Bishop: Tiger running for the near ropes as Order scrambles to her feet, Tiger bouncing off and Order dropping down to the mat...but Tiger puts on the breaks...
Blade: BACKFLIP GUILOTINE LEGDROP!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Lady Tiger picks up Officer Order.)
Bishop: STANDING DROPKICK! And now Tiger running for the side ropes, and Order scrambling to get near the ropes. Tiger bouncing off and Order up against the ropes...FLYING CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP!
(Fans ALL pop as both women fly over the top rope,)
Mutt: This is NOT where Order wants to be! Tiger rolling back into the ring as she runs for the far ropes. Order up to her feet as Tiger bounces off....SUICIDE DIVE ONTO THE FLOOR!
(Fans all screaming as both women lay on the floor.)
Blade: Lady Tiger has really picked up the pace of things. Tiger with a pick up and a Swinging Neckbreaker! Order clutching the back of her head, and Tiger climbing up to the ring apron.
Bishop: Martial Law slapping the mat as Lady Tiger runs down the ring apron and CONNECTS with a FISTDROP! Right to the head.
(MAJOR POP!!!)
Ref: ..............................4..............................5...
Blade: Tiger with a pick up and rolling Order into the ring. Very smart of the high flyer. And Tiger climbing the ring steps, and now the turnbuckles.
(Fans all cheering as Lady Tiger climbs up top and Officer Order is down on the mat.)
Mutt: Tiger poised up high and Tiger Jackknifing off the top.......
(Fans all screaming!!!!!!)
Bishop: FROGSPLASH!!!!
Ref: ...............................................................1
.....................................................................2
.........................................................STRONG KICK OUT!
(Fans all cheering as both women get to their feet.)
Bishop: Tiger with hard right hands, and Order a tad dazed. Tiger with a good 6 inches of height over the World Champion as she Irish Whips the champ to the near corner. Order bouncing out and Tiger with a High Back Body Drop!!!!
Mutt: But Order still on her feet?
(Fans all screaming as Tiger runs for the side ropes.)
Bishop: Tiger bouncing off and Order with a Drop toe Hold! Tiger back up and charging Order and Order with an Aikido Throw! Tiger back up and Order with a Legsweep! Tiger back up and Order with a Mule Kick!
(Fans chanting: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!)
Blade: Double O is clutching her ribs as she picks up Tiger. That Frog Splash coupled with the Suicide Dive didn't help matters.
Bishop: Order nailing away with lefts and rights and Tiger is stunned. Now May Order with a KARATE CHOP!
(Fans pop!)
Mutt: Order with ANOTHER Karate Chop, and Tiger doubling Over, AND NOW OFFICER ORDER WITH AN ENZIGURI KICK!!!!
(Fans screaming as May Order runs for the side ropes!)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Mutt: Order running for the Side Ropes and SPRINGBOARDING OFF FOR A FLYING CORKSCREW HEADBUTT!!!!
(THUNDEROUS CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!)
Bishop: Order is barely moving. She's hurt. That Fistdrop earlier in the bout has taken its toll. Order now, rolling the Frenchwoman over for a cover.........1.......2.........NO! Tiger with the shoulder up. Order with a pick up AND A MULE KICK INTO THE NEAR ROPES!
Mutt: Tiger is dazed, and now Order Irish whipping her to the far rope as she runs for the near corner. Tiger bouncing off as Order jumps up and slaps on a Side Headlock.....
Bishop: BUT LADY TIGER WITH A WAISTLOCK TWIRL AROUND......
Mutt: ************************!!!!SPINEBUSTER!!!!**********************
(Hardcores pop as both women lay on the mat motionless.)
Ref: 1..............................2.......................3.......
Blade: Lady Tiger comes up with moves out of the kazoo. Both managers on the outside can't believe what they're seeing. Charlotte La Mancha slapping the mat as Martial Law calls out May's name.
Mutt: An incredible reversal out of that Bulldog. The World Champ has been hurt whenever the pace picks up. And she can't even turn the match into a brawl. Usually it is May Order who is the athlete in a contest.
Ref: 5........................................6........................
Bishop: Tiger showing signs of movement as she gets up and drapes the arm for the cover!
Ref: ..................................................................1 .......................................................................2
......................................................................No!
(Fans all screaming as Officer Order kicks out.)
Spud: 14 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 1 minute left. 60 seconds remaining.
Blade: That's the problem with this match. They have to go all out with only a 15 minute time limit. Tiger has wrestled HER kind of match but Order is "MRS" Defensive Wrestler. She can deflect assaults pretty well.
Bishop: Tiger up and running for the side ropes. Order slow to her feet as Tiger bounces off and ORDER WITH A FRONT KICK TO THE HEAD...
Mutt: BUT TIGER DUCKING UNDER AND COUNTERS WITH A BODY SCISSORS INTO A FLYING HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Officer Order slowly gets to her knees!)
Spud: 30 seconds!
Bishop: Order up to her feet, and Tiger a high knee lift!
Blade: This is it!!!
Bishop: Order is dazed, and Tiger smelling blood as she Irish Whips the World Champion to the ropes!!!!
(Fans all on their feet cheering as both women race to the ropes.)
Blade: Officer Order bouncing off the side as Lady Tiger Springboarding off the near ropes.......!
Bishop: Offffficer Orderrrr with a ****H U R R I C A N R A N N A?!?!***
REF: 1!
2!
3!
*Ding************Ding**********Ding**************Ding**************Ding*
(MAJOR cheers as Order lays on the mat & the ref raises her hand!)
Mutt: What the hell?!
Blade: It came from nowhere! Order sneaking in the pinfall!
Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen, at 14 minutes 49 seconds...Your Winner via pinfall and earning 20 points in the GDWA Ironwoman Square Dance tourney!
(FANS ALL CHEERING!!!)
Spud: Officer May Order!
(The arena cheers as they hear 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle!)
Blade: Tiger dominated for the most part, but Order using a Lady Tiger'ish maneuver to secure the pinfall.
Bishop: Both women shaking hands, and Charlotte La Mancha can't get down. WE have 2 more women for Tiger to face.
Mutt: But it don't get no easier! You got the most dangerous woman in professional wrestling Medusa Rage and the 'Ritch Bitch' Andrea Chandler. This is UP HILL from here.
(Officer Order slaps hands with the fans as she head up the aisle.)
Mutt: Hey, Order better look sharp. She can't be that sloppy against Andrea.
Blade: Well I though both women wrestled well, especially Order who exhibited her great versatility.
Bishop: A great opener for our pay per view. Now we've got a strange match up next. Former ESWP Champion 'Golden Eagle' in only her second bout in Grand Dragon faces a....mystery opponent.
Chelsea Vandervilt vs. Nomad
Spud: Wrestling fans, this next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit.
(Fans cheer as they hear "Rag Doll" by Aerosmith!)
Spud: Led down the aisle by her manager QQ Ellis...hailing from Miami, Florida. She is 5 feet 9 inches, Weighing 146 pounds, here is the FORMER ESWP Heavyweight Champion....'Golden Eagle' Chelsea Vandervilt!
(Chelsea heads down the aisle happily slapping hands with fans. She wears a white monokini with CV scripted on rear.)
Mutt: This is the wrestler I just love to hate. An idiot named Vandervilt who is a foreigner to the GDWA. She needs to be in that other promotion!!
Blade: But notice, the fans in Canada don't seem to mind.
Bishop: And I'm rather proud of my countrymen and women for that. The first GDWA pay per view on foreign soil and we are starting off great tonight...so much for Sam Mutt's premonitions.
Spud: Chelsea Vandervilt had an open contract for this Fall Moonsault match up. And until now, her opponent unknown to the public. Wrestling fans, her opponent is....
(Crowd boos as the Iraqi National anthem blares through the speakers.)
Bishop: What?!
Spud: Led down the aisle by her manager Princess Nelli......From the Iraqi Desert. Here is 5 feet 6 inches, 140 pounds of NOMAD!!!!
(Nomad heads down the aisle cockily as QQ Ellis whispers into Vandevilt's ear. Nomad enters the ring wearing a brown 2 piece with words written in Arabic on her front.)
Bishop: Oh boy! We haven't see the Nomad since...since what, Founder's Day Tradition?
Mutt: And she was foiled by 2 upstart youngsters who couldn't cut it in Grand Dragon! I always said this gal had ability, now let's see if she can make her comeback with a victory over Vandervilt.
(Fans cheering as QQ Ellis rolls to the outside and Chelsea points to the Dawg Pound.)
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: These two, wasting no time!!!! Nomad charging Chelsea and the Former ESWP Champion with a Drop toe hold. Nomad back up and Chelsea with an Irish Whip to the far ropes.
Mutt: Nomad bouncing off and Chelsea ducks the Clothesline....AND SLAPS ON A WAISTLOCK FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS *POWER* PLEX!!!!!
(Dawg Pound cheers as Nomad gets back to her feet.)
Mutt: Nomad landed right on the back of her head and she's back up, but