Shelly: And you were not even given much of a chance to win this match, in fact both Ed and Biff had predicted that Consuelo would come away the victor and retain her Championship
Executioner: Well like they say Shelly, that’s why we play the game. Or in our situation that’s why we wrestle the match, and you know Shell, I’m not a slouch either. I have held multiple belts in this federation, and that came from hard work and studying my opponents, not Predictions!
Shelly: Ok, so what’s next on the slate for The Executioner? Is there anyone you would like to wrestle next?
Executioner: Hmmmmm. I really haven’t thought past this last match. Really, I don’t care who’s next. If you remember Shelly, when I was the OWA Heavyweight Champion, I took on all comers, and accepted all challenges. In fact, I was probably the most fighting champ this federation has ever seen. I just happened to run into a buzz saw in Traci Lane.
Shelly: Yes, you and Traci had some classic matches! Any plans on going for her title in the near future?
Executioner: No not at this time, for now I’m just going to concentrate on being the North American Champion! Would I like to wrestle Traci Lane again? Hell, yes! I love a challenge and she is a great wrestler. One, in fact, I’ve yet to beat, so I would love another shot at her.
Shelly: I’m sure you will get another shot sooner or later, is there anything else you would like to comment on? What do you think of the new cruiserweight format?
Executioner: Honestly, I don’t care for the new format. In my opinion, we lost some great talent because of the weight restrictions. For one, the Giant Gustaffson, and how can you claim to be wrestling the best in the world when there is a weight limit? But for now I will just have to deal with it. One other subject I would like to bring up is the Infamous Mr. America, the human hate machine! For some reason he seems to have a small problem with me! Something about I always stick my foot in my mouth? Why does he say this? Because I said I usually don’t interfere in others matches? So Mr. Wonderful comes up with I jumped in a match that Virgo had a while back! So lets look at this! I have been in the UCP going on 2 years and I get involved in 1 match, yet when I say that I usually don’t interfere in others matches, I am sticking my foot in my mouth? America wake up! You are so busy kissing your own behind! You’re the one sticking one’s foot in one’s mouth. If your so sure of my wrestling style or so sure of what I have done in my career then at least back it up with facts, not just bullshit! It pisses me off that I’m even mentioning this your so damn arrogant that you get off anytime someone mentions your name, but you just sit back and attack peoples character and integrity with no basis or facts and I’m not gonna sit back forever and let you take free shots at me!!
Shelly: It’s not only you Executioner, Mr. America tends to get into every ones business, and he is the best at it, that’s why he is considered the heat machine of the UCP. But we are running out of time here, so any last comments or concerns...??
Executioner: Yeah! I want to wish Freddie Fever a speedy recovery, he is sorely missed and impossible to replace here, my thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family! And as before boys and girls let the challenges come in and I will accept each and every one of them, now it’s time to have some fun!
Shelly: Thanks Ex. This is Shelly Marks signing off!
Shelly: Executioner promising to take on all challengers for his Internet belt.
Elaine: Yeah, I’ll believe it when I see it. If Ex learned anything from his very brief stint as OWA champ, it was that you should pick and choose your matches.
Shelly: I’m sure Traci Lane wouldn’t agree with that statement, Elaine.
Elaine: Oh yeah? We’re talking about a woman who defends the belt, what, every Pay per View? That’s why she’s still the champ, because she doesn’t get out there and defend every week.
Shelly: Well, we have a segment coming up with the champ, as we’ll as Rachel Ryan and. Mr. America?
Elaine: Oh, great.
Rachel Ryan, Traci Lane, Jennifer & Mr. America
The scene opens up to a wrestling ring and weight equipment assorted around it. Mr. America stands near the ring apron wearing a pair of sweat pants and an old Toledo Rockets t-shirt. He’s watching a woman in the ring wrestle. Her long, blonde hair is tied back into a ponytail. She’s wearing an emerald green singlet with a black sports bra on. Her opponent is a well-muscled bald man in black tights and boots.]
Mr. America: Come on Jennifer. You keep applying those submission holds too close to the ropes!
Jennifer releases a figure-four leglock on her opponent. She brings her opponent to her feet and sets up for a double-underhook piledriver. The man straightens up and backdrops her.]
Mr. America: Be patient, Jennifer! Wear him down some!
Jennifer kips to her feet as the man advances, and she rolls him to the mat with a side headlock. America applauds and says,]
Mr. America: Good, good! Cinch it in!
Traci “The Black Widow” Lane and Rachel “The Enforcer” Ryan walk in, to stand beside America. Traci nods as Jennifer keeps the big man under control.]
Traci: She looks like a natural in there. If she can get a better sense of her location, shell be dangerous.
Mr. America: Yeah, That’s what her main problem is right now. Shell pick up ring positioning though. We all get it after a while.
Rachel: Yo, Alex. That was a good match at the pay-per-view. Guess we’re even now.
Mr. America catches it and pops the top. He takes a sip.]
Mr. America: Ah, an ice cold Colt 45!
Mr. America gives a cheese grin towards the camera.]
Mr. America: Good match? I got out with a win by the skin on my back. That was a great match. We’ll have to do it again this time, but minus a baseball bat. Rach, you and a bat aren’t a good combination in the ring when I’m your opponent.
Rachel: We’ll haveta get a rubber match in sometime.
Traci: Counter, Jen. Like I taught you.
Jen nods, then reaches back and takes the man by the back of the head. She jumps and then sits down, driving his jaw into her solid shoulder. The man bowls over, cradling his face, as Jen rolls to stand and goes after him.]
Mr. America: Excellent move! I didn’t think you could do a Cutter from that position.
Traci: It’s something Rachel and I have been working on. It happened somewhat by accident, but it works quite well.
Mr. America: I’ll say. I’ll remember that one.
Jennifer drops an elbow onto the guy and hurries back to her feet. She drops a knee across his chest.]
Mr. America: Work on one specific part of the body!
Jennifer brings the man to his feet and whips him into the ropes.]
Mr. America: Bad idea! Keep him on the mat!
Jennifer ducks a running clothesline by the man, and meets him coming off the ropes with a flying dropkick that knocks him down hard. Yanking him up, she tucks him in, and hits him with a leaping piledriver. She looks out to America and grins.]
Mr. America: Okay, now cover!
She shakes her head, and pulls the man back up. Securing his head and arms, she sticks the double-underhook piledriver, driving him into the mat face-first. Jennifer rolls him over, and hooks the leg, to gain the three-count. Slightly exhausted, she stands and has her arm raised by the ref, then slides out to stand with the group.]
Mr. America: Jennifer, while it’s good to use your finisher to finish someone off, if you can take the pin at another opportunity. Go for it.
Jennifer: True, but I prefer my version of the piledriver to finish people off. Hello Ms. Lane and Ms. Ryan. I’m happy you could make it.
Traci: Our pleasure, Jennifer. We’re impressed by your potential, and wish to cultivate it properly.
Jennifer: I understand. I would like to reach the acme of my potential as we’ll before I set out on an endeavor to reach my first title reign.
Rachel: Yeah. We wanna make you a better wrestler, too.
The three ladies giggle.]
Mr. America whips out a pocket dictionary.]
Mr. America: Ah to hell with it. I’m articulate enough without knowing all those damn big words.
The three ladies laugh.]
Mr. America: To put it simply, Jennifer. If you fail... my foot, your ass, see the connection?
Jennifer rolls her eyes as Mr. America takes another chug from his beer. Jennifer looks over at him and frowns.]
Jennifer: Beer? Why are you poisoning your body with that substance?
Mr. America takes another chug.]
Mr. America: Hey, it’s the drink of champions. I grew up on this stuff and cold pizza.
Jennifer sighs.]
Jennifer: I highly find it possible that Ms. Lane and Ms. Ryan take that stuff into their systems and are still able to maintain the level of athleticism they have.
Mr. America picks up his bag.]
Jennifer: Where are you going?
Mr. America: Somewhere I don’t have to listen to Webster every second of the day.
Jennifer crosses her arms.]
Jennifer: Where’s that?
Mr. America: It’s where I can find the triple combo That’s hard to beat.
Jennifer: What’s that?
Mr. America: Beer, women, and music.. Nuff said.
Mr. America heads out as Jennifer glows with anger. Mr. America gets out the door as Jennifer turns to Traci and Rachel.]
Jennifer: It would appear that I was wrong about him. He is still nothing but a sexist pig.
Rachel puts her arm around Jennifer.]
Rachel: Jen, believe it or not,