Bishop: Dalbello Rage not liking her situation one bit. But she shouldn't have nailed the referee like that. You shouldn't hit a referee period!
Dunbar: Fans, we will have further words from BOTH of the Misfits on the Saturday Night Special. For now, let's hear from the Suicide Blonds who consider themselves the number 1 contenders to the Tag Belts...
SUICIDE BLONDES
(SCENE: The SUICIDE BLONDES, lounging in the back of a limousine as it weaves through the night. Both ladies are wearing dark sunglasses and black fur coats.)
Baby Jane Ross: So it seems that a couple of stray cats that call themselves the "Misfits" want to get into our limelight a bit, huh?
Taylor Monroe: For real, sweetie. I guess holding the GDWA gold isn't enough for them. They want to be STARS. Well girls, we'll make you famous all right...
Baby Jane Ross: And then they go and insult our skill? As if! Honey, please. A star is only as bright as her supporting cast. Look at our opponents for our first night out! What more did we need to do to put away those baby Dolls?
Taylor Monroe: You go! And Misfits...you better check yourselves! You want to talk about skills? Oh yeah, you must have them. I've seen NOTHING but mindless brute brawling from everyone in your petite little clan. Jealousy is very, very ugly. Wouldn't you agree, dear?
Baby Jane Ross: Most certainly. As are those two aptly-titled Misfits. Dalbello, sweetie; I'm sure you were an absolute HIT at the ball back in the day, but a woman your age should really conceal...not reveal. Those bags under your eyes. That turkey-waddle you call a tricep. Please mom, back off a little. I suppose it's awful hard for one to grow old with grace when she's lacked it her whole life. Dear, do try to use caution in the ring and remember--calcium is very, very necessary when the years begin to wear at you...
Taylor Monroe: And how about that blonde gorilla Godiva! I swear, Poppa must have been a REAL rolling stone. Let's see...two in Canada, one in England; he sure seemed to enjoy the fruits of the monarchy. Godiva, baby doll; drop the accent. I'm sure the boys love it but you see, now you're talking with LIVE INTELLIGENT WOMEN. We do appreciate any attempt you'd be willing to make to learn and speak English the way we understand it. And while you’re at it, add fries and a Cherry Coke to my order. And keep the change--who knows when Daddy's going to be in town...
Baby Jane Ross: Dear, you are so cruel sometimes...
Taylor Monroe: I try, sweetie.
Baby Jane Ross: It seems as if the Rage family really does want a piece of us. Look at this; how cute! They even sent the Browne Girls over for a dance!
Taylor Monroe: Browne Girls? Plural? I was under the impression that Indigo was deported...
Baby Jane Ross: Goodness no, honey! She's just been in and out of the hospital SO many times...that leg of hers is really acting up, y'know.
Taylor Monroe: For real, she's busted it how many times? I swear, any other sport and she'd be GLUE by now. It's sick the lows that a woman has to sink to make a living.
Baby Jane Ross: Indigo, hon. Show up on Saturday and we'll give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for the effort. That should let you live like royalty back in Bermuda...
Taylor Monroe: Sorry to interrupt, but the Brownes are from Trinidad. They made a point to mention that before.
Baby Jane Ross: Whatever. Just another bottom-feeder country. Take the money and go off skipping the light fantastic. Whatever you wish, sweetie. But stick around and we'll make Jerk Chicken out of the two of you.
Taylor Monroe: Do they eat Jerk Chicken in Trinidad? I thought that was Jamaica.
Baby Jane Ross: Bottom-feeders, girlfriend. It doesn't matter...
Bishop: As much as I DON'T like them, the Suicide Blondes sound serious. They want a shot at those tag belts, and their match against the Browne Girls Saturday will be an important one.
Dunbar: True Indeed. And after all of the high and mighty comments the Suicide Blondes have been making, the Browne Girls who face them tomorrow night had to say a thing or two. Let's hear from them...
BROWNE GIRLS
Sierra: Suicide Blondes, girls, we've been watching you and we don't like what we see.
Indigo: You're all cheap shots and distraction tactics and those outfits are just a disgrace.
Sierra: So, we're going to do something about it tomorrow. We're going to save you from yourselves.
Indigo: All your underhanded tactics are meaningless in the GDWA. We're going to show you exactly what *TALENT* is all about. It's been a long time since we got to have fun in the ring. Well, we're going to start it up again. The Browne Girls are back and better than ever!
Sierra: Don't blink or you'll miss us rocket right past you.
Together: Whoosh!!!!
Dunbar: That should be a GREAT match up. For once, a traditional match up between a fan favorite and a rule breaker. Fans, Sonya Blade is ready to give us the GDWA Hotline News. Go ahead Sonya....
HOTLINE NEWS
Blade: Thanks Paul! Fans, we are now just 24 hours away from crowning a NEW Internet Heavyweight champion. The winner of the I-Title will face Dementia Praecox a week from tomorrow. So now, in alphabetical order, are the 10 participants....
- Bloody Mary
- Crimson
- 'Supermodel' Eleanor Royal
- 'The Kyoto Crippler' Keiko Mita
- Medusa Rage
- 'Burning Cherry Blossom' Rekka Sakura
- Sierra Browne
- Staci X
- 'Brilliant' Tiffany Chandler
- 'Wildchild' Wendy Marshall
Blade: One of these 10 wrestlers will become the NEW GDWA INTERNET HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! I can't wait...oh, my pick is Staci X!
(Sonya Blade checks her hair as a guitar riff of 'Raising Hell' by Run DMC is cued up....)
Blade: Bigger than Superbrawl and grander than Wrestlemania....Now, the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance is proud to present out next ppv!
(The lights dim and a banner pops up behind Sonya Blade.)
Blade: ...FOUNDER'S DAY TRADITION! This pay per view will commemorate the opening of the GDWA, back when we were the DPW's Women's Division. Here is an update:
1) Vonya has signed to face the newcomer Lady Tiger. "The Battle of the Japanese Superstars" 2) "Burning Cherry Blossom" Rekka Sakura vs 'Kyoto Crippler' Keiko Mita!
Vonya, former member of the Evil Empire, has been out of action since our past pay per view. Lady Tiger as well has been out of action. She just returned from France visiting Charlotte La Mancha. That should be great. And the Battle of the Japanese Superstars promises to be a show stopper. As Allen Bishop would say....Wow!
The pay per view event of the year, FOUNDER'S DAY TRADITION will take place on March 10th. Misfits, Andrea, Medusa, get those matches signed!
(Flips through some more papers.)
Blade: Rumor has it that a former GDWA competitor is negotiating a return to Grand Dragon. More when there is more....also, doctors are concerned about the condition of Medusa Rage and Radhi Ananda. The WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPION 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda takes on Rekka Sakura this weekend. She could walk out with BOTH the Western Heritage Championship *AND* the Internet Heavyweight Championship before it is all said and done.
Medusa Rage is defying doctor’s orders to not only involve herself in that grueling 10 woman Battle Royal, but she takes on WORLD'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Andrea Chandler!
(Sonya stares at a notice dumfounded as she looks back up at the screen.)
Blade: Now this is news. Mike Whalen has overheard rumors of a possible NEW division opening up in Grand Dragon. No word on what it is, but YOU KNOW I'll get the word on this.
(Smiles as the music comes up.)
Blade: That's all this week for HOTLINE NEWS. Next week, we will have the complete line up on FOUNDER'S DAY TRADITION. Guys, back to you!
Bishop: Andrea Chandler with a BIG title defense on Saturday Nite. She and Medusa's feud has been a long time coming...and Medusa is in the Internet title Royal Rumble as well?
Dunbar: This has been coined the 'Rookie Rumble' from some insiders. They say, amazingly, that the odds are in favor of a rookie taking the INTERNET title.
Bishop: And just as Sonya Blade stated, Rekka Sakura could walk away as our FIRST bi-titled champion. NO ONE has EVER done that in our sports history.
Dunbar: Let's hear from 'Burning Cherry Blossom' Rekka Sakura...
REKKA SAKURA
Yukio: YOU CALL THAT EFFORT? 245 POUNDS IS ALL YOU CAN BENCH? AND YOU THINK THAT YOU STAND AGAINST A MONSTER LIKE RADHI ANANDA? WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TO TRAIN YOU REKKA?
Rekka Sakura: UUUHHHNNN!!! YOU WANT MORE YUKIO? FINE!! YOU DOUBT MY COURAGE OR CAPABILITY YUKIO? YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY RESOLVE? DO YOU STILL DOUBT ME YUKIO? YOU DOUBT THE RAGING INFERNO THAT BURNS IN THE BREAST OF THIS "BURNING CHERRY BLOSSOM"?
Yukio: SCREW THE "BURNING CHERRY BLOSSOM" GARBAGE!! WORRY MORE ABOUT YOUR OPPONENT!! TO HELL WITH ALL OF IT!! WHAT GOOD IS THAT "RAGING INFERNO" INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU CAN'T CHANNEL IT INTO ANGER? UNLEAS THE AGGRESSION WITHIN YOU REKKA!! LET THE ANGER SET "THE BURNING CHERRY BLOSSOM" ABLAZE AND TURN INTO AN INFERNO!!
Rekka Sakura: WHAT? YOU DON'T MEAN...
Yukio: YES!! LET THE FIRE CONSUME YOU SO THE SPIRIT AND FIRE ARE ONE!! ONLY BY LETTING GO AND ABANDONING