Prince Frederick
Now now. don’t you worry. Amazon Honey. when we both get into that final battle royal and eliminate the peasants. I’ll allow you to step out of the ring so I can be crowned the winner. You know you’re the only one who can. take me to the limit, my princess.
Battle Royal #7
Myers: Battle Royal 7 will feature Asian Invasion, OWA Champion Rachel Ryan, Legion, Miguel Thunder, J.Q. Smooth, Kommando Karla, VIXXEN, and ICWF US Tag Team and Intercontinental Tag Team Champion Brandi.
Kommando Karla
Well you guys from the OWA are about to meet your makers. Asian Invasion, you will return to Asia via Federal Express; Rachel Ryan, I’ll take your belt and whip you with it, after I crush your head; Legion, you will need a legion to help you; and Miguel Thunder, your thunder is really a fizzle. Vixxxen, you’ll wish you had stayed in kindergarten instead of playing with us big wrestlers; J.Q. Smooth, why are you even here? You ain’t worth talking about. And Brandi, you look so perfect, too bad I’ll break you to pieces and throw you to your sister. Where’s the competition?"
Miguel Thunder
OK, let’s see the 8 battle royals. Predictable: OWA, plain & simple. Looks like all the lamer ham n... egger ICWF competitors aren’t good enough.
Asian Invasion
You have all seen what I can do!!! Sentry was just a walk in the park for me!!! I don’t who will be next, but when there turn comes, oh yes, it will come!!!
Rachel Ryan
I’ve got a forecast for Crazy 8’s: PAIN. That’s right, you’ve all got to deal with the Femmes, and that means you’ve got to deal with the best wrestlers in the world, bar none. We’re collecting belts and kicking ass, and one of us is sure to put that Crazy 8’s trophy on our mantle. I don’t care who you are--ICWF or OWA--you’re hittin... the concrete! COUNT on it!!!
Battle Royal #8
Myers: Battle Royal 8 will see Davey Scott, Shogun, Sentry, Johnny Fate, ICWF Champion Masked Marauder, Vision in Violet, Angel, and ICWF Tag Team Champion Maria Mankiller. We have these comments from some of the participants.
Maria Mankiller
It sure will be a Mankiller final. No one will be able to stand up to us. The OWA bozos, Davey Scott, Shogun, Sentry, and Johnny Fate sound like the nobodies they are. They are history! Then Masked Marauder will go, he’s just a crud, Vision in violet will become a vision in blood red, and Angel will become an angel after wrestling me. She may as well reserve a seat at the pearly gate now."
Shogun
Yeah well.as everybody knows, I’m one the best wrestlers in this league when it comes to the Battle Royal just check the records. I should be able to win my first bout anyways, especially due to the fact there is lack of competition in Battle Royal #8. I mean look who’s in the ring. Davey Scott and Sentry. no problem, and that new guy Johnny Fate or should I say Johnny Farce. A! Ha! Ha! what a joke. I’ll take is pipe and I will put it up his (you know what) and make look like Larry Brown. And as for those ICWF clowns, well let’s just say I’ll throw them all out of the ring where they can kiss the cement!! Let’s face it they can’t handle the OWA. Well on to VICTORY!!!the MIGHTY SHOGUN has spoken.
Myers: The winner of each battle royal will meet in a final battle royal to determine the Crazy Eights Champion. And that about wraps it up here for me. Let’s go back to Ed and Chad for our championship match for this special card!
Ed: Pretty Boy Monty, the Family and Jetstream are in the ring. we’ve sent Elaine Bryant down to check out what’s going on.
(Elaine Bryant enters the ring to interview Jetstream as The Family enters the ring.)
Elaine: Jetstream. My my, this is quite a surprise. Is it possible that you are a Member of THE FAMILY now?
Jetstream: Elaine, you do have a knack for understatements. Simply put, YES.
Elaine: Hmmm, that is interesting. So, tell me why did you make this choice?
(Monty interjects one thing.)
Monty: Elaine, as you know we have had a few problems. I went to Jetstream and asked him if he could help us. With the talent he has I knew we needed him, and Shogun there. What more could you as for? Two great young talents.
Jetstream: Elaine, I told Monty that if I joined the FAMILY, we would need another great wrestler to join us. And the first name that came to my mind was none other than SHOGUN. He’s one of the best talents I’ve ever seen.
Shogun: Exactly and when I found out Jetstream was on board it made my decision a lot easier. This has always been a great organization, and It just got better Two fold. hahahaha
Jetstream: Femmes Fatales & Elite, SURPRISE, the FAMILY’s back and stronger than ever now that SHOGUN & the JETMAN’s on board.
{all members except Monty and Jetstream leave ringside as The Shocker’s music begins to play. he makes his way to ringside with Sir Goodwin.}
Ed: Interesting. Jetstream and Shogun. now in the Family.
North American Championship: Shocker vs. Jetstream
Ed: Here we go. lock up. whip by Jetstream. flying clothesline by Jetstream as he quickly takes the offensive in this match. Shocker jumps up and nails Jetstream with a clothesline. flying axhandle by the North American Champion.
Chad: Ya know. I saw that Shocker guy on Regis and Kathy Lee.
Ed: You watch Regis and Kathy Lee?? Heh.
Chad: I was flipping to the all-sports channel. really.
Ed: Belly to belly by Jetstream. one. kickout by the Jetman. Shocker off the ropes. he misses with a shoulderblock. Jetstream off the ropes. clotheslines. he hits off of the other side with a clothesline. Jetstream with a drop kick. no! Shocker ducks it. Shocker is on the second turnbuckle and nails Jetstream with a flying shoulderblock!
Chad: Shocker’s gonna clean this one up soon.
Ed: Shocker with a small package. reversal by Jetstream. one. two. kickout by Shocker! Jetstream with a power clothesline! He places Shocker on the turnbuckle. and DDT!!! This one could be over.
Chad: That had ta hurt!
Ed: Cover. one. two. th. no. kickout by the champion. whips by Jetstream. reversal by Shocker. double clothesline. they are both down! One. two. three. four. five. six. seven. Jetstream is to his feet. he reaches down and picks up Shocker. no. jawbreaker by Shocker. Shocker off the ropes with a flying body press. one. two. three!!
Winner of the match and still North American Champion, The Shocker.
Chad: Hey. what did I. HEY! That Monty guy is in the ring. attacking Shocker! Here comes Goodwin. but Monty nails him too, sending him out of the ring.
Ed: Jetstream is watching all this. wait. he’s grabbing Monty. and pushes him into a corner and begins to talk to him. looks like he’s getting Monty to leave. we’re out of time for this week. we’ll see you this weekend for Crazy Eights!