Ed: There’s the bell. This is the first time for Fate and Truck to be in tag team competition and they’re going against no less than former tag team champions here in the OWA.
Biff: The Extremists have been playing a bit of dirty pool in the OWA as of late and I like it!!
Ed: Maxx and Truck lock up. Truck misses a short clothesline, and Maxx nails him with a tiger suplex. Mack kicks out before a count can even begin. Maxx goes for a choke but Mack blocks it. Clothesline by Maxx who tags out the Blades.
Biff: Blades nails Truck with a knee lift, then a couple of chops. Armdrag takedown by Blades. Cross corner whip by Blades. Reversal by Mack and he follows him with an avalanche! Truck tags in Fate.
Ed: Fate quickly comes in with a power bomb. Cover by Fate. 1. 2. Kickout by Blades. Fate off the ropes. Blades come up with a Frankensteiner. Shoulderblock by Blades and he tags out the Danny Maxx.
Biff: They double team Fate with a double elbowsmash. Maxx nails Fate with a spinebuster slam. Maxx goes to the second turnbuckle and nails Fate with an elbowdrop. Maxx throws Fate over the top rope to the floor.
Ed: Blades just attacked Fate on the outside. He rams him into the ring post and then into the railing. He rolls Fate back into the ring. Maxx with a whip and another spinebuster slam.
Biff: Atomic drop by Maxx. Maxx off the ropes but Fate nails him with a belly to belly suplex. Fate makes the tag to Truck who comes in like a house on fire. He nails Maxx, then Blades. He whips Maxx into the ropes and nails him with a backdrop. He whips Maxx into the corner and NAILS him with an avalanche and Maxx is outta here. Cover by Truck.
Ed: Sir Goodwin is distracting the referee. Blades grabs the ring bell and ascends to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, nailing Truck. Fate comes in and nails Blades as they tumble out of the ring. Maxx rolls over on top of Truck. Referee is there this time. one. two. three!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 9: 31, The Extremists!
Ed: Cheap win by the Extremists.
Biff: Hahaha. At least Johnny Flake lost! Hahaha.
Holiday in Hell/The Final Battle Update
Myers: This is Myers Watterson for your Holiday In Hell report.
Holiday in Hell will come to you on December 22nd, 1996.
First, OWA Champion Executioner will defend the title against Wheel of Torture winner, Traci Lane inside a steel cage.
The remainder of the card will be a 4 person tag team tournament. There will be 8 teams. The first round will be normal 8 wrestler tag matches. The second round will be elimination tag matches with only the survivors advancing to the finals which will be a War Games match! Here are some teams:
Team Plague: Captain Freddy Fever, The Chiefs and Asian Invasion
Team Family: Captain Pretty Boy Monty, Rainbow Warrior, Jetstream, & Shogun
Team Elite: Captain Anthony Hazard, The Shocker, and the Extremists
Team Femme: Captain Rachel Ryan, Consuelo Salyards, Mariko & Gustaffson
Team Fate: Captain Johnny Fate, Mack Truck, & Brawlers Inc. (Sabin Figaro/MegaDiesel)
Team Fashion: Captain North American Champion Monica Brant, Amazon Woman, Stacks Coltrain and newcomer Tara Quinn. Plus this team just announced.
Team Thunder: Captain Miguel Thunder, Xyz, Davey Scott & Billy Smith
That's not all OWA fans. On December 29th, preempting OWA Championship Wrestling will be a special feature as all the contracts have been signed. The stipulations are in place. It will be the final battle for one superstar here in the OWA. Amazon Woman demanded it, Freddy Fever has accepted. When it's all said and done, one of these wrestlers will fade away into retirement. I'll have more in the coming weeks about this grudge match.
Let’s go back to ringside.
Shogun vs. Chaos
Shelly Marks: I’m Shelly Marks and I’m here with Shogun who’s on his way to ringside to face Chaos in a one on one matchup. Shogun, can I get a few words with you?
Shogun: Chaos. I mean dog breath. Are you ready to face the MIGHTY SHOGUN!!?? Enough of your insults!!! The FAMILY will be victorious against you tonight!!! Me and you are going to play a game of smash face. And you’ll see that I smash the HARDEST!!! You must pay for what you did to Stacks!!! See you in the Ring!
Shelly: A very determined Shogun on his way to ringside.
Announcer: This match is one fall, accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty. He weighs in at 230 pounds. Here is Shogun! And his opponent. He weighs in at 301 pounds. Here is Chaos!
Ed: This is going to be a grudge match but it’ll not come close to the match between Stacks and Chaos at Behind Enemy Lines. Shogun attacks Chaos before the bell and we’re underway. Shogun nails Chaos sending him outside of the ring. Shogun quickly is out and snatches a chair from a fan and nails Chaos several times with it.
Biff: Shogun rolls Chaos back into the ring and Shogun follows him in, but Chaos nails Shogun with a DDT. He’s slow to his feet, but Chaos manages a German suplex and then a neck snap. Cover by Chaos. one. two. kickout by Shogun.
Ed: Chaos throws Shogun over the top rope and to the floor. Chaos goes out after him and DDT out on the floor by Chaos. Chaos pulls up Shogun and executes another DDT on the floor and Shogun is busted open.
Biff: Chaos rolls him into the ring and lifts up Shogun. Power Bomb Suplex!! Cover. one. two. three!!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 11: 48, Chaos.
Ed: Looks like Chaos isn’t done with him yet. Chaos bring a chair into the ring and goes to smash Shogun, but Shogun grabs the chair and nails Chaos several times. Chaos retreats to the back and Shogun goes for the mic.
Shogun: Chaos this is only the beginning between you and I!!! You can expect more beatings like this one if you keep messing with The FAMILY!!!!
Biff: Shogun throws down the chair and heads back with Monty.
Announcer: It’s LAW vs. OWA as they go Behind Enemy Lines. The Main Event features a 5 on 5 elimination tag team match, as Team “LAW” tangles with Team “OWA”. Also, Rachel Ryan vs. Gravel and American Patriot vs. The Shocker. Plus. the OWA Championship, the OWA TV Champion, The LAW Championship, LAW International Champions are all on the line. It’ll be a wild night next week live on PPV! Call your cable operator for more details.
Sentry vs. Davey Scott
Announcer: This match is one fall. First coming down the aisle.., weighing in at 275 pounds. Here is Sentry! And his opponent.., weighing in at 280 pounds. Here is “Sexy Boy” Davey Scott!
Ed: This match is under way. Sentry nails Scott with a flying dropkick. Sentry with a dragon suplex, but Scott blocks it. Scott nails Sentry with a flying clothesline.
Biff: Scott with a savate kick and another clothesline. Scott to the top and moonsault! He’s back up. He sets up Sentry and Spinning Piledriver! Cover. one. two. three!!!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 1: 09, Davey Scott
Ed: Next week, OWA Championship Wrestling will be preempted so we can bring you Behind Enemy Lines, live on PPV. We’ve also just been told that on December 15th, it’ll be Anthony Hazard going against Executioner. If Executioner retains the OWA Title at Behind Enemy Lines, then the championship will be on the line. Let’s go to ringside for our main event.
OWA TV Championship: Mariko vs. Amazon Woman
Announcer: This match is one fall and is for the OWA TV Championship. First the challenger. She weighs in at 165 pounds. Here is Amazon Woman! And her opponent. She’s accompanied to the ring by giant Gustaffson. She weighs in at 167 pounds. Here is the OWA TV Champion Mariko!!
Ed: Here we go. This one is for the title. We have lock up. Mariko goes for a spin kick, but Amazon ducks. Elbowsmash by Amazon. Amazon Woman with a fallaway slam. Cover by Amazon. one two. kickout by Mariko.
Biff: Mariko off the ropes, nails Amazon with a double ax handle chop and she hits with a spin kick. Cover by Mariko. one. two. Kickout by Amazon Woman. Amazon with a fist to the midsection and a neck snap by Amazon Woman.
Ed: Amazon Woman with a fallaway slam and a splash. one. two. Kickout by the champion. Mariko goes for a chokehold. one. two. three. four and again. one. two. three four and again. one. two. three. four. That really slows down Amazon Woman.
Biff: Mariko with a backbreaker and she follows it up with a kneedrop. Mariko with a flying karate chop and Amazon Woman is in trouble in this match. Mariko with a flying dropkick and a body slam.
Ed: Mariko misses a flying cross body block and Amazon Woman catches her breath. Amazon Woman with a flying forearm. She follows it up with a vertical suplex. Amazon Woman with a full nelson in the middle of the ring. There’s nowhere for Mariko to go.
Biff: Amazon Woman has incredible power to make up for her lack of brains but I think Mariko is in definite trouble. There’s a bell, did she submit??
Ed: I’m not sure. Let’s find out what’s going on.
Announcer: The time limit has expired. The referee has determined that this match is a draw.
Ed: There you have it. Next week, we’ll be at Behind Enemy Lines and I hope you will be too. For the whole crew, I’m Ed Bagel and we’ll see you next week.