Styles: Now, my next guest tonight my take offense to having Medusa Rage out here earlier. She's the BIG Mafioso of the GDWA. Please welcome...BIG MA PORTER!
(Fans boo universally as they hear 'I Shot the Sherriff' by Bob Marley. Ma Porter comes sauntering down the aisle in a two breasted suit and her hair slicked back.) Styles: How ya doin' ma?! Now, let's get straight to business! All the fans want to know when will you and Zaranna will be in the ring next. Since we will be in New York soon....
Porter: Ahhh, New York. Da Big Apple. My home. Only problem with the Big Apple, it's got a lotta worms. Worms like you, Andrea Chandler. Like I said before, GDWA is Porter territory. I ain't making any concessions to a stuck-up hack like youse, Chandler. I'll gladly face ya in New York, your hometown an' mine. But make no mistake. If it's a wrestling match you're lookin' for, youse are messing with the wrong mother, pardon the pun. If it's gang warfare you want, I can bring it to ya. Hell, if you wanna get it on in the middle of Times Square, I'll be there!! See, me and the Z-ster, we got a real problem with all these goddam new-schoolers, especially the Syndicate. Us old-schoolers made GDWA what it is today, with our blood and our sweat. So, we're gonna teach each and every one of youse a wrestling lesson 'til you know who runs this here fed. And that's Organized Crime.
Styles: What do you think of the 'understanding' that Medusa and Andrea have come to?
Porter: Mister Styles, I was hoping you'd ask that. Leaving the Rich Bitch aside for the moment, I wanna say that I think those moronic dreadlocks are pulling a bit too tight on your empty head, Medusa Rage. You come out a few weeks ago, insisting that when youse came to ringside at Founder's Day, you came youse, Chandler. I'll gladly face ya in New York, your hometown an' mine. But make no mistake.
Styles: What do you think of the 'understanding' that Medusa and Andrea have come to? Mister Styles, I was hoping you'd ask that. Leaving the Rich Bitch aside for the moment, I wanna say that I think those moronic dreadlocks are pulling a bit too tight on your empty head, Medusa Rage. You come out a few weeks ago, insisting that when youse came to ringside at Founder's Day, you came against the Syndicate, so you figured if ya couldn't beat 'em, ya might as well join 'em. I'm just surprised that Chandler fell for it. If Chandler hadn't been such a coward, she woulda faced me, and then I would have showed you how it ought to be done, Rage. Pity. But don't worry about sneak attacks, Medusa, Organized Crime hasn't planned a hit on you. At least not yet. If we did attack you, it would be the biggest compliment you ever got. But you and your Ovaltines, or whatever you call 'em, are such pathetic hypocrites, you don't deserve the attention of Organized Crime. (Hands mike back to Styles)
Styles: Do you feel that your work is accomplished now that the World title is arrested from Andrea Chandler?
Porter: It's funny you as, Styles. The belt has been a thorn in my side ever since I lost that match to Lanny Manson way back when. I earned a shot at it when I beat Double O, but declined to take it because I didn't wanna have to fight my partner-in-crime, here, Zaranna. You can't get that kinda loyalty anywhere but in Cosa Nostra! It bugs me that I ain't ever held a belt, sure. But the one thing that I can say is, Lanny Manson earned my respect when she beat me. I don't like her, but I respect her. Same with Double O. And Sonya Blade. And Lisa Thomas. You know why? Cause we were the ones who sweat it out in the smoke-filled arenas when this fed was attached to Straczek's sinking wagon. We were the ones who kept this fed alive and breathing while the DPW and ICW crashed in flames around us. It grated me, and I know it grated Fear Factory, May, Z-ster here, Lisa, Sonya, and even Jungle and Praecox to see our belt in the hands of a worthless piece of crap like Chandler who could just waltz in here and not have to left a damn finger to keep this fed alive like we did. So I'm glad the belt is back in the hands of an old-schooler. But my work ain't done. That'll become real clear in the weeks to come.
Styles: What is Organized Crime's goals now?
Porter: Nothing would please me more than to see Zaranna take the Internet belt from the so-called legend, Micki Duran. As soon as possible. But since I know that Duran is so used to hiding under Andrea's dress, she ain't gonna give Zaranna no title shot anytime soon. As for Ma Porter, well, people often accuse me of resting on my laurels. They say I don't do enough to stay competitive. My win-loss record has slipped a bit. But when you're 212 pounds of pure, 100% badass, you don't give a flying f*ck about your record! My problem is, Andrea ducked me cause she knew I could take her belt. It don't seem to matter that much now. I want to teach all of you pathetic, talentless new-school jobbers out there a lesson. All you stupid immigrants, Rekka Sakura, Keiko Mita, that means you. Sally McClane, you bigmouth, care to test your mettle against Big Ma? Eleanor Royal, Wendy Marshall, you got the guts to face me? See, I don't rest on my laurels, no-one's got the guts to take me on! I've put more wrestlers outta action than any other woman in GDWA history, and everybody knows it. Kicking the crap outta all these opponents will fix my win-loss record so that scared little girls like Andrea Chandler can never duck me again. And that, Mister Furious Styles, is what Ma Porter has planned.
(Fans boo as Ma Porter climbs through the ropes and leaves the ring.)
Bishop: Oh boy, I expect a HARSH response in the days to come. Fans, let's move on to our next match!
Miko Azai vs. Lady Tiger
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is set for 1 fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Big cheers as fans hear 'Eye of the Tiger'.)
Spud: Led down the aisle by her manager, former INTERNET Heavyweight Champion Charlotte La Mancha!
(Big pop!)
Spud: from Bordeaux, France! She stands 5 feet 6 inches, 127 pounds, here is...Lady Tiger!
(Lady Tiger heads down the aisle wearing her tiger mask with a one piece orange and black striped singlet. She and Charlotte head down the aisle slapping hands with fans with matching scarfs around their necks.)
Mutt: How disgusting! Do they think they are cute?!
Bishop: Fans, this is Lady Tiger’s first appearance outside of a pay per view. She is on a winning streak here in Grand Dragon...
Mutt: but she faces former Western Heritage contender Miko Azai. And let me say this! Miko Azai has been out of the ring for a few months, but this gal has a new attitude and has more ability in her little pinky than Tiger has in all 4 claws.
(Fans begin to boo as they hear 'Gangstas Paradise' by Coolio blast through the pa!)
Spud: And her opponent! Led down the aisle by her manager David Jones! Hailing from Tokyo, Japan! She is 5 feet 5 inches, 135 pounds. Here is....Miko Azai!
(Fans boo as Miko Azai cockily heads down the aisle. She's wearing a red ninja suit with the words DANGEROUS scrolled on her back.)
Mutt: Hey look! Indigo Browne leaving her Dawg Pound seats, and heading up toward the exits. What's that all about?
Bishop: I don't know. Anyway, Charlotte giving Tiger some last minute consultation in the ring. Miko Azai a great athlete who hasn't reached her potential in Grand Dragon. Much like Lisa Thomas was, this gal needs focus.
Mutt: Yeah, and so does Daisy Butterfly (laughs). Leave Miko Azai alone. She's back, and with a vengeance!
Bishop: Anyway, both women in the ring, and Miko ready to tie up. Lady Tiger a little reserved as the ref calls for the bell!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: Both women circling one another, and Tiger charging Miko. Miko backing into the ropes, bouncing off and Lady Tiger DUCKING the Clothesline!
(Fans cheer as Miko Azai runs toward the far ropes.)
Mutt: Lady Tiger running for the near ropes, and bouncing off toward the middle of the ring as Miko Azai bounces off the far ropes....!
Bishop: And Lady Tiger with a Flying Clothesline of her own!
(Dawg Pound pops as Miko Azai hits the mat!)
Bishop: Miko back up and Lady Tiger with a DROPKICK!
(Fans cheer!)
Mutt: Miko back up and Lady Tiger with ANOTHER Dropkick! Miko up again and Lady Tiger with a Spinwheel Kick!
(Major pop as Miko Azai roles into the ropes.)
Bishop: Miko Azai rolling to the outside and here comes Lady Tiger!! Tiger running for the ropes as she catapults herself over the top rope....
Mutt: SUICIDE DIVE ONTO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!
(Fans all whistling and cheering as BOTH women lay on the floor.)
Ref: 1.....................................2....................3
Mutt: Lady Tiger too quick for Miko Azai. And I must say, this Cruiserweight came ready to rumble tonight!
Bishop: And look at this!
(Fans cheer as the Browne Girls, Sierra Browne and Indigo, stand near the ring entrance.)
Mutt: Sierra Browne doing some scouting for her Cruiserweight match up against Lady Tiger in a few weeks.
Ref: .....................7......................8.........
Bishop: Lady Tiger hobbling a bit as she gets up, and rolls Miko Azai into the ring. She must have hurt her knee during that high risk maneuver. Tiger in the ring, and Miko Azai up...
Mutt: And a Karate chop! And another, as Lady Tiger is backed up into the ropes! Miko Azai now, with a Spinwheel Kick....
Bishop: MISSED! Lady Tiger slipping through the ropes...and pulling back on the ropes catapulting herself back into the ring...
Mutt: but Miko Azai ducking down...
Bishop: ...and Lady Tiger slapping on a Waistlock for a Sunset Flip!
Ref: