OWA Tag Champs Ryan and Ryker take on the Chiefs for the championship; Shogun defends the TV title against Mr. America, The mystery of who attacked Freddy Fever at Crime Spree is resolved and the tension between Ricky Hype and Biff Franklin explodes
Announcer: There comes a time when all wrestling superstars pushes the ring aside and says,
Danny Maxx and Johnny Blades: “There has to be more to life than this!”
Mr. America: “I can’t take this anymore!”
Danny Bouchard: “How long has it been since I’ve had a vacation!”
Tara Quinn: “Lick my frog!”
Freddy Fever: “Ribbit...”
Stacks Coltrain: “Whoa...”
Announcer: Eh? Ahem. When a wrestling superstar strives for competition outside the squared circle.
Wendy Ryker: “I mean, how many times do we have to beat the Extremists?”
Rachel Ryan: “You mean, besides everytime?”
Both laugh]
Announcer: April 27. Live from Vancouver Washington, courtesy of OWA Championship Wrestling, the OWA brings you “Battle of the OWA Superstars”! OWA Superstars competing in non-wrestling related events. It’ll be fun for the entire family, as the OWA is divided up into 4 teams, with each competing in various activities. Plus an OWA Special following the event. It’s a prelude to OWA’s most violent night, Crime Spree. Set your VCRs and join us for “Battle of the OWA Superstars”
Ed: Welcome to another edition of OWA Championship Wrestling and an exciting announcement from the OWA. I’ve heard a lot of rumors regarding this event. Chess, Scavenger Hunt, Tug of War. Lots of exciting events.
Biff: I think it’ll be an interesting night.
Ed: All proceeds from the event will go to the winning team’s favorite, legitimate, charity. On tonight’s show, we have two title matches. One is for the OWA Tag Team Championship, as Rachel Ryan and Wendy Ryker defend against The Chiefs and for the OWA TV Championship, Shogun battles Mr. America. Let’s go down to ringside for our first match.
Taleis vs. Nightmare
Announcer: This match is one fall. First, already in the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds. Here is Taleis! And his opponent. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 287 pounds. Here is Nightmare!
Ed: There’s a bell and a lock up. Whip by Taleis and a kick. Russian legsweep by Taleis and a cover. one. Kickout by Nightmare. Nightmare up and nails Taleis with an elbowsmash and a choke against the ropes, by Nightmare.
Biff: Nightmare with a whip. Taleis comes off with a cross body press. one. Kickout by Nightmare. Taleis off the ropes, but Nightmare hits him with an elbow. Front layout suplex by Nightmare, followed by a reverse neckbreaker.
Ed: Kneedrop by Nightmare and an elbowsmash. cover. one. tw. Kickout by Taleis. Nightmare off the ropes but Taleis nails him with an enzuigiri. Spin kick by Taleis. Dropkick and another by Taleis. Taleis with a whip and a spinning leg lariat and a cover. one. two. Kickout by Nightmare.
Biff: Nightmare with a low blow and a double underhook piledriver. cover. one. two. th. Kickout by Taleis. Nightmare with an atomic drop. cover. one. two. Kickout by Taleis. Whip by Nightmare. Duck by Taleis who nails Nightmare with a clothesline.
Ed: Small package by Taleis. one. two. Reversal by Nightmare. one. two. Kickout. Taleis with a Military Press Diamond Cutter! One. two. three!!!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 12: 24, Taleis!
Ed: Great match between these two. Umm. Does she have an interview now?
Biff: She’s the OWA Champion! She doesn’t need to schedule an interview!
Monica Brant & MP Inc.
Monica Brant comes down the aisle, OWA Championship around her waist and takes a mic from ringside. She enters the ring and speaks.]
Monica: Alright, that was an (yawns) exciting match we just saw. But, before, we get on with the evening, I have a few things I’d like to say. First, at Crime Spree, I’m going to walk in as Champion and walk out as Champion and there’s nothing Pretty Boy Monty or that turncoat Traci Lane can do about it. That bitch can’t even say my name on television. We’ll Lane, just like at Caged Fury, going to put the Fashion Statement on you, then on Monty and then I’m going to climb the ladder and walk away with the greatest fashion accessory of all time, this pretty little championship belt. I’m done letting you, Ryan and that big dolt Gus get all the title shots around here. I get suspended and you bring in that talentless, nothing happening twerp, Wendy Ryker to take MY spot? As if she could shine my wrestling boots. Now, onto new business.
When I was on suspension, plotting my revenge against the Femmes and that loser Ryker, I found a few people who shared my views of the world. Sad to say, soon after my return, their original fed folded. So they needed new stomping grounds, new territory, and new blood. And, due to MY brilliant negotiating strategies, I managed to get them all contracts. HERE! So, wrestlers of the OWA, listen up. These are the new bad boys on the block, collectively known as MP, INC. First, one of the four MP Inc. originals. The former LAW TV Champ. Current LAW Tag Champion. The 300 pounds of moshing machine known as THE MOSHER!!!!
(Mosher makes his way down to ringside and climbs in. giving Monica a high five. Monica continues...)
And now, a former World Champion once again on the prowl. Here to eliminate some of the scum from the OWA. Here is Crimson Scorpion.
(Scorpion slowly walks down the aisle giving high fives and hand slaps to the fans. Enters the ring and high fives Monica and the Mosher.)
From Jackson Mississippi, weighing 250 pounds, and standing at 6. 2”, the only member of M.P. Inc. who can properly prepare pickled pig’s feet, the one-time LAW Television Champion, the butter in M.P. Inc....s grits, the one, the only BIG RUSS GATOR!
(A young man who is wearing a cowboy hat, a green T-shirt that says “Kiss my ass, or I’ll kick yours”, blue jeans, and cowboy boots, walks down and into the ring.)
And now, the Philosophical Phenom, the Industrial Intellect, the Bear with thinning Hair, the man from Moosejaw with the loose jaw, the man that fits no molds with all the holds, the neighbor that won’t do labor, the master of drywall and plaster, he blades for good grades. This is Kodiak!
(KODIAK struts around the ring giving high fives to everyone. He then opens up a box and begins throwing drink boxes at the crowd. One mouthy fan gets hit right in the face and drops to the ground. He then goes to the turnbuckles and listens intently to Monica’s next introduction.)
And now, another great member of this fine group. A former International Champion, United States Champion, and we all know he’s destined for OWA gold. From Canoga Park, California the often imitated, never duplicated, tower of power, the man of the hour, the master of disaster, the gangster of love, the sultan of swing, the doctor of desire, the Mecca of manhood, the count of Monte Fisto, The ever humble, the one the only, Diamond Brett Robbins!
(Diamond Brett Robbins comes down the aisle and enters the ring. more high fives are given. the crowd growing restless and begins to boo)
Here he is, straight from Hell and Beyond. The Nazghul!
(Nazghul looks at the crowd in a suspicious manner as he makes his way to the ring. His black hair is hanging down over his face and is casting shadows over his eyes. After pausing momentarily at the ring steps Nazghul enters the ring.)
Nazghul: Thank you Monica. (He faces the audience) You may not know me, or MP Inc. for that matter, but you will soon. I am their newest member and I came to MP Inc. to replace Bitrex who decided to pack up after the closing of LAW and the rest of the UEA. I am a fighter, a warrior. I never quit. I am his replacement and am vastly superior in every way. I intend to win and no one can stop me. As a matter of fact, the only challenge I see from the talent pool in this league is my fellow MP Inc. members and Monica here (points to Monica). Anyway, prepare all you want OWA. It doesn’t matter. No one can stop me now!
Monica: And finally, the leader of MP Inc. former LAW International Champion, and undefeated LAW Tag Team Champion, the man who put the proof in the pudding, the one and the only. Masked Plague!
(Finally Masked Plague holding his metal Pooh bear reaches the ring and enters, giving out high fives and laughing with the rest. The fans begin to chant, “POOH!”)
Masked Plague: Someday you may ask yourself, “Whatever happened to the clean cut OWA?” Someday you may ask yourself, “Whatever happened to my beautiful hair?” Then you may ask yourself, “What did I do to deserve this?” The fact is we are the scariest group you have ever seen, OWA. We aren’t a bunch of green rookies with milk mustaches hoping to play with the big boys! We are the Big Boys. We are MP, Inc.! Every OWA title will be ours. Some have compared us to other alliances, but there is no comparison. We are a cut above. Monica said she needed some friends, and we need a place to stay. You might think we are just some scrubs to be laughed at, so go ahead and laugh, and you will be beaten a happy man! MP Inc. is the poop! Tell ‘em Pooh!
Pooh: *Writer’s Note: Pooh doesn’t talk, he’s a doll
Masked Plague: So get your running shoes on OWA, because you are now playing tomato syrup. Hey boys, let’s move this party down the street, and celebrate our new found dominance.
Monica: Next week, all of MP Inc. will be showing you what they can do. So look carefully, superstars. This is your future. (Monica smiles sweetly at the camera, pointing to the OWA Championship around her waist.) And, no, you don’t have to thank me. As your OWA Champion, I promise there’ll be more fun and excitement to come.
Ed: Whoa! Straight from LAW to