the aisle wearing those brown wrestling tights with the single strap over the shoulder. Reminiscent of Andrea the Giant.
Bishop: Rage entering the ring, and exiting? She's hanging out on the ring apron. The referee giving her the 5 count, and Medusa entering, and now walking around the ring avoiding everybody!
Mutt: Royal meanwhile having her way with Mary AND Chandler. Tiffany getting nailed with hard right hands in the far corner. Mary down in the near corner still, her face a red blur.
Bishop: Royal with an Irish Whip to the far side as she rushes in after her. Tiffany Chandler hits hard on the turnbuckles as she comes bouncing off...and Eleanor Royal with a High Back Body Drop...
Mutt: And Medusa Rage storming across the ring with a Clothesline!
(Fans boo as Medusa stomps away on Eleanor Royal.)
Bishop: Sierra Browne leaving Crimson? She sprints across the ring toward Medusa, Medusa with a High Back Body Drop and Sierra Brown landing a Guillotine Legdrop on Tiffany Chandler!
(Mixed reaction as fans don't know to cheer for Browne or boo Medusa.)
Mutt: These girls have entered as a team. This should be interesting!!!
Bishop: Medusa and Sierra stomping away on Tiffany Chandler! Oh no! Medusa calling for the Dawg Pound. Medusa with a pickup, and drapes Tiffany over her shoulder. Crimson watching on as Medusa runs for the near corner...
Mutt: AND RAMS TIFFAY'S BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
(Fans barking as Tiffany Chandler clutches her back.)
Mutt: Medusa can't STAND the Syndicate.
Bishop: Eleanor Royal getting to her feet now, and Medusa Rage heading over near the ropes. Chandler on one knee, and Browne...heading over toward Royal? Medusa about to climb to the outside, and Royal snatching her by her dreadlocks!
(Fans all cheering as Medusa screams for Sierra Browne.)
Mutt: Sierra Browne running across the ring and nails Royal with a Flying Clothesline! Royal flying through the ropes, and hitting the floor.
Bishop: Crimson now, sprinting across the ring, and sliding to the outside. Crimson with a pickup, slaps Royal between her legs and Piledrives her on the floor!
Mutt: In the ring, Medusa beating the 5 count and entering the ring. They ARE NOT attacking Bloody Mary. What's going on? Sierra Browne and Medusa walking around, and this looks like it has been elaborately set up.
Bishop: Crimson rolling Royal into the ring! Browne immediately with a pickup, and nailing away with European Uppercuts. Royal looks out on her feet. Sierra holding up Royal for Medusa, and Medusa with a Perfect Punch to the chest!
(Fans boo as Royal falls into Medusa Rage, humbled, as Medusa lets out a blood curdling laugh.)
Bishop: I can't believe this crap! This is a Royal Rumble for God's sake. You don't...
Mutt: Medusa Rage going for it all! She hoists Royal up into the air, Military Pressing her up high and dropping her down for a Backbreaker!
Spud: 30 Seconds!
Bishop: The refs have forced Crimson back into the ring, and she is immediately hammered by Bloody Mary!!!! Out of nowhere, Bloody Mary ran down the ring ropes and NAILED Crimson with a Clothesline!
(Fans boo as Medusa Rage motions for the belt.)
Mutt: Eleanor Royal crawling away from Medusa as Sierra Browne cuts her off. Sierra with a pickup, and Armwringer Superkick combination!
(Crowd chanting: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!)
Bishop: There's the horn!
(Crowd pops as they hear 'Real American' blast through the speakers.)
Mutt: Oh no!
Bishop: Wendy Marshall sprinting down the aisle for all that she's got! That means Staci X drew #10!
(Huge crowd pop as Wendy Marshall storms the ring.)
Bishop: Marshall going right for Medusa Rage! Marshall nailing away with punches, and Browne immediately to Medusa's defense. Marshall with a boot to the midsection of Browne, and now a Dropkick!
Mutt: But Marshall getting nailed by Medusa with an European Uppercut, and Wendy is stunned. Another one, and she falls into the ropes! Medusa Irish whipping, no, reversal!
Bishop: Medusa off the ropes and Wendy with a Spinebuster!!!
(Huge crowd pop as Medusa Rage hits the mat.)
Mutt: Sierra Browne nailing away on Wendy Marshall, and here comes Eleanor Royal! Royal nailing Browne with big right hands as she backs Browne into the ropes.
(Fans screaming as Bloody Mary sprints across the ring!)
Mutt: Hold on! Browne and Royal trading punches...AND BLOODY MARY WITH A SWEEPING CLOTHESLINE, ELIMINATING *both* WOMEN!!!
(Hardcores pop big time as Bloody Mary drapes her arm over the top rope exhausted.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary giving the performance of a life time!
Bishop: Meanwhile, Wendy Marshall hammering away on Medusa, and here comes Crimson! Crimson stomping on the woman from Port of Spain Trinidad! Crimson the ultimate opportunist, as they pick up Medusa and nail her with a Double Snap Suplex!!!
(Fans cheer as Medusa clutches the back of her head and her back.)
Bishop: Eleanor Royal can't believe it's over. Sierra Browne has left ringside, and Royal walking in a daze. She's heading up the aisle in so much disappointment...
Mutt: AND OUT OF THE CURTAINS COME NOMAD AND PRINCESS NELLIE! They are gonna take out Eleanor Royal PRIOR to the Founder’s Day Tradition! Nelli with a Full Nelson and Nomad with a Heart Punch!
(Fans booing as Eleanor Royal falls to the floor.)
Bishop: Oh no! Nomad stomping away at Royal, and Princess Nellie barking out some kind of orders. Nomad straddling Royal and cinches in the Camel Clutch!!!
(Fans all screaming as Eleanor Royal cries out in pain.)
Mutt: In the ring, Medusa squaring around to her feet after successive dropkicks from Crimson and Marshall. Bloody Mary conserving her strength, and Wendy Marshall with a vendetta against Medusa.
Bishop: Marshall with a pickup, measuring Medusa, and a Spinwheel kick! Crimson stomping away on Medusa, and Bloody Mary nailing Crimson with a Double Axe Handle from behind! Both women fall to the mat, as Wendy Marshall points to all the fans.
Mutt: The 2 minute mark has got to be coming up. Bloody Mary drew the Number 1 slot and is STILL in there. Crimson has been in there a while, and Medusa and Wendy the freshest ones.
(Fans cheering as Wendy Marshall climbs the top turnbuckle.)
Bishop: Wendy up high! She jumps....and *hits* the Splash!!!!
(Loudest pop thus far as Medusa Rage clutches her ribs!!)
Mutt: Wendy Marshall with a pickup, and Medusa *missing* a European Uppercut!!!! Wendy slapping on a waistlock, backpedaling with a head of steam and TOSSES Medusa over the top!
(Fans scream as Medusa slides back through the bottom rope.)
Spud: 30 seconds!
Mutt: Great use of leverage by Wendy Marshall, but Medusa is STILL in it!
Bishop: Wendy Marshall heading over to Bloody Mary and Crimson...Double Noggin Knocker! Wendy with an Irish Whip, and Crimson flying off the ropes....AND WENDY NAILS HER WITH A HIGH BACK BODY DROP!!!
(Crowd chanting: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!)
Bishop: There's the horn!
(Limited pop as fans see Staci X running down the aisle.)
Mutt: Staci seeing Nomad punishing Royal, and nailing away with Punches! Princess Nelli interfering, and now the referees running up the aisle. Princess Nelli, Nomad and Staci trading punches.
Bishop: Meanwhile, Wendy Marshall in the ring, nailing away on Bloody Mary. She slaps on a front face lock, and a Snap Suplex! Wendy back up to her feet, and Medusa with a Running Clothesline....ducked!
(Fans cheer!)
Mutt: Wendy running into the near ropes as Medusa turns around...and Wendy with a Flying Headscissors, but Medusa countering with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker!!!
(Hardcores barking: Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)
Bishop: Bloody Mary now, stomping away on Wendy Marshall, and Crimson simply watching. Medusa orchestrating, as she hoists Wendy up with a Gutwrench pick up and nails Wendy with a British Bombshell....
Mutt: And Bloody Mary with a Running Reverse Elbow to the back of the head! Wendy flying over the top rope to the floor, she's history!
(Fans booing as Wendy Marshall hits the floor.)
Bishop: Staci X finally torn away from Nomad, and she's storming the ring!!!!
Mutt: Staci springing herself over the top rope, and Clotheslines Crimson! Bloody Mary backing off as Staci nails away on her with STRONG right hands. Medusa waiting in the wings as Staci bullies Mary up on the ropes.
Bishop: Medusa so selfish! Where's the help when Mary needs it!? Crimson up on her feet, and Staci firing off and nailing HER with a Clothesline! Staci with a pickup, and ramming her head in the near corner...
(Fans count: 1.....2......3.....4....5...6....7...8..9....10!)
Mutt: Crimson stumbling out of the corner, trying to veer from the ropes...and Staci with a Bulldog!
Bishop: Mary off the ropes now, not believing this show of spirit from the OTHER Heavy metal head of the GDWA. Mary charging Staci and a High Back Body Drop! Mary is down!!!!!
(Fans all cheering!)
Bishop: Mary back up and Staci with a Dropkick!!! Bloody Mary flying over the top rope to the floor!
(Dawg Pound