Styles: Hold up, hold up! Before we get into the show...tell me one thing. Aight?! Just *WHO* is the premier broadcaster in Grand Dragon?!!?!?!?!?!?!??
(Dawg Pound barks as MISTER Furious Styles profiles around the ring.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!!!!
(Fans cheer as MISTER Furious Styles struts around the ring.)
Styles: Now, comin' to ya live from an arena near you! We got your boy MISTER Furious Styles profiling baby with my guest this week. She's as tough as them teeth Nomad just knocked out of Royal's mouth!
(Fans boo as MISTER Furious Styles laughs.)
Styles: Please welcome rookie newcomer...Crimson!
(Crimson comes down the aisle wearing blue jeans and a shirt. As she enters the ring, she notices Styles and her eyes blaze. She slowly begins walking towards him, her arms held out as if she means to grab him.)
Styles: Woooooooooooooooooah! What the hell!?
Crimson: My apologies. It's my instinct to defeat anyone who is in the ring.
Styles: Yo, baby! Ain't nobody rang a bell. (Wiping the sweat off of his brow.) Okay, now, you gotta match tonight, right? Officer Order is big time competition.
Crimson: Yes, Officer Order is a very formidable opponent. I do have one advantage, though. She doesn't know anything about me, but I have watched some of her matches, and have some idea of her style.
Styles: I know all about 'style' baby! So, what's the game plan kid?
Crimson: I prefer to not discuss the strategy I will use against her, as that would allow her to develop a defense. I will give her one warning though. I do whatever it takes to win. I will stop at nothing.
(Fans boo while MISTER Styles grins.)
Styles: Yeah, I like that. I don't like the copper either!
Crimson: No, I do not bear her any ill will. I have a great amount of respect for Officer Order. But I will not hesitate to injure her, if that is what it will take to defeat her.
Styles: Well, of course SHE got a little sum'n. I mean, she's a cop as well as a GDWA veteran. But what do you think of some of these newcomers. What about the 'Kyoto Crippler'? Or Tiffany Chandler?
Crimson: Keiko Mita has shown her courage, and accepted my challenge. Hopefully, Chandler will as well.
(Fans boo as they hear Chandler's name.)
Styles: Now, let's talk about this. These fans are very finicky when it comes to cheers and stuff. How do you...
Crimson: I am not really concerned about what other people think of me. It would be nice to be cheered, but cheers will not win matches for me.
Styles: Well alright! Hey, I think we got somebody who can make it at the Grand Dragon. Thanks for comin, baby!
Crimson: (smiling) thank you for having me on your show Mr. Styles.
Mutt: Well, that got Keiko Mita and Miss Tiffany's attention I'm sure. Hey, lemme get out of here while Congo Paul takes the stage!
(Fans boo as Congo Paul Roberts heads down the aisle. Sam and Paul shake hands as Congo sits down at the broadcaster's table, putting on a headset.)
Allen: Fans, after a hiatus the GDWA tag division is back! And we've got one helluva match tonight as two unproven teams lock up, the High Flying Dolls and the...am I reading this right? The Suicide Blondes?
Congo: Where've you been at, redneck? The Blondes are the talk of the town!
HIGH FLYING DOLLS VS. SUICIDE BLONDES
SPUDS: Ladies and gentleman, the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. First, coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 250 pounds, and hailing Council Bluffs, Iowa, here are Lacy Gold and Midnight Fury...the High Flying Dolls!!
(*Thunderstruck by AC/DC erupts over the PA and the crowd pops as the duo make their way down the aisle. Lacy Gold is wearing a pink and shiny gold one-piece. Midnight Fury wears a black bodysuit and a black mask.*)
Allen: The Dolls, looking in top form as they seek a win in their debut here in the GDWA. But they'll be facing the Blondes who also have something to prove.
SPUDS: And their opponents! At a total combined weight of 271 pounds, and hailing from Brentwood, California. Here are Baby Jane Ross, and Taylor Monroe, the Suicide Blondes!!
(*Where Eagles Dare* by the Misfits plays and cheers/boos are heard. Baby Jane Ross and Taylor Monroe come to the aisle wearing a tight black-vinyl body suits with a leopard skin plunging collars. Baby Jane sports a beehive haircut. Taylor Monroe has platinum blonde hair, which contrasts with her light ebony skin)
Allen: The crowd not sure how to react to these Blondes. But they step into the ring and we're about to get under way.
*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Allen: Baby Jane Ross starting for the Suicide Blondes. I must say these Blondes are really vulgar.
Congo: Only you would say something like that, Bishop! These culture mavens are being invited to all the top parties in the GDWA!
Allen: Really? I haven't seen them before!
Congo: That's because your idea of a good time is playing Snakes & Ladders with Whalen. BJ Ross, now, locking up with Lacy of the Dolls.
Allen: And Ross with a slap in the face! What bad sportsmanship!
Congo: And Lacy Gold trying to get to Ross as Ross taunts her, but the referee intervening. I like these Blondes!
Allen: Gold seems to have calmed down a bit. The two lock up...and a shove to Lacy gold, sending her sprawling!
Congo: Gold is giving up a good 20 pounds here. But Baby Jane turning her back on Gold, boasting to the crowd. The speedy Lacy gets up...and a Russian Leg Sweep! Ross goes down!
Allen: Lacy, now, sticking it to Baby Jane with a single leglock. Ross slapping the mat in frustration. Hey, this perky little fashion plate can hold her own!
Congo: Excuse me, but if you want to talk fashion plates, no-one can approach the Suicide Blondes. Leopard fur is in! I ought to know. And Tiger is definitely out, hear me Ananda?
Allen: Please, this is hardly the place or time! Lacy releasing the hold and picking up Ross...Irish whip...to a hip toss! Beautifully delivered! Ross up and charging in and Lacy with another hiptoss! Baby Jane Ross, now to the outside to regroup.
Congo: BJ and Monroe, consulting...
REF: ...4....5....6...7
Congo: And Ross back inside. She wisely makes the tag to Taylor Monroe. No more of this hiptoss crap. Monroe locking up with Gold...and an open hand slap to the face!
Allen: Lacy just lost her cool!! She's chasing Monroe. Monroe ducks under the rope to the outside. And Gold not giving up!
**crowd pops as Lacy chases Monroe around the ring**
Allen: I sense a trap here....OH MY!! BJ ROSS hitting a flying clothesline to Lacy Gold from the apron!!! She nearly took her head off!!
Congo: It could only have been an improvement. The Blondes, firmly in control once again. Taylor Monroe whips Lacy into the ropes, and a sidewalk slam!! That sure knocks the wind out of you!
Allen: I don't think anyone could quite knock the wind out of you, Paul.
Congo: Save it, funnyman. Taylor, now, with an armdrag takedown. We still have yet to see Midnight Fury get involved in this match. It's a good thing for the Blondes, too, because she has a little more experience than Lacy here.
Allen: Taylor. Backing Lacy into her own corner...this is bad news! And Ross with a cheap shot!
Congo: Midnight Fury rushes in, but the ref blocking her. And while his back is turned, the Blondes doing a number on Gold. I love it! Classic tag-team wrestling!
Allen: You call that classic! It's blatant cheating!
Congo: Precisely
Allen: Taylor Monroe with a tag....BJ Ross with a couple of open hand slaps...she's going for a Fisherman Buster....But blocked by Lacy! Again...and Lacy Gold manages to block once again. Wait a minute...Gold, working her leg loose...And counters with a suplex of her own!
***CROWD POPS************
SPUDS: Five minutes have elapsed! Ten minutes remaining!
Allen: Can Lacy get over to make the tag...Monroe comes in to break it up...not in time! Gold tags out to Fury, and Midnight is wound up something fierce!
***Even Bigger Crowd Pop****
Congo: Midnight, peppering Ross with lefts! And a BIG right hand to Baby Jane's pretty little jaw! Fury, now coming for Monroe, and dropkicks her to the outside! Midnight Fury is cleaning house!!
Allen: Fury, now going for a Camel clutch! She's got it hooked in on BJ Ross! This could be it!
Congo: Contain yourself, dopey, this isn't anything. Fury is making a rookie mistake...far too early to try a submission hold.
(Referee asks Ross if she wants to submit. Ross shakes her head no, but the tension builds. Monroe slides under the bottom rope)
Allen: Monroe with a... SPINWHEEL KICK to the back of Midnight Fury's head. She never saw that coming!
Congo: Both Blondes, working over the fallen Midnight Fury. Lacy Gold coming to her rescue...throws the ref out of her way and dropkicks Baby Jane! She should be fined for that!
Allen: Monroe sneaking behind Gold for a double axhandle...but Gold with a thrust kick to the midsection. My word!
Congo: All four women in the ring now, brawling, and the ref trying to force them apart. Bishop, who would you say is the most attractive in the ring right now?
Allen: Uh, I'm not sure that's what we should be concentrating on.
Congo: Figures. You'd probably say the referee, anyhow.
Allen: (clears throat) In any event, the ref finally gains some control, and the two legal women, Fury and Ross lock it up. Fury, taking down Baby Jane Ross by the hair.
Congo: Uh oh! That High flying doll just messed up BJ's beehive! Now she's.....
Congo: Uh