Biff: OW! Salazar dropping Fever’s back ONTO THAT RAILING! Fever trying to get to his feet!! I can’t believe it!
Fever slowly pulls himself up, screaming at Salazar. Ed slugs Fever, but Fever claws back. Both men continue to fight. Wrestlers get a grip on Ed and start yanking him away, but Fever lunges at Salazar. Fever is finally restrained as well.]
Ed: These men trying to tear each other apart. Let’s go to a commercial until we get things back in order!
Behind Enemy Lines Update
Myers: While we are clearing ringside, let’s take you to our Behind Enemy Lines report.
Behind Enemy Lines will be held on December 1st. Headlining the card will be a 5-on-5 Elimination Match “Team OWA” consisting of Anthony Hazard, Traci Lane, Freddy Fever, Amazon Woman, and Pretty Boy Monty will take on “Team LAW” which will be Ed Salazar, Doug Bacon, Hardcore, War Machine, and Zero. There will also be two other OWA vs. LAW Matches.
Gravel will take on Rachel Ryan, and American Patriot will battle The Shocker.
There will be more matches on the card from the OWA.
OWA Champion Executioner will defend his title against OWA North American Champion Monica Brant.
For the OWA TV Championship, Mariko will defend against Miguel Thunder.
Asian Invasion will battle Johnny Fate in a best 2 of 3 falls match. Prior to the match, a coin will be tossed and the winner of the coin toss will pick the stipulations for the first fall. The opponent will pick the stipulations for the second fall. And if it comes to a third fall, the winner of the coin toss will be able to select different stipulations for the remaining fall.
OWA Tag Team Title will be decided as champions Brawlers Inc. tangle with former champions, The Chiefs
Plus this change....in a Hangman’s Noose match, Stacks Coltrain will battle Chaos. Rules are rather simple. A noose is attached to a corner of the ring. The object is to get the noose around the neck of your opponent and throw them over the top rope to the floor.
LAW will present these matches as part of Behind Enemy Lines LAW World Champion Zodiac will defend his title against Tundra in a Must Win with the Finisher match. Zodiac’s Equinox vs. Tundra’s Frostbit.
LAW International Champion, “Venus” will defend against Masked Plague
LAW Television Champion Big Russ will battle with The Professional
Plus a contenders match to the LAW TV Title, as Mosher battles Cyanide.
There will also be a LAW 12-Man Battle Royal.
That’s the entire rundown for the card. It’ll be on December 1st, live on PPV. I’ll be back later in the card for an update on Holiday In Hell, as well as Amazon Woman vs. Freddy Fever: The Final Battle. Let’s go back to the ringside area with Elaine Bryant who’s with Freddy Fever.
Freddy Fever
Elaine: Freddy Fever. Can you give me your thoughts on what just happened. (crowd is cheering. )
Freddy: Where to start. Ed Salazar. I know you are one of 5 LAW people who’ll be in the ring at Behind Enemy Lines. I’ll be more than happy to finish this then. But until then, you better keep your ass away from here, pal, or you won’t make it to the 1st. (crowd pops)
Freddy: Ed. Ed. the day that these fans cheer me, is the day hell freezes over and I think we just got there. I don’t give a damn about these fans but I give less of a damn about you. I’ll say one thing. I said to come on down and you proved you had the balls even though you may not have the brain God gave an aardvark. But when this is over, I am sure these fans will go back to booing me. Especially when I end the career of Amazon Woman on the 29th. But until then, it’ll LAW vs. OWA at Behind Enemy Lines. We aren’t backing down and we won’t be losing. We’ll be sending some LAW folk to the hospital. And I’m starting with you, Ed.
Elaine: Back to you, Ed and Biff.
Freddy hands Elaine a video tape: Oh, by the way, have the boys play this a little later, will you?
Ed: During the break, security finally got Ed Salazar out of the arena. This situation between LAW and OWA has only gotten worse. But hopefully it’ll all be settled at Behind Enemy Lines.
Biff: What about that Hangman’s Noose match between Stacks and Chaos.
Ed: Perhaps Stacks Coltrain can finally get some revenge due to what happened at Halloween Horror, during the Wheel of Torture tournament. Let’s go down to ringside.
Tara Quinn vs. Joe B. Jobber
Announcer: This match is one fall. First in the ring.., weighing in at 250 pounds. Here is Joe. B. Jobber!! And his opponent. Making her OWA debut. She weighs in at 127 pounds. Here is “Harley” Tara Quinn!!
Ed: As Tara Quinn makes her way into the ring for her first match here in the OWA, I’ll point out that the Consuelo Salyards/Jetstream match has been moved to next week. Also, next week, Billy Smith will debut as well. There’s the bell and here we go.
Biff: Hand shake by Tara and she just slapped the taste out of Jobber’s mouth. Quinn with a palm blow and an enzuigiri off the ropes. Quinn with a back suplex and she throws Jobber out of the ring.
Ed: Great moves by the newest member of the OWA. She follows him out and. she just nailed him with the ring bell and she rolls him back into the ring. She has been doing great scientific moves, then uses a bell?
Biff: Tara pushes Jobber into the corner and slap and another and another and another and a 5th slap. She is just mauling this guy. Tara on the second rope and the Harlequinn’s Kiss fistdrop!
Ed: Cover. one. two. three!! It’s over. Quinn wins in her debut match, here on OWA Championship Wrestling.
Announcer: Winner of the match in 5: 03, Tara Quinn!
Biff: We’re going to play that tape that Freddy gave Elaine Bryant earlier in the show.
Ed: What is it??
Biff: I have no idea. I guess we should play it.
Wendy Ryker
The camera is outside a bar in a city. As it moves in through the door and pans around it almost immediately comes to a halt focused on two people sitting on opposite sides of a table, arm wrestling. One of them is a guy dressed like a biker. Blue jeans, Harley Davidson T-shirt, black leather jacket slung over the back of the chair and tattoos all over his arms. The other is a very attractive, young brunette with her hair pulled back in a ponytail. She is wearing a tight fitting, black T-shirt, black jeans with the legs cut off and a ripped and faded blue denim jacket is on the floor next to her. Although she is smaller than the man it is obvious he is having trouble with her as beads of sweat are rolling down his face. The girl, on the other hand, seems quite calm and in control smiling sweetly at the guy before pushing even harder and forcing his hand back another few inches. All around them are the other occupants of the bar, making bets and cheering their respective favorites. Time passes, and the man seems to pull himself back in the contest little by little until the girl gives a wicked grin and says something to him which the camera doesn’t manage to pick up. The guy gets a stunned look on his face and forgets the contest for a second, which is enough for the girl to take the opportunity and drive his hand fast and hard down onto the table. She grins triumphantly at the guy who is now cursing like mad and then reaches for a bundle of money on the table. The guy however doesn’t seem to be a good loser, as he grabs her hand.]
Man: Lissen, girlie! You cheated, so let’s just say you leave the money right here and you can walk away unhurt......Otherwise I’m gonna have to have me some fun. Get my point?
The girl grins and unexpectedly presses herself against the guy who did not expect this turn of events and looks confused to say the least.]
Girl: Now....What could a big boy like you do to a defenseless, little girl like me. hmmm?
She runs her index finger down his chest with a wicked grin on her face. The guy too starts grinning from ear to ear.]
Guy: Well now, dollface....Why don’t you come with me and we’ll find ou. , OOOOFFF!!!
As the man talks she suddenly pulls her knee up into his groin, doubling him over in agony immediately. That wicked grin is still on her face as she locks his head up quickly and then falls backwards, pulling him with her and slamming his head into the floor with a DDT. The whole thing, from knee to the guy lying unconscious on the floor, takes only a couple of seconds. The girl gets up, still grinning, collects the cash and her jacket, and then tosses a couple of dollar bills to the bartender with a smile.]
Girl: Later, Ted. I’m outta here. Here’s a couple of bucks for the grief that idiot will cause you once he wakes up.
Ted, the bartender: Thanks, Wendy. Hey, where ya off to?
Wendy: I’ve got a job, Ted. Gonna be wrestling in the OWA! Cool, huh?
Ted: OWA? Well, good luck, kiddo. I hear they have some real tough fighters there.
Wendy turns and grins at him.]
Wendy: Maybe they do, but hey, the DDT don’t discriminate, ya know? No matter the size. No matter the gender. Once their heads crunch into that mat they’re not getting up again. Just ask the idiot over there. Nope, you can put your money on the fact that Wendy Ryker is about to carve a path through whoever is dumb enough to get in her way.
She grins again and waves to the bartender, then heads out the door. Shortly after we can hear a motorcycle start up and drive away.]
Ed: Freddy’s bringing her to the OWA? That could give a boost to the Plague, to have the likes of her in their ranks.
Biff: Hey, who can tell with Freddy these days.
Danny Maxx/Johnny Blades vs. Johnny Fate/Mack Truck
Announcer: This is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. First, now in the ring.., weighing in