Bishop: Mita predicting Order, and Double O just picked up her first win against Lady Tiger.
Mutt: What the hell does she know? The Kyoto Jobber needs to win her own matches, and looking at her record, she's hard pressed just to do that.
Blade: Guys, come on, let's go to Spud. Mr. McKenzie, take it away!
Spud: Wrestling fans, what we now have is a special awards presentation. Last year, former Internet Heavyweight Champion, and manager of Lady Tiger CHARLOTTE LA MANCHA...
(Fans pop!)
Spud: Was entered into the GDWA Hall of Fame. Now, we enter into the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance Hall of Fame the MOST deserving superstar to EVER enter the Squared Circle. She stands 5 feet 3 inches, 131 pounds, no retreat....no surrender...the ORIGINAL bad ass of the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance...and the former inaugural Heavyweight Champion of the World....'FFFFFFFFFfear Factory'....
(THE ARENA E^X^P^L^O^D^E^S as they hear "Replica" by Fear Factory.)
Spud: Lannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny Manssssssssssssssssssssssson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fans chant: LANNY! LANNY! LANNY! LANNY! LANNY! LANNY! LANNY!)
Blade: You GO Lanny!
Lanny Manson
(Fans cheer as Lanny Manson stands in front of the curtain and a video montage is displayed over the ring of all her exploits: defeating Ma Porter to become the inaugural World champion, pinning Zaranna in the DDT-Steel Cage challenge match, her feuds with Zaranna and her battle with 'Luscious' Lisa Thomas, wrestling in last year's Ironwoman tournament and highlights of her Trash Zone Octopus Hold, Flying Forearm, and overall brawling tactics.)
Bishop: The inaugural World Champion! She's back!
(Fireworks shoot out of the entrance way as Lanny Manson heads down the aisle slapping hands with the fans. Her hair is dyed a dark brown as she enters the ring wearing a Guns 'n Roses t-shirt, slacks, and a dark bag over her shoulder.)
Bishop: Spud handing Lanny Manson a plaque, and the champ pointing to all the fans and....SHE"S HEAD BANGING!!!!
(Huge barrage of cheers as fans scream: CHAMP! CHAMP! CHAMP! CHAMP!)
Spud: Ms. Manson, I'm sure you have words for your fans.
Manson: First, I want to thank all of you for remembering old fear factory cause I've been out of the loop for a while! But I knew in my heart that my fans and the GDWA fans would never forget me!
(Fans cheer: Lanny Rocks! Lanny Rocks! Lanny Rocks!)
Manson: So everybody is asking where the hell is the "FEAR FACTORY"??? Well, I’m in Los Angeles most often doing community work, working and hanging out with local bands...and training as usual!!!
(Fans cheer!)
Manson: Nobody ever gave me nothing in this sport. They thought I was a jobber to Ma Porter because in my first match here I lost to her. They thought I was a jobber because when I was younger I was a drug addict. But you know what I said to 'them'? TO HELL WITH YOU! So I trained harder than ever. Anyone who got in my way got slammed! Anyone who made their proofs got a title shot! There were days I got beat up, bloodied with 2x4's and Chokelsams and Z-blasters and Deathlocks and Leglocks and Torture Racks and Powerbombs and ***I am still here***!!!!!
(FANS ERUPT AS Lanny Manson headbangs and slaps Spud on the back affectionately.)
Manson: Don't worry about what the sheet writers and the Syndicate tells you. I never gave up! When I was wrestling, the rulebreakers respected the rules! They broke 'em every now and then, but they knew if they got out of line that they'd wind up in the TRASH ZONE!!! And...
(Fans continue to cheer as Lanny hands the plaque to Spud. She begins walking around the ring.)
Manson: ..And that's what this league needed and wanted. That's what I wanted! That's what all my little factories wanted!!..I wasn't gonna let you down then and I'm not gonna let you down now. I’m wilder than ever and nobody's been able to tough me! Not Radhi Ananda, not Medusa Rage, not Lisa Thomas, not Medusa Rage and certainly not the 'so called' loose cannon of the GDWA, Miko Azai!
(Signs shoot up from old time fans in the Dawg Pound that say: 'Lanny-Rocks' 'Lanny Manson Rules the World!', 'Fan Factory for Life' and 'Manson 3:16'.)
Manson: When I was here, I kicked ass. I still kick ass...but point of fact is that my career is over!
(The arenas is quiet as Lanny Manson points at the plaque.)
Manson: I've never been big on awards, I always thought that the World Title was all I need, but this right here touches my heart...because I can't be here with you and you still remember THE REAL LOOSE CANON OF the GDWA!!!
(Fans bark as Lanny raises her voice.)
Manson: I'm a wrestler...I mean I *was* a wrestler with limited size, limited skill, limited ability, but I parlayed that with a KICK ASS ATTITUDE!!! When I went out there every Tuesday and Saturday night, I wasn't wrestling!!! I was kicking ass!!
(Fans chant: Lanny! Lanny! LannY! Lanny!)
Manson: When I wrestled here, the GDWA stood for 'God Damn Women kicking Ass!!'
(Fans all screaming but Lanny becomes quiet and wipes a tear.)
Manson: But a little over a year ago all of that changed...I let you down. I lost the world title to Andrea Chandler and the Syndicate took over. And the fan favorites haven't been carrying my legacy...so the least that I can do for my fans. Make them happy!! You are the reason why I’m here. So let me get to why I even decided to show up tonight! No offence to the youngsters who've joined this organization in the last year but Daisy and Order are the flag of the GDWA. Only they can stop the Syndicate. I've sung my Swan Song at Founder's Day Tradition pay per view when I single handedly kicked the entire Syndicate's ass! I showed you what needed to be done. Now my best friend May Order has the World title...but that's not enough!
(Fans all quiet as Lanny Manson walks around the ring as if in a daze.)
Manson: Even though Order is the World Champ, and even though she's the Law and Order of the GDWA...she's more of an athlete than an Ass Kicker. We need someone who will rid Grand Dragon of the Syndicate and all these damn stables by KICKING ASS! So I'm challenging YOU Daisy!
(Fans all cheer as Lanny Manson points to the aisle curtain.)
Manson: I'm not challenging you to a match, this is something more important than that. Daisy, I've seen you in the ring, you've got something special. A commitment to excellence and a maturity about you that has come from your wars with Nikita Marx. I've watched you grow and you’re the woman who made me submit last year at the Moonsault! You are the Franchise, and we need a leader right now...a hero Daisy! We need a leader who will be more wild and merciless than ever! Somebody who's not going there to win on points or rounds, but somebody TO BREAK BONES AND WIN THE MATCH!!!!
(Fans chant: DAISY! DAISY! DAISY! DAISY!)
Manson: We need you to lead Grand Dragon into another year, and elevate us to the level of athleticism and excellence that has propelled us to the top of our sport! Daisy, you do what you got to do...not for me, not for Sachie, not for Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance & certainly not for yourself...but for all these fan factories and Franchise fans that fill these seats week in and week out! You do it for them, Daisy! And make us proud.
(Fans cheer as Lanny Manson pulls her Flying 5 guitar out of her bag and looks around ringside at the International media talking into cameras and jotting down notes.)
Manson: ..Finally I'D LIKE TO WISH GOOD LUCK AT YOU ORDER, MY BEST FRIEND!!...I know it's not gonna be an easy match tonight against Medusa Rage or Andrea Chandler, but remember that with the power of heavy metal, the fan factory, all those crazy headbanging factories, the wildness and the desire to win, YOU CAN BECOME THE 1997 IRONWOMAN!!!!!! YOU WON THE WORLD TITLE FOR YOU AND THE FANS...NOW DO ME A FAVOR MAY ORDER...WIN THIS ONE FOR THE GIPPER!!!!!
(Fans EXPLODE as Lanny Manson rips into her guitar and flies into the Dawg Pound!!!)
Bishop: A rather reflective Lanny Manson. The newest entrant into the Hall of Fame, and I must say, if that can't stir something in the ranks of the fan favorites...nothing will.
Blade: It's enough to make me consider coming out of retirement.
Mutt: Well, it wasn't bad but I gotta still go with Andrea Chandler as the New Ironwoman. She’s yet to appear tonight, but I'm telling you she's gonna show us the goodies tonight!
Bishop: And now we go from Sam's prediction to another prediction. Let's hear from new rookie Black Lotus.
Black Lotus
Black Lotus: MMmm...Hello pets. It's almost time, the Moonsault is ready to fall and we'll see who the Iron Woman of the GDWA is. This is an important title in more ways than one. In China metal is one of the five elements and is considered to be a very powerful thing. Like the woman who wins this title.
Black Lotus: But who will win? Lady Tiger has lost to the best. Much as I adore kittens, I just can't see her winning. She's not proven yet she belongs in there with the other three. Medusa Rage? Strangely enough, she also has not proven she can beat the best. Despite her understanding of the darkness, despite her savage brawling, she's lost to Micki Duran and Officer Order, though this match will have normal rules. Perhaps her new attitude will change that? Officer Order....the little lady with the hard chops. You've been amazing