Owen: Were back on the Tease. Paul, will you be ordering an Officer Order T-shirt?
Congo: Oh, absolutely! I find that regular toilet paper is just too abrasive!
Owen: Sigh let’s hear from Rekka Sakura
Rekka Sakura
Rekka: Focus... I'm trying to make focus a big part of my life these days. Focus... on being the best wrestler I can be. Focus... on wrestling my way through this Cruiserweight tournament and becoming champion. Focus... on being someone everyone can look up to. You see it is important for to zoom in on a goal and focus on it. But my focus is... lacking lately. You see Daisy I can't zoom in on things that matter right now. I've got May Order to focus on... but there you are crying to the fans for support. I've got a little upstart named Lida Yanagisawa, who seems to respect no one, to wrestle this coming week. But I can't seem to focus on her because you try and play those sympathetic strings, trying to convince everyone you suddenly care about them again.
Rekka: I need my focus Daisy. It helps me win... it makes me strong. I watch you suck up to the fans, milking them for sympathy. I scream at myself for letting it get to me. I scream at myself because YOU KEEP BREAKING MY FOCUS!!
Rekka: I should just ignore you Daisy. I should just drown you out of my mind when you speak. I've got May Order... another of the old guard... waiting to pounce on me. I've got Lida... little, little Lida, already looking past me, ready to wear the belt I WILL win through hard work. I can't deal with you Daisy. I can't deal with you trying to leech for sympathy. I can't let my focus be on you... not now... and frankly, never again.
Rekka: No... Let me toss you aside Daisy... just as you did me once upon a time... and address 2 very special people. First... Little Lida. If you think I sit at home and don’t watch the tease Lida... if you think I don't listen to you run your mouth about "YOUR EPOCH" then you are wrong. You were stupid to run your insolent tongue about me and not expect me to respond. Then you issue an open contract? Were you surprised when they returned the contract to you with my signature? Tell me Lida... were you expecting that?
Rekka: I'm not coming to the Catfight looking to show some rookie a lesson though. Oh no Lida, you see you are part of the tournament as well. You are the competition and I need to gauge my competition... especially the competition that I know very little about. You see Lida we wrangled our way into this little "Winner's Bracket". You, me, Jen Grier and May Order. May got there by being tough, Jen Grier got here by being clever. Me, I'm in this little "Winner's Bracket" for my skill. But when I look at you I sit and wonder "How did Lida Yanagisawa get here?” I sit there for hours and hours trying to put my finger on it. Well today the answer hit me like a fist... Lida Yanigasawa got here by sheer desire. I can respect that believe me I can. But this Tournament needs more than desire to win Lida. You need to have everything that all your opponents have and more. I'm not walking in blind. I won't walk into a match with Jen Grier thinking I can trust her and I sure as hell won't walk into a match with May Order trying to go blow for blow. But you Lida... you can test my skill and I can truly test your desire. This isn't a tournament match Lida but whoever wins this will have the edge over the other mentally when the tournament match comes. This week my focus is you Lida and something tells me that all your desire won't prevent you from getting burned by the wildfire that pumps in my blood.
Rekka: As for May Order... when the time comes May will you cling to your position desperately? Or will you realize that the time is NOW!! for the new blood to pass you? I won't let you stop me from getting to my dream May. You... you've already been to the top of that mountain. You got to the peak before May but instead of looking for new mountains to conquer you sat at the top of the mountain and looked down at the rest of us at the bottom!! I have no love for Andrea Chandler but when she asks who was the better world champion I say without hesitation it was HER!! Now you come to this mountain thinking you'll sit atop it and look down everyone again. Well I won't let that happen May. I can't let it happen. You can try and keep the new blood down and try to sit up on your perch again, but this time those below you will be more emphatic to knock you down.
Rekka: and as much as I don't want to come back to this... this week is the Wolves Den. It will be sick comedy to watch them try and survive won't it Daisy? To try and watch you survive... it is almost cruel. A wounded lamb in a den of wolves.... maybe you have the heart you abandoned so long ago. Maybe you'll be devoured by those wolves. As for me, I'll be watching and praying that you all devour one another!!
Owen: Rekka Sakura, waxing philosophical.
Congo: Wax on! Wax off! Rekka is starting to make me sick! Focus. Honor. Ah, shut up and wrestle!
Owen: My word think Rekka’s state of mind will only fuel her competitive spirit.
Congo: Peh!
Owen: Well, to each his own. Fans, we’ve still got Ma Porters segment coming up, but now let’s hear from the woman Ma Porter attacked on the occasion of her return, Zaranna!
Zaranna
(Scene opens up under water. The camera then moves up to the surface as the blonde goddess is seen relaxing with a cherry colored 2 piece tank top. Her head lays back against the edge of the Jacuzzi as the lens focusses on her face. Just before it lowers, she speaks.)
A lot of folks have been running around here screaming WILDFIRE and claiming that the GDWA has changed...that it is new school now......W R O N G .
Big Sammy Mutt is still here...the original Light heavyweight of Grand Dragon Sonya Blade is still here...little Al Bishop is still calling the shots and...
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES IS STILL IN THIS TILL I DIE OR ROT IN HELL!
(She leans over to the right and cracks her neck. She calms, suddenly, exposing soft skin along her shoulders and neck.)
If they ask you to run down the list, put all of 'em in order, you have to say...you are compelled to admit that Mrs. D.D.T is your royal highness amongst a whole lot of has beens and wannabees! Take a number, look at the roster, the Z-Blaster is number 1! Not Rekka Sakura not Marissa Money and not Andrea Chandler....the Queen Bee is the top BITCH in this business.
(Zaranna exhales and calls out to someone off camera. She then returns her attention to the camera.)
Heidi Leick, you "Good for Nothing" Bitch, you think for one second that you are worthy of stepping into my ring? You are just like that wildfire flower that blooms too soon in the spring and can't endure the long--hot--summer! And at the Cow Palace, the old guard is gonna slap your hardcore ass around Fisherman's Whorf...run you up and down Polk Drive...spin you around Park Boulevard and then plant you in the middle of Center Field at Candlestick Park where I will dedicate my next match to your unborn children and take off your g8ddamn head off with my patented Z-Blaster D.D.T!
(Masculine legs walk by the tub and hand her a refreshment as she sips and grins. Zaranna strokes his thighs as she grins into the camera.)
It's good to be the Queen....
(She laughs as she places the glass back onto the tray and glares into the camera.)
San Francisco...the home of Rice A Roni, Daisy Butterfly and the 49ers...and you know what?...they all suck, and they all leave a bad taste in my mouth. . . Daisy, you want to play games, you want to make yourself sound mysterious and self-absorbed...you let Andy Chandler break your arm and you don't know what side of the fence you're riding?
Well Daisy, I promise you this, and this one thing only...if I get my hands on that "Insignificant Bitch" Andy Chandler...I promise you that the fans will be dancing in the streets, babies will call for momma, and I will lay her down in the middle of the ring for a 3 count.
THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IN FRONT OF YOUR HOMETOWN CROWD IS CARRY YOUR OWN GO8DAMN WEIGHT!
(She stands up and the gentleman towels her off as Zaranna screams into the camera.)
I promise you this Andy Taylor...there will be a free round of D.D.T's for all of ya! Heidi Leick, I know you've been wanting to get your ass kicked ever since you sent Officer Order out of Tacoma in an ambulance....Daisy MacFly, I live by 1 motto: Survive if you can, win if you must, but always-always cheat! You want to play games with the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, then do so at your own risk!
And Andy! . . . ANDY!. . .
(The gentleman attempts to cover her with the towel as she shrugs him of and exclaims.)
Andy, you "Dumb Bitch", I swear before every god I believe in, you will not leave the Cow Palace until you and me hook up and settle this thing! SURVIVOR SERIES...the Z-Blaster against the Diamond Express...and I promise, I won't lay down and die like Order did. Zaranna has been the very best at everything she has done in her life, and on Tuesday night, I will prove to you and the rest of the world why - I - am the GREATEST OF ALL TIMES!
ALL - HAIL - THE - Q U E E N !
(Camera fades to black.)
Owen: What an ego!
Congo: I think I’m in love!
Owen: The Olympian, issuing warnings for Andrea Chandler and Heidi Leick. I really can’t say how either team will co-exist. They both on different pages!
Congo: Hey, we manage, don’t we?
Owen: Barely. Next up is the Millennium girl, Marissa Monet
Marissa Monet
Voice: Are you afraid of the dark?