Biff: Let’s see what they can do in the ring. We know they can quote the Talking Heads but can they hang with the best there is right here in the OWA.
Ed: Let’s go down to ringside.
Asian Invasion vs. Ricky Hype
Announcer: This match is one fall. First coming down the aisle, weighing in at 230 pounds. Here is Asian Invasion!
Ed: Invasion has something to say I guess.
Invasion: Listen up boys and girls, Asian Invasion is hoping to show you all how PUNKS like Ricky Hype should be dealt with!!!
Biff: What the hell?!?
Ed: From the other side of the building Ricky Hype just slid into the ring and *BAM!* nails Asian Invasion with the Fate’s Pipe. Ricky Hype with a Modified Bulldog on Invasion. Hype isn’t even dressed to wrestle.
Biff: He’s nothing but a back stabbing coward! I’ll tell you.
Ed: Ricky Hype tosses Asian Invasion out over the top rope and comes over here.
Biff: Keep him away from me.
Ricky Hype points over to Invasion: What do ya think of that Invasion? The only thing your good for Asian is to put in front of my fireplace as a RUG!!! Get used to being stepped on Rug Boy. The mission you were speaking about has been cancelled. “THE SHOW” is in command now! Speaking of the show. And any of you losers associating with the Mouth show up. Yeah you Mustang, you’re gonna get the same beating as Asian.
Ed: We’re going to need some help here. Biff Franklin was the master of the Oriental Spike and he’s got it on Ricky Hype, who’s now bleeding from the mouth.
Biff - while applying the hold on to Hype: Make fun of me, will ya! You’re nothing but a little jerk. Can’t do nothing against me, you good for nothing little creep. Embarrass me and see what you get, little puke.
Security comes and pulls Biff from Hype who’s lying on the ground bleeding. The security drag off Biff towards the back and some medical people come down to attend to Ricky Hype.]
Blackout
camera opens in on Blackout sitting behind a table reading through a book. It’s pitch black and he has his feet kicked up on the table. He is wearing his long, brown trench coat, black leather boots, black pants, and a white shirt. His long, white hair hangs behind his head and the two, small braids rest on his shoulders, held together by small metal clips. He looks up at the camera and grins a wicked smile, bearing his sharp, canine teeth, which appear to be blood-stained. He begins to speak with his casual voice)
Blackout: So, Miguel, you wish to challenge me to a Vampire vs. Vampire Hunter match, do you? Well, ignorant move on your part, but I will play along. I am never one to refuse a challenge, even if it means the opponent’s death. You drive a stake through my heart and crucify me if I lose? I get your blood if I win? Now, these stipulations are quite unfair (Blackout pauses for a moment) for you. You see, Miguel, I shall take my opponent’s blood whether it is in the rules or not. If I win, then I obviously get your blood, but don’t think for a second that you are going to be able to drive any kind of object through my chest and pound nails into my limbs. Do you realize how impaired I would have to be to allow that? (Blackout gently sets the book down onto the table in front of him)
Blackout: No man has rid this world of me (coughs), or woman for that matter and I shall not allow it to begin now. Another step towards divinity, another life to take, another blade to draw. What it all comes down to is that I am here to stay no matter what you do. You are about to find this out first-hand, Miguel. You made the fatal error in recognizing my presence instead of just lying on your back and allowing me to take you at a later point in time. Instead you choose to challenge what you do not know and this challenge has been accepted. Be the first one to experience the pain in which I have to deal out, by all means. (Blackout takes his feet off the table and sits up straight in his chair)
Blackout: After I am through with you, Miguel, tell all your friends how it felt to have your body taken over for that evening. Tell them what it felt like to have your blood drained from that carcass of yours. Because even though I will not take your life. I will most certainly make you suffer. It’s a way of life that I have become quite accustomed to and so should all of you. One thing I do not understand though, why should we wait months before our encounter? Let us make it sooner, eh? Let’s say.
(thinks for a minute). One week. I like to take action as soon as possible, don’t you? If you are still capable after that match, we can set up the match at Crime Spree. So, until then. LIGHTS OUT!
(Blackout gets up and leaves as the camera fades to black)
Ed: Blackout is scheduled to debut next week, as is the entire squad from MP Inc. It should be an interesting show. My broadcast partner, is now in the office of the OWA BOD and will not be joining me for the remainder of the card, so joining me, is none other than Elaine Bryant.
Elaine: Thanks Ed. I cannot believe Biff Franklin. I do think he was probably provoked by Hype but it’s very unprofessional on his part.
Ed: I really think that Ricky Hype provoked this incident, but that in no way excuses the actions of Biff Franklin. He’s a former wrestler and can mix it up with the best of them. As you saw, his favorite maneuver was the Oriental Spike.
Elaine: He really did a number on Ricky Hype!
Ed: Let’s go down to ringside for our TV title matchup.
OWA TV Championship: Shogun vs. Mr. America
Announcer: This match is one fall and it is for the OWA TV Championship. First introducing the challenger. He weighs in at 275 pounds. He’s what “Every American aspires to be...” here is Mr. America! And his opponent. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 230 pounds. He’s the current OWA TV Champion. Here is Shogun!
Ed: There’s a bell and we’re underway with our TV Title defense. The TV Title is THE most defended title in the OWA. Bylaws state it’s to be defended on almost every TV Card. For those joining us late, Elaine Bryant is at ringside for commentary as my broadcast partner, after some provoking by Ricky Hype, jumped him and applied the Oriental Spike. We understand that Hype hasn’t sustained any serious injuries.
Elaine: That’s always good to hear. I’m happy to be out here for commentary. In the ring, it looks like Mr. America is finally ready to lock up and they do. Mr. America with a whip and Shogun takes him down with a shoulderblock.
Ed: Shogun does a few nice martial arts poses for us and turns back to his opponent. Mr. America taking his time getting to his feet. Finally we have another lock up. Mr. America with another whip. This time America nails Shogun with a clothesline.
Elaine: America off the ropes and he nails Shogun with a running forearm smash. Shogun is up and applies a very scientific facebite. one. two. three. four and he breaks it. Shogun tries for a powerbomb but it’s probably a little early as America blocks it then counters it with a backdrop.
Ed: Mr. America off the ropes with a flying forearm but Shogun ducks. The TV Champion quickly with a knee to the back and a spinning mule kick that stuns America. cover. one. two. Kickout by Mr. America. Shogun up and nails America with a powerbomb.
Elaine: Shogun with a whip but America comes off with a kick to the midsection. America with a chinlock deathlock submission! Shogun edges to the ropes and the referee calls for the break. America with a whip and OH! A double clothesline and they are both down.
Ed: The referee starts the count. one. two. three. four. five. Shogun slowly moving now. Seven and he gets to his feet. Shogun off the ropes. America with a boot to the midsection and Piledriver! Cover. This could be it. That’s his finisher. one. two. thre. NO!! Shogun gets his shoulder up. I thought we had a new champion.
Elaine: America sets up for another!. But no Shogun with a backdrop. Shogun sets up and goes for the Palm Blow, but America ducks and catches Shogun with a belly to back suplex. America up and another Piledriver! Cover. one. two. three!!!
Ed: We have a new TV Champion. Mr. America has defeated Shogun! Let’s get the official word!
Announcer: Your winner, in 17: 29 and NEW OWA TV Champion. Mr. America!
Crime Spree Update
Ed: Myers is standing by for our Crime Spree report.
Myers: Thanks guys. I’m Myers Watterson and the news is just pouring in with information regarding Crime Spree. May 4th, the OWA Presents Crime Spree, only on PPV. Let’s run down the matches that have already been signed.
The North American title will be on the line at Crime Spree in not one but three matches. Current champion, Billy Smith will take on Talies in the first match and if he’s successful he’ll be going on to meet Davey Scott in the second. And if Billy Smith makes it past Scott, he’ll take on former champion Rainbow Warrior in the last match. The title will be on the line in each of the three matches.
Another match that was signed is a roof match, pitting Mr. America against Virgo. On top of the arena, a cage will be put up all the way around the building. However, there will be a 6-foot opening along one wall of the cage. The object? To push your opponent through that 6-foot opening out off the roof. Never fear, below an inflatable mattress will be set up, just like they are used in movies to catch the stunt actors.
Next week, Shelly Marks will have a special report from the site of Crime Spree regarding this match. Inside a local Seattle Bar, there will be no rules as the OWA Tag Team Champions, Wendy Ryker and Rachel Ryan battle the Extremists in the first ever Seattle Bar Room Brawl. There are no