GDWA annual PPV featuring the Ironwoman Tournament.
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Sky Dome in Toronto, Canada. There is a sellout crowd of 50,326 screaming fans in attendance. "Start Me UP" by the Rolling Stones starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as "THE DAWG POUND" and this is........
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans, this is the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance's second Fall Moonsault!! And we have a blockbuster card for you tonight!! This is boasted as the MOST athletic contest Grand Dragon has to offer...
Mutt: Oh yeah! All the wrestlers pull out the stops for this one. We have the Ironwoman Square Dance single elimination tournament with just 15 minute time limits! Order versus Tiger! Andrea versus Medusa!
Blade: And for the other matches? How about the Western Heritage title Royal Rumble in which we have some of the stiffest and hard hitting competitors EVER!
Mutt: And what about the show stopper? 'Golden Girl' Sierra Browne taking on 'Jumping' Jennifer Grier for the Cruiserweight title and in a Three Way Dance, she defends the Internet title against the 'Legend' Micki Duran and 'the Franchise' Daisy Butterfly...
Bishop: And we see the return of 'Kyoto Crippler' Keiko Mita against longtime rival, and the woman who put her OUT of wrestling for 3 months, Bloody Mary.
Blade: What I find interesting about this year is that so many competitors are wrestling more than once. Mary is facing Mita AND is competing in the Rumble. Medusa is in the Ironwoman tournament AND is in the Rumble. Sierra Browne defends in two matches...
Mutt: And you know Sonya, Allen, this should be a great night for wrestling...but Mike Whalen tells me that there is a lot of talk in the locker room. Something is going down tonight!
Bishop: Fans, Spud McKenzie is in the ring now ready for action. Spud, take it away!!!
Spud: Toronto, Canada! Ladies and Gentlemen! Wrestling fans from all 50 states and all around the world......for our very FIRST International Pay Per View extravaganza...At the MOST athletic supercard of the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance....I have only ONE question for you....
(Fans scream: A R E___Y O U____R E A D Y !?!?!?!)
Spud: (screaming) That's right, I ASK ARE YOU READY?!?!!?!
(MAJOR CHEERS as Spud McKenzie walks around the ring.)
Spud: Then....................Let's Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!!!
(Fans cheer as horns go off & Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring.)
Lady Tiger vs. Officer Order
Spud: This is our first contest of the Fall Moonsault! It is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! It is the 1st of 6 Ironwoman Square Dance matches...
(Crowd begins cheering as they hear "Eye of the Tiger"!)
Spud: First, led down the aisle by her manager, GDWA Hall of Famer, Charlotte La Mancha! Hailing from Bordeaux, France...she stands 5 feet 6 inches, 127 pounds...here is Lady Tiger!!!!
(Fans pop as Lady Tiger heads down the aisle in a one piece red and orange cat suit. She wears a dark tiger mask as Charlotte La Mancha follows behind wearing a blue suit and high heels.)
Bishop: Here is one of the most exciting athletes in all of the GDWA. She will put life and limb at risk to defeat an opponent.
Blade: That's right Allen. We only have to look at her last victory against Bloody Mary. She's the reason Bloody Mary has been on the skids as of late. Ever since she served Mary that concussion, the Bloody one has been thrown off of any momentum she built up for herself...
Mutt: Excuse the hell out of me for interrupting! I know you two love birds are having your own private conversation here, but may I add a little something?
Bishop: Sam, go ahead.
Mutt: Tiger hasn't wrestled in several months. You don't think this so called Daredevil will have some ring rust?
(As Lady Tiger enters the ring, Spud McKenzie walks about and stands poised in the middle.)
Spud: And HER opponent!
(MAJOR cheering as "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle plays!)
Spud: And her opponent, led down the aisle by her manager Martial Law! >From San Francisco, California! She stands 5 feet tall, weighing in at 120 pounds! Here is YOUR Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion.....
(MAJOR crowd pop as Double O stands outside of the curtain, spins around and points out to all the fans....)
Spud: Officer MAY ORDER!!!!!
(Fans fly out of their seats cheering as Officer Order heads down the aisle slapping hands with fans. Fans are all screaming as Double O heads down the aisle wearing a black San Francisco Giants Baseball hat, an all-black body suit with the words SWAT written across her chest. The world title glimmers around her waist as she climbs the ring steps.)
Bishop: This is the ONE and ONLY World Women’s Champion! Lady Tiger looking on, somewhat intimidated by these cheers for the World Champion!
Blade: Tiger can't be intimidated. She's got to listen to Charlotte and wrestle her kind of match. Order has beaten them all in this sport: Porter, Zaranna, Demonica, Radhi Ananda, Sachie Yokoyama, Medusa Rage, Dementia Praecox and....
Mutt: BUT SHE HAS NOT BEATEN ANDREA CHANDLER! ANDREA....
Blade: Back to Tiger, La Belle Tigre has risen to the top of the GDWA, the Big 5th of the contention, with PURE athleticism.
(Officer Order takes off her cap and tosses it into the stands. Fans pop as Officer Order climbs the turnbuckles and raises the World Title for all to see.)
Mutt: She better rub it, flip it, and love it down! Because when she gives Andrea Chandler a title shot, that'll be the last of Double O!
(Fans cheer as Lady Tiger walks over and Order jumps down from the top turnbuckle. The two fan favorites stare each other down as the referee talks over the rules.)
Bishop: Last year Double O was the referee for the Ironwoman matches. Now, the Law and Order of the GDWA lays down the law in the ring.
Mutt: Well we'll see if Order can cut it tonight. Lady Tiger is a no talent, but she can beat a jobber like Order who lucked upon the belt.
Bishop: Order now, up against the ropes, up on her tip toes and crying out with some kind of war cry. Lady Tiger stretching her legs as she leans up against the ropes...
(Fans pop as the referee holds up the World Title for all to see.)
Bishop: Let's hook 'em up!
*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding*
Bishop: Both meeting in the middle of the ring and...They shake hands!
(Fans cheer on their sportsmanship.)
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up and Order with a Standing Switch and a Drop Toe Hold and now Order quick to her feet and Tiger back up!
Mutt: And Order with a Karate Chop! And another! And another! Tiger backing off into the ropes and Tiger tying up with a Collar and Elbow. Now Tiger swiveling around and Irish Whipping the champ to the far side.
(Fans cheer as Lady Tiger runs to the middle of the ring.)
Bishop: Order bouncing off and Lady dropping down to the mat. Order bouncing off the far ropes and Tiger back up to her feet and a Leapfrog! Order off the near ropes and Tiger dropping down to her back and Monkey flipping the champion...
Mutt: But Order lands on her feet! Tiger with a Kip UP and OFFICER MAY ORDER JUMPING UP AND CONNECTING WITH A FLYING HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Officer Order applies a headscissors.)
Blade: Notice the poise of the World Champ! She has taken this match to the mat and controlled the fury of lady Tiger.
Mutt: Tiger forgot how agile Double O is. And we all have seen HER athletic ability in classic confrontations against the late 'Dangerous Queen' Sachie Yokoyama and 'Jungle' Radhi Ananda.
Bishop: These two fan favorites facing each other for the first time! WoW!
Mutt: That's the first 'wow' of the night...are there more to come?
Bishop: Very funny, Sam. Back to the action, Tiger rolling for the ropes, and Order releasing and with a pick up...side headlock from the champ! Tiger trying to push Order off and Order clamping down...
Mutt: But Tiger dropping down to her knees...AND Lady Tiger backflipping out of the Headlock and runs into the ropes. Order turning around as Tiger bounces off and SLIDES between Orders legs.
(Fans cheering as Lady Tiger twirls around to her feet.)
Bishop: Order turning around and Lady Tiger with a DROPKICK! Order back up and Tiger with ANOTHER Dropkick! Order back up and Lady Tiger with a Spinning Hook Kick....
Blade: But Order Ducking....AND CLIPPING THE LEFT LEG OF LADY TIGER!
(Dawg Pound cheering as Officer Order gets to her feet.)
Bishop: Order with a single leg pick up and nailing away with Karate Kicks to the hamstring! Charlotte screaming for Tiger to get to the ropes, and Order holding on.
Mutt: Order with repeated Karate chops to the hamstring and now she drags Tiger to the middle of the ring. Order jumping up and a kneedrop to the left leg!
(Hardcores pop as Lady Tiger screams!)
Mutt: The cover!
Ref: 1....................................2.................kick out!
Bishop: She grapevines the leg for the cover...1....2...kick out! Order with a pick up and a frontface lock. A handful of tights and hoists her up for a Vertical Suplex....
Mutt: But Tiger sliding down her back and twirls around to her feet and Tiger slapping on a Waistlock....Waistlock Suplex!!!!
(Fans cheering as Lady Tiger gets to her feet.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10