Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time....
A Hidden Voice: QUIT YOUR YAPPIN', BABY!
(MAJOR CROWD POP!!!)
Bishop: What the hell?
Blade: You know who it is.
Mutt: Ha! Go ahead old man!
(Spotlight shines at the nose bleed section of the arena as MISTER Furious Styles heads down the steps toward the guard railing. Styles swaggers down the steps wearing a gold and black zoot suit with a slick top hat. A red plume shoots outward as he calls out to Spud McKenzie.)
Styles: All my peoples in Canada came to see the ONE, the ONLY, the ORIGINAL Styles of Professional Wrestling! So let **me** ask YOU one question...who loves ya baby?
(Dawg Pound barks as the arena screams Furious! Dozens of fans reach out, grabbing onto his coat jacket, as Styles fights his way through the crowd.)
Styles: It just might take me all night to get to the ring...so until I do, HIT THE MUSIC!!!
(Fans all cheer and the men whistle as the WCW Nitro Girls head down the aisle and "Nasty Girl" by Vanity 6 blasts through the speakers!)
Mutt: Styles is a man with taste, that's for sure! You can't knock the man.
Bishop: (Laughing) That's for sure. Mister Styles has his own way of doing things.
(MISTER Furious Styles enters the ring as the Nitro Girls dance back up the aisle. MISTER Styles struts along the ring as fans rise up to their feet.)
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
(Fans all cheer as MISTER Furious Styles motions for the crowd to hush.)
Styles: Live and direct, from the site of the Fall Moonsault 1997! And in case you are too stupid to recognize, I'm Mr. Furious Styles, & if y'all didn't know that by now. Ya better ask somebody, muhfuh!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!!!
House of Styles: Medusa Rage
Styles: Yo, Toronto, Canada. You didn't think I came all the way out here from Oaktown, California without some guest, did you? Baby, we got Rages in the house!!!!!
Styles: Now, right now, oh, you know it's been a while. I got to bring her out. I got to see what's up with my girl. I bring to you, the woman, the grand dame, of the GDWA. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, please and welcome Ms. ... Medusa Raaaaage!!!
Styles: GOOD GOD!!!
Crowd: BANG!!!
Crowd: Dusa! Dusa! Dusa! Dusa! (one voice) Marry me, gyal!
Styles: Oh my damn, I mean, oh my damn you look good, girl. Wassup, could you just give a brotha a call. I mean anytime, darling. Please.
Medusa: (purring) Furious, darling, that's why I came out here.
Styles: (eyes lighting up) Yeah, for real?
Medusa: Of course, would I lie to you? I was hoping you and I could celebrate together after the show. I'm having a party. Only the closest of friends and family.
Styles: Damn, girl, you're planning a victory celebration all ready? You ain't even won nothin' yet. I mean, the Square Dance is just about to start and you have that Battle Royal. Girl, you're putting the cart before the horse again. Let me tell you. You've put the most on your plate out of any one here tonight. That's the damn truth. The Square Dance is bad enough, you might come out of this with nothing, you know that, right?
Medusa: Nothing? No, Furious. I'm not going to come out tonight with nothing. You see the more than 50,000 people who packed this arena. I'm going to leave here tonight with their respect. I'm going to leave tonight having shown all the people in my adopted country exactly how happy and how proud I am to be performing in front of them. This is my home. Forget everything that Ma Porter might say. This is where I live. This entire wonderful nation is my home.
Styles: Man, if it were your kingdom I'd ask you to cut down on these taxes. Damn, I bought a pair of shoes the other day. The tag said seventy-five dollars. When I paid for them this tax came out and it was like a hundred or something. I mean, damn.
Crowd: Kill the GST! Kill the GST! Kill the GST!
Medusa: (glancing around at the crowd) You seem to have started your own little political insurrection, Furious, darling.
Medusa: See, even Serpentine knows you're good to eat.
Medusa: Tonight, Toronto, Canada, you're going to see the finest athletes in all of professional wrestling compete in over a dozen matches. Each one is out here, pouring out their heart and soul in this ring. I know some of them you hate, like Ma Porter.
Medusa: And some of them you love ... like ... me?
Styles: Goddamn, you workin' it tonight, girl.
Medusa: But whether you love or hate a competitor's personality in the ring, I want you to put your hands together for them and applaud their every effort. I promise you a phenomenal show tonight. I can't promise you that I'll win tonight. But I will give it my all. For you, for everybody watching and for all my family at ringside tonight. I love you. Enjoy the show, Canada!
Styles: Now wait, I mean, that's wild. No ranting. No raving. Damn, Mutt's gonna have my ass sayin' I'm soft on you aga ....
Medusa: (breaking the lip lock) There, that should be a start on compensating you.
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, you know what I'm gonna say. So say it for me!
Crowd: YEAAHHHHHH, BOYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Styles: Let's get this show underway! Medusa Rage, y'all! My main woman!
Hair vs. Hair Respect Match: Bloody Mary vs. Keiko Mita
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is a Hair vs Hair Respect match, scheduled for ONE fall with a 20 minute time limit!
(Fans all boo as they hear "Midnight Rider" by the Allman Bros.")
Spud: First, hailing from Davenport, Iowa. She is 5 feet 9 inches. 145 pounds....Bloody Mary!!!
(Fans all booing as Bloody Mary heads down the aisle, wearing her usual black trench coat, sneering at ringside fans. The Dawg Pound barks a Bloody Mary tosses off her trench coat, entering the ring wearing a red 2 piece outfit, black knee pads & red boots.)
Mutt: Hubba, hubba!
Bishop: Mary is TRULY a changed woman. My lord, she dropped down to 145 pounds. Woah, how will this affect the match up?
Blade: Allen, this is drastic of a change could go either way. The real question is whether Mary can utilize her usual brand of wrestling and brawling at this size.
Bishop: Prior to tonight's card, Bloody Mary had this to say...
Bloody Mary
(Scene is Bloody Mary jogging down a country lane with Ana Conda, both coming to rest at a picnic table in a clearing near the Wild West Management's Farm and Training Center. It’s a beautiful sunny afternoon as leaves fall around them, Mary addresses the camera after toweling off.)
Bloody Mary: Keiko, what do you think, looking pretty good, huh? The match with Medusa didn't take its toll like you hoped it would. It just made me stronger. I really don't have much to say to you Keiko. I'll let my actions in the ring at the Fall Moonsault speak for me..... Then you can apologize and set the record straight. Who knows maybe we can even mend what was ever left of our former friend’s hip? Hmmmmm, Keiko???
Bloody Mary: I've got a lot more to talk about than that boring little feud that Keiko just won't let die. Me, I'm willing to extend an olive branch, ahhh, Keiko and that ancient honor, my, my.
(Mary speaking condescendingly, smirking)
I do have other things to address to my dear friends and critics alike. All you rookies have sure jumped the bandwagon to get to Mary. Sweet Emotion, Savannah Charles to only start out. Don't worry girls, I never back away from a promise or back down from a challenge. After this PPV, I'll make sure you all get your chance at the earliest convenience. I do have to admire you. I never got this kind of response from those old vets, especially Nikita Marx, and Andrea Chandler who whines nobody ever wants to fight her. Sign on the dotted line, Andrea! I'll fight you anytime, anywhere, any day and twice on Saturday if you want. But you haven't even so much as given me the time of day since I got in the GDWA, you too, Nikita, stuck up or scared? Ma Porter you're another one that’s challenged me or at least sounded like it. I suppose you're too busy planning the wedding among your other activities, right. I've never had much of a beef with you Ma, but I would like to meet you sometime in the ring.
Bloody Mary: Now the big flap recently was my possibly reckless match with Medusa. Oh you pundits!! Surprised that Medusa and I could actually wrestle albeit rough, but HEY! That’s OUR style! And we remained friends!! Go figure! I admit I was in less than perfect shape and even less prepared. I apologize to my fans for that and to Medusa as well. I did give my 100% but it could've been a better quality match from my end. I just didn't take the match that seriously, a possibly fatal career ending mistake even if you consider Medusa your friend. Medusa, next time and there WILL BE a next time, well all I can say is batten down the hatches folks!
Bloody Mary: Medusa, my last thoughts are for you and your sister also my good friend, Sierra Browne. You sent me an urgent message about your concerns for Sierra. Watch out for her, you said! All I can say is I'll do my best. I've accepted Sierra as she has me as a loyal ally and even a partner