Chad: See? Gonna be like that at Crazy Eights too. eight ICWF wrestlers in the finals. you can count on that!
Winner of the match: Dark Paladin. Time of Match: 14: 54
Ed: Let’s go back to Myers in the studio. hey. Chad. take a look at this footage.
Chad: Hms?
Battle Royal #3
Myers: Welcome back to the studios. let’s continue.
Battle Royal 3, will feature Gustaffson, Anthony Hazard, Stacks Coltrain, Mike Mustang, Kevin Taylor, NEW ICWF North American Champion Jennifer Sanders, Caray Zents, and Spanish Rose.
We mention that Jennifer Sanders is the NEW ICWF North American Champion. let’s go to footage courtesy of the ICWF this past week for the conclusion of that match.
Recap: ICWF North American Championship: Jessica Spangles vs. Jennifer Sanders
Chad: This may be it! Sanders picks Spangles up and puts her on the top turnbuckle! She locks Spangles head between her legs -- THERE IT IS! Sanders nails Spangles with the Rattler! Sanders is exhausted -- she falls across Spangles! One, two, THREE! We have a new champion!
Jessie: What a match!
Duffer: After 18: 33, the winner and NEEEEEEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, JENNIFER ... SIIIIIIDEWINDER SAAAAANNNNNDERRRRRRS!
Chad: I gotta get this interview!
Jessie: Chad’s heading for the ring -- The Masked Marauder and the Body Girls are swarming the ring along with the Python Princess! Sanders looks exhausted but ecstatic! Chad, you ready?
Chad: I’m here, Jess! Sidewinder, congratulations on winning--
Sidewinder: EEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA! (grabs Chad and kisses him, then grabs Marauder and does the same). It shore feels good ta have some gold around my waist again! (The Body Girls cram in close, showing their newly won IC Tag belts). And I got the... IC tag champs with me, and the World Champeen! man, are we something... or what? EEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA!
Chad: That was an incredible display of --
Sidewinder: Yeah, I gotta admit, that little girl put up a durn good tussle! But what’s the bottom line? I’VE GOT THE BELT! Eat your heart out, Spangles! Now Chad, if you’ll excuse us, we got us some partying... ta do! C... mere, you masked devil! (She grabs the Marauder and gives him another kiss, then they all troop back to the dressing room.)
Myers: You can bet that former champion Jessica Spangles will be out for a rematch for that belt. Now. let’s hear from other competitors in that battle royal.
Jennifer Sanders
Well it’s Crazy Eights time again. Ah guess Ah should say something... about mah competition, but ya know what? Ah ain’t got any ta speak of! So, it looks like Ah’ll be headin... fer the finals with very little trouble. Ah... m gonna kick everybody’s butt, especially those prima donnas from the OWA! They think they’re tough -- they ain’t seen tough until they’ve seen the Sidewinder!
Stacks Coltrain
I have nothing but respect for the ICWF.BUT, as you know I think something fishy is going on here. I must fight three people from organizations that want to destroy me. but I plan on winning. as they say. money can buy you happiness. and I plan on being really happy tonight. BRING EM ON!
Battle Royal #4
Myers: Battle Royal 4, it’ll be Sabin Figaro, Scott Cobalt, Executioner, Stealth V, Soultaker, Stewart Zents, Python Princess, and Justice.
Scott Cobalt
Well I’ve been in extra hard training for this. Finally, some competition from someone outside the OWA. I’ve always seemed to do well in these sort of things where you don’t have to rely on your friends. Cause let’s face it my best friend around here is this little man here. [holds up his beer then takes a big sig: Oh, sweet beer.
Python Princess
It’s time for Crazy Eights again. I only have one thing to say -- class always tells. And I am without a doubt the class of my battle royal. I mean, who can possibly stand up to me? The ICWF wrestlers? I’ve already beaten most of them. The OWA wrestlers? Don’t make me laugh. Mark my words -- I shall prevail. (smiles) So why should anyone else show up? The only reason I can think of is so that everyone can see just how good the Python Princess is.
Executioner
WHEW Crazy Eights is finally here, a chance to prove to the world that I am the Best around, a chance not only to beat the best from the OWA but also a chance to show the ICWF that they do not even belong in the same ring with us, although i am looking forward to getting my hands-on Python Princess.
Soultaker
The time I have been waiting for is at hand! A change to steal the souls of dozens of valiant warriors and add them to my army of darkness. Beware, mortal fools, any who stand against me shall be vanquished, and cast into the pits of hell!
Battle Royal #5
Myers: Battle Royal 5 will have Pretty Boy Monty, OWA TV Champion Mariko, Danny Maxx, Masked Mayhem, Gretchen Gwynne, Taskmaster, Deborah Duncan and ICWF US Tag Team and Intercontinental Tag Team Champion Randi.
Mariko
So I am entering Battle Royal 5. Now i must tell those ICWF stars, Gretchen Gwynne, Taskmaster, Deborah Duncan, and Randi, you will be the first to go; the OWA stars will destroy you, then I will slowly and painfully defeat Pretty Boy Monty, Danny Maxx, and Masked Mayhem. Such poor opponents for a wrestler of my talents. Sayonara.
Pretty Boy Monty
This is great. Two great organizations going at one another, whew but let me tell you i have wrestled Mariko, seen Danny Maxx and Masked Mayhem, but these ICWF wrestlers Gretchen Gwynne, Taskmaster, Ray Fisher and Randi, man the scouting reports on them. I definitely have my work cut out for me, but as usual I plan to come out on top!
Taskmaster
No friends, only enemies. I like that. Battle royals aren’t usually won by the smaller wrestlers, but I intend to change that at Crazy Eights. I will have my hand raised in victory, and my foes will lie at my feet.
Myers: We have another match in the ring. let’s go down to ringside.
Special Challenge Match: Amazon Woman (w/ Prince Frederick) vs. Monica Brant (w. Gustaffson)
Ed: We’re back. I’m Ed Bagel and with me is the ill stricken Chad Romero. Chad? You okay over there.
Chad: *looking a bit ill* You let that kind of stuff go on in the OWA???
Ed: Oh. I think Shogun is waiting for you to do an interview?
Chad: Hell no. I’m not going down there. you go do it.
Ed: *laughs* Let’s get to ringside.
Chad: You shouldn’t let foreigners handle hockey sticks. Hey! What? What’s the Prince guy doing with Amazon Woman??
Ed: They are apparently some kind of item. Lock up. Amazon with a rake to the eyes. and immediately clamps on a bear hug. Monica quickly pokes the eyes to get out of that one. chop by Monica Brant. and another. back suplex by Monica. quick cover. one. two. kickout.
Chad: Hey. I’ve seen Amazon Woman. she’s a heck of a lot tougher than that.
Ed: Amazon with a shoulder block and she pulls up Monica. and presses her overhead. several times she presses Monica up in the air and drops her on her back. elbowdrop by Amazon Woman and a cover. one. two. kickout.
Chad: Could you imagine a date with Amazon Woman?? That’s one tough chick.
Ed: You’re drooling, Chad. front facelock by Monica. Amazon powers her up and places her on the top turnbuckle, meanwhile Monica still holds on to the facelock. Amazon with a few punches to the midsection of Monica causes her to release the hold. Amazon backs a step and SLAPS Monica in the face. Amazon with a superplex!! Cover. one. two. kickout by Monica.
Chad: *laughing* Did you see that slap?? Brant is up. and Amazon is making kissy faces to the Prince guy. clothesline from behind by Brant. hey. is that Prince the symbol guy now?
Ed: That’s a different Prince, Chad. and Monica is going to work on Amazon Woman. piledriver by Monica Brant. Monica applies the Fashion Statement (cobra clutch sleeper). and Prince Frederick is on the ring apron.
Chad: He’s protecting his woman!
Ed: Monica breaks and runs at Prince. but Gustaffson nails Frederick on the outside. wait. behind Monica. rollup by Amazon. she’s holding the tights. too much momentum and it’s reversed. one. two. three!!!!!
Chad: Hey! No way! That’s was cheating!!!
Winner of the match, Monica Brant. Time of match: 20: 09
Ed: Amazon Woman was the one cheating!
Chad: So. they shouldn’t have counted!!!
Ed: Back to Myers at the OWA Studios.
Battle Royal #6
Myers: Thanks Ed. Let’s get on to the next battle royal.
Battle Royal 6 will have WildShadow, Prince Frederick, North American Champion Shocker, Mr. Excitement, Ray Fisher, Jessica Spangles, Leather, and Tanya Mankiller
Let’s hear some comments from the participants in this one:
Tanya Mankiller
Hello boys, here to get some words from the next Crazy 8s winner. Well the slugs from the OWA, WildShadow, Prince Frederick, the Shocker, and Mr. Excitement will be gone before you get the video rolling. Then the remaining ICWF people will fall almost as fast. No way Fisher, Spangles, and Leather will last much longer, especially when they must face me. I guess it will be a total Mankiller final.
Penny Lancaster w/ Leather
Penny: Molly, here is your matchup for Crazy Eights. You did well last year, but I expect you to improve.
Molly ... Leather... McGee: It looks like it’s clobberin... time! I was in the finals last year, and I’m goin... back! This time I’ll win it all! I’m ready for anybody they throw at me! (she looks at the computer and reads the names in her battle royal) Hah! I don’t see