Ma Porter: Sure thing, Tony. The GDWA, everything that it is right now, was built on the backs of its founders, its old-schoolers. In other words, me. And Lisa Thomas. And even Manson and Blade. And, a little later, the copper, and Zaranna, who I should've faced for the title but never did. We built the GDWA, and it just sickens us to see it being overrun by a bunch of upstart, talentless pieces of trash like the so-called Syndicate. Or the Age of Rage. I been around long enough to know that youse have achieved success by the how many people youse can bring to ringside. That aint wrestling, that's gang warfare. And that's Porter territory. My only problem is, I been around for so long, there aint a wrestler around who wouldn't love the opportunity to kick my teeth in. The same goes for all the other old-schoolers, they've feuded with everyone. No alliances. No stable made of inbred family members. If you wanna turf war, either of youse, I'll take you on. The last stable to get in my way, the Dragon Trio, well, I don't need to go into the details. Point is, I took 'em apart myself. And that's what I'm gonna do to whichever of you two has the title when the PPV comes along. I'm gonna take that title shot that I deferred when Zaranna was champ and cleanse the GDWA of its infestation.
I don't wanna play favorites, but I'll be rootin' for youse, Chandler. You're the worst champ wrestling has ever seen; I'd rather have freakin' Lanny Manson wearing the belt than youse. But I'm not just gonna beat ya. I'm not jsut gonna take your belt. Ma Porter is the woman who's ended the most careers here at the GDWA. Don't believe me, ask La Mancha. Or that slob Bertha. Or that coward that was so afraid of me she never even showed up for our match. Your career, much like your worthless stable and even more worthless manager, the Pinhead, will lie in the gutter with the rest of the slime. Assuming you can even get by Wheezy at the next card, which I doubt.
Tony: Make no mistake. GDWA is Porter territory, and she's taken the title, not for the redneck fans, not even for me, but for herself, and for the old-schoolers of the GDWA who are also nauseated by empty success of the Syndicate and the Age of Rage. We're about to turn back the clock. (Drains his drink, and Ma Porter flexes her muscles)
(FADE OUT)
Dunbar: There is tension in the GDWA!
Bishop: No doubt! You can't have Ma Porter blasting Medusa Rage AND Andrea Chandler...my goodness. Does it get any more interesting?
Blade: Ma Porter does have a point. Us old-schoolers kept this fed afloat, gave it the revenue to get our first pay per view so we could get global recognition.
Bishop: I agree, but without the new blood like the Syndicate, Bloody Mary, the Age of Rage and Wendy Marshall, you don't have the stiff competition TO MAINTAIN that excellence you guys started.
Blade: Allen! What are you, a revisionist historian?! Lanny Manson vs. Zaranna was not only a classic feud, but they were classic matches!!! Ma Porter vs. Officer Order was another set of 5*****star match ups that was feud based. Lanny vs Ma Porter and we can go on and on! These newbies and new schoolers can't TOUCH the old school GDWA.
Bishop: Hold on a minute! What about Andrea Chandler vs. Lanny Manson in what just may be the greatest match in GDWA history? What about the late 'Dangerous Queen' Sachie Yokoyama against Officer Order? What about Zaranna against Daisy Butterfly in Madison Square Garden for the World's title? Demonica and Dementia Praecox's feud against 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda?
Blade: All of those matches involved old schoolers...
Bishop: But some would argue that the new schoolers carried them.
Blade: I...
Dunbar: Fans, we'll continue this discussion later! (Glaring at the two of them.) Let’s look at the card for tomorrow night’s Saturday Nite Special...
1) Medusa Rage vs. Andrea Chandler (World Heavyweight Championship!)
2) 'Burning Cherry Blossom' Rekka Sakura vs. 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda (Western Heritage Championship!)
3) GDWA INTERNET Heavyweight Championship Royal Rumble!
4) The Misfits vs High-Flying Dolls (non-title!)
5) The Browne Girls vs. the Suicide Blondes
Dunbar: Fans, we have Founder's Day Tradition right around the corner. And as we head into Saturday Nite to crown a NEW Internet Heavyweight Champion, let's hear from one of the participants in that title contender match up at %%%Founder's Day Tradition%%% I speak of none other than 'the Franchise' Daisy Butterfly....
DAISY BUTTERFLY
(SCENE: DAISY BUTTERFLY, dressed in a tight-fitting GDWA t-shirt and red tracksuit pants. Her black hair is up in two buns on the top of her head)
Daisy: Internet title, Internet title shot; that's not at all where my head is at right now. Right now, I'm focusing straight on you, Micki Duran. I'm focusing on what you can do and what I can do to you. Not looking for a title shot; I've been down that road twice before and every time gold gets in my eyes it becomes all I see. That's not the case now. Right now, Internet title aside, we're gonna go out there and prove who's the best in the world. We’re going in there to put ourselves over and settle an unspoken, unacted feud that's been sitting dormant since you arrived. I could care less about the Syndicate, about Chandler and her World belt. I could really care less about the I-Title. The only thing I'm about now is perfection. Being on top. And that, girlfriend, is where I'm staying. Sayonara, "Legend"...
Bishop: Wow! Daisy is SERIOUS!!! Micki Duran better watch out.
Blade: You know, if Duran wins the Internet title, and Strike gets a shot at the Tag Team belts that the MISFITS own, the Syndicate could hold *all* of the GDWA's gold.
Bishop: The tag team belts...wow! I wonder who gets THAT title shot?!
Dunbar: We'll focus on that in a minute. Fans, turning our attention now to other matters, we have WHO's HOT and WHO's NOT with Medusa Rage this week. Go ahead Ms. Rage...
MEDUSA RAGE
Medusa: Who's Hot/Who's Not? You want me to tell you. Here, let me tell you the real deal. I'm gonna start it off like this. Hot. Andrea Chandler's burning about as bright as a supernova right now. None of the so-called fan favorites around here want to face her. Why? Cause they all got beat by her. That's why. But every supernova burns out. And Andrea, Saturday, is where you run out of fuel.
Medusa: Hot. Daisy Butterfly. She beat Nikita Marx in what turned out to be a best of four match, surprise, surprise. That Iron Butterfly nearly ripped Nikita's arm out and finished a feud that Butterfly started. Girl, enjoy it, because there will soon come a time when I have to clip your wings.
Medusa: Hot. Dementia Praecox. Bloody Mary. Radhi Ananda. Why? Dementia's the number one contender to two titles. Bloody Mary is really coming on and Radhi Ananda still hasn't lost that Great Western Heritage title. All three are hot.
Medusa: Hot. Me. I'm hot under the collar. "Tour of the Apocalypse", "Annihilation of the Worthless" call it whatever. I really don't give a damn. This is just getting stupid. You suspend Dalbello? You disqualify me in a no-holds barred match? You see Nikita in the hospital and Dementia all busted up. That's what I can do Denmark Vessey. You think you can control me? You think you can run me? Nobody controls Medusa. NOBODY!
Medusa: Yeah. Who's not. Sonya Blade, you old has been, why the hell did you lace up the boots to be embarrassed so badly. I hope I never run into you because you wasted my shot at it all. You wasted everybody's time and you just fed Chandler's ego. You're lucky she took pity on your pathetic ass because if that were me I'd smash you right into the ground.
Medusa: Another not. Charlotte LaMancha. Glass Joe is out and done. Thank God. Somebody take Lady Tiger out too and I'll be happy. Not. The High-Flying Dolls. Did they even bother to prepare in their match against the Suicide Blondes? The whole thing looked like crap. Girls, my Misfits will eat you alive.
Medusa: Not. Nikita Marx. She's lost to Wendy Marshall, Daisy Butterfly, and I finally put her out of her misery. Nikita. You've never been anything and you will never be anything.
Medusa: And Staci-X. You're nothing, girl. Again, another person gets a shot at Andrea Chandler and hasn't got two clues what to do with it. You disgust me. You're definitely not.
Medusa: Right, that's it! Shut these damn cameras off! I'm out of here!
Bishop: Wow! Sonya Blade made the not list.
Dunbar: Sonya has just left to prepare for GDWA hotline news. For now, let’s hear from GDWA Tag Team champions, the MISFITS....
THE MISFITS
Dalbello: Suspended, eh? You think you can suspend me? I'm one half of the damn tag team champions. I'm Medusa's manager. You want to suspend me? Go ahead and try. I tell you this I'm going to make you all pay for this. And it isn't going to be pretty. You really don't have a clue what suspension means to me, do you? It means I have time to kick back, let my body relax and heal and put my head to work. You don't want to see me when I have time alone to think. President Vessey, you can fine me all you want. You can suspend me for eleven weeks if you want. Hell, I DARE you to strip the Misfits of the titles! Come on. You think I give a damn about