Executioner takes on Consuelo Salyards for a shot at the championship; Donnie Loudmouth, Fantasia, Adam Sanchez and Davey Scott are all in action
Davey Scott
Standing in his attire, without crutches but still limps. Looks on, and he doesn’t look happy. ]
Davey: Consuelo, you think you are at the top of the world don’t you? You think you can shove me off like a bad penny? Remember one thing, like a bad penny, I shall always return. You know, people wonder why I become a little sexist, this is the exact reason. I tried to be nice, and I get screwed by female wrestlers. You don’t fight cage matches? I can see why, cause you are nothing but a coward. I accept all matches propose to me, hell I fought the respect match. You want to know why, because between you and I, I am the only one who has the GUTS!
When it comes down to the cage match I propose to you, I guess you’re not even tough enough to even take it. Cause you are a coward. Next week, I am going back to the ring, but you Consuelo, I can see how you built up some fat. You haven’t wrestled in a while, and you gain some fat. You are the paper champion. You are NOTHING compared. Well, guess what folks, cause your “champion” decided not to accept my gracious challenge, I guess it time for me to raise REAL hell. Some REAL horror. Now, it seems obvious that you people like these paper champions, that you don’t know what a true champion is. I guess it will be your privilege to see you’re truly in the Wheel of Torture tournament. Commissioner, I declare myself a candidate for the tournament, cause I will make my reentrance back into the wrestling world, with a vengeance. Don’t think I didn’t warn you all, I will bring the Horror and Terror into the UCP. Consuelo, you want me to win a couple matches? Now may I remind you, before the UCP was formed, you gave me your word, a title match. I guess your word means NOTHING. Talk? HAH! The talking is done, now it time for the world to bow to return of the King! That all the warning you will get!
Fades back into the OWA Studios, Elaine Bryant and Shelly Marks sits behind the desk.]
Shelly: Welcome to the Gospel Truth. I’m Shelly Marks, and joining me is Elaine Bryant.
Elaine: Tough words from Davey Scott, still in his battle to gain respect from UCP wrestlers. He wants a shot at Consuelo Salyards and the Internet Title. however, Salyards has other things in mind as she, later on in this broadcast will take on the Executioner, in which if Executioner wins, he’ll get an Internet Title shot at Halloween Horror.
Shelly: Let’s hear from Executioner.
Executioner
Executioner is seen pimping himself in front of a large full view mirror, slicking back his hair and checking his teeth, he sees the camera men and turns around]
Executioner: Ahhhhh the UCP Camera men, seems as usual your timing SUCKS., But That’s ok I’ll give you what you want, Seems that Consuelo is not only a great wrestler but she also has great taste, though with the competition I was up against there was only one choice to make, and that was yours truly Me....the one and only #1 Bachelor. But all kidding aside Consuelo, I like your style and I like your attitude but once we step in the ring this weekend it will be all out war, there are no friends in the squared circle and only one person can step out of that ring as the winner, and I intend to take full advantage of this opportunity to get a title shot at THOTR. Am I taking you lightly? Not a chance Consuelo we have met before and I know your abilities, but I personally think that with all the extra weight you had to put on to stay with the UCP that you are ripe for an upset, even if it is all added muscle your timing is going to be off and That’s when I will take advantage.
Consuelo this will be a classic matchup with the two best aerial wrestlers the UCP has to offer and I guarantee the Crowd will get more then what they paid for just with our match, Good luck Consuelo and may the best wrestler win.
Shelly: Executioner ready for Consuelo Salyards.
Elaine: Let’s go down to ringside with Biff and Ed and see the in-ring debut of. Fantasia.
Tara Pritchard vs. Fantasia
Ed: Thanks guys. We’re ready for our first match.
Biff: Who do we got in this one?
Ed: It’s a battle of two newcomers-
Biff: We’ll ain’t this a new promotion?
Ed: Yes.
Biff: We’ll then of course they’re both new Eddie, there’s no use in sayin’ what everybody already knows!
Ed: At any rate, let’s head on up to our ring announcer.
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, already in the ring from Knoxville, Tennessee at 164 pounds Doctor Tara Prichard!
The crowd boos.]
Biff: That name sounds familiar.
“Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple starts to blast.]
Ring Announcer: Her opponent. From Vancouver, British Columbia weighing in at 176 pounds, here comes Fantasia!!
Fantasia comes down to the ring.]
Biff: Now ain’t she a looker?
Ed: Seriously?
Ed: I was complimenting her! Meaning doesn’t she look good.
Ed: At any rate, there’s the bell. Doctor Tara Prichard jumps Fantasia with a double axhandle. She whips Fantasia into the ropes, Fantasia reverses is, but Doctor Tara Prichard re-reverses it, no wait! Fantasia re-re-reverses it.
Biff: This is gettin’ crazy, Ed. Fantasia finally decks her with a lariat. Fantasia follows it up with an elbowdrop. Doctor Tara Prichard gets to her feet but Fantasia drops her with a picture perfect dropkick. Hey, do you think Doctor Tara Prichard is a gynecologist?
Ed: BIFF! This is a family show! There might be kids watching!!
Biff: Oh come on, what kid is gonna know what a gynecologist is?
Ed: You got a point there. Doctor Tara Prichard nails Fantasia with an armdrag. Fantasia kip-up and kicks Prichard in the stomach. A powerbomb! Referee Roger DeFurio counts one, two, kickout.
Biff: That ref looks familiar too. Prichard with a rake of the eyes. And with those Lee Press on Nails that’s gotta hurt. Fantasia I believe, yes! She’s been busted open by those fake nails!
Ed: Referee Roger DeFurio checking the cut and I believe he’s asking her out.
Biff: I hope he doesn’t take her to Russ- oh nevermind that’s too old.
Ed: Fantasia wanting the match to continue, and so it does. Doctor Tara Prichard nails her with a Dragon Screw. She’s going to go for the figure four leglock, but no! Fantasia rolls her up. Referee Roger DeFurio counts one, two, thr-kickout. She almost had her.
Biff: Fantasia now bleeding more from above the right eye. She sets Prichard up for a suplex, no a face first suplex! Now she stomps Doctor Tara Prichard’s hand. One of the nails came off!!!
Ed: Fantasia quickly grabs one of Prichard’s Lee Press on Nails and jabs it into Prichard’s forehead! They’re both busted open. This is sick, Biff.
Biff: Referee Roger DeFurio takes the Lee Press on Nail from Fantasia. She gives the signal for the Fan-Plex. She nails Prichard with it! Referee Roger DeFurio counts one, two three!
Ed: Fantasia wins with the Northern Lights Suplex, which she calls the Fan-Plex in a time of 5: 15. Great win for Fantasia and I’m sure we will see more of her in the coming weeks. Let’s go back to the OWA Studios.
Elaine: Incredible debut for Fantasia.
Shelly: Most definitely. We’ve got a quick word from Monica Brant. Let’s hear from her now.
Monica Brant
(Monica Brant stands in front of a flash screen, decorated with her logo. She’s dressed in a tight, revealing two piece wrestling outfit that reveals a fair amount of lusciously tanned skin.)
Monica: Hello out there, kiddies. Monica Brant here. I just wanted to let you know that I’m thinking about all of you as I get ready to show the world, especially the Femme Fatales, what it means to REALLY be evil. Keep watching, all you wanna-bes. It’s all going to start with a bang!
Myers: This is your Halloween Horror: The Wheel of Torture’s Revenge Update. This card is coming to you on October 31st, Halloween night.
The Main Event of the evening places the UCP Cruiserweight Championship on the line, as the champion Traci Lane defends against former champion Freddy Fever.
The UCP TV Championship is also going to be on the line as Taleis defends against Virgo.
Also signed last week: Fantasia will go one on one with Loudmouth Donnie
Godiva Rage takes on Stacks Coltrain.
Just signed this week: Asian Invasion takes on Ricky Hype.
And Shiva will tangle with Mariko.
Now also on the card, the Wheel of Torture Tournament. 7 matches, each with a special random gimmick, do be determined by the spin of a wheel. 4 wrestlers have already been entered into the tournament: Anthony Hazard, Mr. America, Asian Invasion, and Shogun. Plus. 2 more wrestlers announced this week: Davey Scott and Pretty Boy Monty. That’s your update for this week. Let’s see Davey Scott in action
Jack Collins vs. Davey Scott
Ed: Next up, Davey Scott will be back in the ring. A change in name for this federation, certainly brought change in attitude among the wrestlers, and one of those changes happen in the once ladies favorites, Davey Scott.
Biff: I have to agree with him though, however, he told me that Consuelo Salyards is scared of him.
Ed: I seriously doubt that is it, however, they do go the distance. However, let see how much distance Jack Collins gets here with him.
Biff: Jack Collins? Geez. Another lamer. When can we get more quality wrestlers?
Ed: However, on with the match.
Walking down to the ring, somewhat tall person. Looks about 6’7”, in regular trunks and gear. As he climbs in the ring, he looks around, looks crazy.]
Ed: “Crazy” Jack Collins, he got the height and