Allen: Well, that remains to be seen, as Midnight drags Baby Jane over to a neutral corner. Climbs to the second rope and....CONNECTS with a knee to the chest.
****Crowd POPS!!!*****
Congo: Ross, clutching her chest in pain, and Fury with the pin.
**........1...........
**........2............
**** (Crowd groans as Monroe rushes in to make the save) *****
Congo: Close, but not quite close enough to beat the GDWA's culture mavens.
Allen: Yeah, schlock culture! Fury, now, tagging out to Lacy Gold. And Lacy with a side headlock. Really digs it in.
SPUDS: 10 minutes have elapsed! Five minutes remaining!
Allen: Both teams now, smelling blood. Ross, pushing Gold into the ropes...
CONGO: AND MONROE DELIVERS A SPINWHEEL KICK AS LACY HITS THE ROPES. Baby Jane immediately goes to the hostile corner and SUPERKICKS Midnight Fury!
****HARDCORES POP! ******
Congo: Fury, got caught sleeping. Lacy Gold still down from Monroe's kick. Monroe entering the ring...and...What’s this?
Allen: The ref showing leeway by letting both women in the ring without so much as a tag. Monroe, hoisting Lacy Gold into a bearhug. BJ Ross, bouncing off the far ropes and...WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!
Congo: They call that the Suicide Drop. Here's the count
1.............
2.............
3!!.............
*DING*DING*DING*
SPUDS: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, at a time of 12:03, the Suicide Blondes!!
(Crowd boos and hardcores pop as "Where Eagles Dare" blares over the PA)
Allen: The Culture vultures, taking this one with a superior strategy. But now that the other teams have had a chance to scout them, I doubt all their double teaming will work as well
Congo: Bishop, do you know anything about wrestling, at all? The Blondes are indicative of the new breed of tag team we've got in the GDWA: Young, hungry, and willing to do whatever it takes. If they can't double team, they'll do whatever else it takes to win. Wait a minute, Taylor Monroe is calling for the mike.
(Crowd hushes a bit)
MONROE: (Panting) Well...These High Flying Dolls look more like rag dolls to me! Pathetic! No interviews please, we'll be in our trailers!
(Throws the mike down. Both women leave the ring, walking back down the aisle with a swagger. They disappear behind the curtain)
Congo: A great debut here for the Suicide Blondes
Allen: (dumbfounded) They have trailers??...
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles heads down the aisle. He's an African American male in his early 30's, wearing a red/black striped zoot suit, top hat, and Ray Ban Sunglasses.)
Bishop: In just a minute we hear from Tiffany Chandler 'the Brilliant' who...I don't know what the hell she's talking about.
Mutt: Neither do I, but it must be important!
(Fans all cheering as a spotlight hits MISTER Furious Styles in the center of the ring.)
HOUSE OF STYLES: TIFFANY CHANDLER
Styles; Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, baby! Comin' to ya live and direct from the center of my universe... Now, I'm about to introduce a woman who's got brains as well as beauty... and she's one fine looking specimen.. Please welcome the newest addition to the Syndicate... here is "Brilliant" Tiffany Chandler!!
Tiffany: Thank you, Mr. Styles for giving me this time. Your show always keeps me entertained.
Styles: Let me tell you that I like your 'style' girl... but we gotta talk about your match last week with the Supermodel... she got the win over you...I couldn't hardly believe it myself.. But that's the way it ended up.
Tiffany: Let me tell you the scoop on Eleanor Royal, the so-called Supermodel.
Tiffany: If you'll hold this...
Tiffany: While I wouldn't want to spread these actual photos around, I'll let you take a look at them yourself, Mr. Styles. As you can see, Eleanor Royal wasn't always the supermodel she claims to be. These papers prove that she has not only had consultation with plastic surgeons... but has paid for services as well.
Styles: You mean, this is her?
Tiffany: That's exactly what I'm saying. She's a fake and a fraud.
Styles: Well, I'll be! How'd you get information like this? I thought all this kind of stuff was confidential...
Tiffany: *smirks* Mr. Styles, I can hardly reveal that sort of thing out here on the air. My main concern tonight was to prove that Eleanor Royal is a fake and a fraud. I will be more than happy to get her in the ring for a rematch. Anytime. Anywhere. I will prove that her win over me was nothing more than a fluke, at best. I'm afraid that's all the time I have for now. Good day, Mr. Styles.
Styles: Hey, blunt and to the point! Yo, back to you Bishop and Sam Mutt!
Mutt: Thanks, MISTER Styles. Hey, we got one more match before the GDWA Flashback?
Bishop: That's right. 'Double O' Officer Order takes on Crimson as she makes her debut in the GDWA. And much like Bloody Mary, Crimson is making her debut against a big time player in Grand Dragon. Let's go to Spud who I believe is ready in the ring....
CRIMSON VS. OFFICER ORDER
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit.
(Mixture of cheers and boos as fans hear 'Poison' by Alice Cooper.)
Spud: Coming down the aisle, hailing from Yellowknife, Canada! She is 5 feet 8 inches, weighing 137lbs! Here is Crimson!!!!!!!!
(The red headed Crimson heads down the aisle wearing a green and black two piece.)
Bishop: Crimson making her debut tonight in what should be a good one. Sam, what is your opinion of her?
Mutt: Tough gal! That's my first reaction. She trains hard and is focused. That's what will get you ahead in Grand Dragon.
Bishop: Sam, sometimes wrestlers come in with a great marketing gimmick, flashy clothes and witty little sayings...but can they wrestle? Do they train in the gym and practice moves with sparring partners? Crimson in the ring now, and she looks DETERMINED to make her presence known in Grand Dragon.
Spud: And her opponent....
(Fans cheer as they hear 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle.)
Spud: Led down the aisle by her manager Martial Law!
(Fans stand on their feet and pop BIG TIME as Officer Order steps through the curtain.)
Spud: From San Francisco, California...Five feet Tall, 120 pounds...here is 'Double O' Officer Order!!!!
Bishop: This place has gone ballistic.
Mutt: The fans have gone off!
Bishop: She and Daisy Butterfly received the LANNY MANSON Fan Favorite award as they were voted in the GDWA magazine as the most popular wrestlers in Grand Dragon! Fans are going crazy!
(Officer Order heads down ringside dressed in black pants and a dark blue uniform shirt with a gold badge over the heart. She runs to the ring slapping hands with fans, while Martial Law follows behind her tossing Officer Order T-shirts into the crowd.)
Mutt: Officer Order climbing through the ropes, and the ref having some last minute words with Double O. Crimson hasn't taken her eyes from her.
Bishop: So focused. Officer Order extending her hand...and Crimson WILL NOT shake it! Officer Order setting her hands on her hips and shakes her head in disbelief.
Mutt: This is Double O giving Crimson a chance to show everybody what kind of wrestler she is. The ref checking some things with Crimson...and here we go!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: Double O with fake jabs as Crimson backs off. Crimson trying to get inside, but Double O so quick. Crimson rather careful, and finally a lock up. Crimson using her height and weight advantage as she backs up Order.
Mutt: Crimson with a Side Headlock and Double O reversing out of it. Order not known for any great amount of technical wrestling, and Crimson is cringing as Order applies a Hammerlock...
Bishop: And Order Judo flips her over her shoulder!
(Fans pop!)
Bishop: Wow! Crimson back up and Order with an Axe Kick to the shoulder! Order focusing on the neck as we can all see. Now Order with Karate Chops to the midsection, chest, top of the head and back down again....!
Mutt: And Crimson is down. You know, Order is taking her time, really using this as a feeling out process. Crimson backing into the near corner, and Order stomping her feet riling up these fans!
(Fans stomping their feet as the whole arena erupts behind Officer Order.)
Mutt: They make me sick!
Bishop: Crimson out of the corner, and locking up once more. She backs up Order, and now a rake to the eyes. Crimson Irish Whipping the Martial Artist to the far ropes as she stands in the middle of the ring.
Mutt: Order flying off the ropes, diving through the air, and hooking the leg for the quick roll up!
Ref: 1..................................2.............reversal!.... ........1......................2...............kick out!
(Fans cheering!)
Bishop: Both women back up and the incredibly quick Officer Order with a Leg Sweep. Crimson back up and Order with a Dropkick! Crimson back up and Order Irish whipping her to the near ropes. Crimson bouncing off the ropes, ducking the Karate Chop....
Mutt: BUT GETS NAILED WITH A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW A KARATE CHOP TO THE CHEST SENDS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
(Big Pop!)
Bishop: Crimson back up and Order with a Mule Kick! Crimson is down on the mat, and struggling to get to her feet...
Mutt: AND AN AXE KICK!
(Fans erupt in cheers as Crimson is laid out on the mat!)
Mutt: Crimson having difficulty in this one, and she has