Fallout from Halloween Horror; Virgo defends the TV title against Ricky Hype
(A dark television screen, and a voice-over.)
VO: Welcome to the Ultimate!
(The letters UCP flash across the screen, and we see shots from Halloween Horror. We see Mr. America front suplexing Davey Scott through a table. We see The Executioner pinning Consuelo Salyards and becoming the North American Champion. And we see Traci Lane pinning Monica Brant and retaining her Cruiserweight Belt. The screen then returns to black.)
Virgo
(After a few seconds, it fades in to a shot of current TV champ, Virgo. Virgo sits in his locker room, the UCP TV Title on his shoulder. He smiles, and is talking on the phone.}
“Yes, I got it. Of course....yes, I know......So take care of them......Yes....Tell Rigor and Mortis to take it....No, I can’t. I have other obligations......yes I know....listen, I can’t talk now, but have them meet at HQ. I got something to discuss. Yes. Fine.”
{Virgo hangs up the phone, and looks at the camera.}
“I told you I would do it. Reverse Choke Slam, America? To you, maybe. But to countless others, that finishing move is known far and wide as the Face Plant. Perhaps if that’s not to your liking, you would like to feel the pain of my submission finisher, The Equalizer?”
{Virgo stands, and takes the belt in his hands}
“I said I would take the belt back, and I have. I am the two time UCP TV Champion. When I say things happen, they usually do. I said I would throw America from a roof. I did. I said I would dominate in another fed. I do. I said I would retake the TV Title. I have. So what’s next? I get America one interesting Christmas present. Sorry if it’s a little early, America, but I didn’t think you could wait.”
{Virgo chuckles, setting the belt beside the non-UCP belt.}
“What every American aspires to be. Hah. If you are what every American aspires to be, then I thank the heavens I am Canadian, where the populace don’t aspire to be a dimwitted imbecile like America. In Canada, life is made easier for everyone. We have health care. We have education. What does the USA offer? Mr. America training seminars. Not worth the paper they are printed on.”
{Virgo turns, and looks at the camera again.}
“The UCP has been in operation for a number of weeks, and the Crew have yet to say a word. Do you hate me that much? Perhaps. But if you don’t wake up, the thief can rob you blind while you sleep. And in this case, your valuables are rankings. I would love to stay and chat a while longer, but being a champion in a number of places, I do need to be elsewhere. I have a career to experience. Tata.”
{fade out as Virgo leaves the room, carrying both belts with him.}
(The screen again fades in, this time we see Elaine Bryant and Shelly Marks sitting behind the infamous UCP desk.)
Elaine: Virgo enjoying his victory at Halloween Horror over Taleis. Hello, I’m Elaine Bryant and with me, as always, is Shelly Marks.
Shelly: And, now that we aren’t sitting in some restaurant in the middle of nowhere, we’ll be able to bring you Virgo’s first title defense, as he takes on Ricky “The Show” Hype.
Elaine: But, before that, we’ve got responses from several of the UCP superstars about what went down last Halloween. Who’s up first, Shell?
Shelly: Let’s see (checks through some papers in front of her.) First, we’ll hear from. Davey Scott.
Davey Scott
On filthy streets of some downtown slums, Davey Scott stands. Davey is wearing blue jeans, white t-shirt, and boots. Davey looks in disgust around, and looks like he can smell something foul.]
Davey: Phew. Look at this mess. The garbage, the slime. Even the dirt. This hear my friends, is the American dream, that man with three brain cells he needs a walking encyclopedia name Jennifer walking by him so he doesn’t say the Civil War happen in 1963. This is what he told me I couldn’t catch the grasp of. No wonder, the slime is so slippery, it will pass through any ones fingers. Well, except those with the big buck. You talk about confidence then you talk about Virgo being lucky? Virgo may of been lucky, but face it you half-ass pea brain, one superplex and you would be crashing through that table, and you would have so many splinters, raise them and curl them, and we have a perfect example of a poodle! You got lucky, Mr. America. Luck which you will not find the next time!
Virgo, you think you are the hottest thing off the press because you got your silly little belt back, am I correct? Let see if you can hold it longer than the last time. I challenge the person who comes out of the TV Title match, this week. To a match with the same title on the line! Virgo, you think you are SO great! Come here, BOY! Show Daddy what you got and bring the belt!
Shelly: Seems like Davey’s slumming this week.
Elaine: Well, after facing someone like America, he probably wants to rinse himself off.
Shelly: That was one of the more spectacular matches at the Horror, America and Scott facing off in the final round of the Wheel of Torture tournament. After America front suplexed Scott through the table, he earned himself a shot at Traci Lane for the next Pay Per View, Deck the Halls.
Elaine: But let’s not forget, Davey was injured going into the match, and injury that’s been plaguing him for a long time. It’ll be interesting to see if Hype or Virgo accept Scott’s challenge after this week’s match.
Shelly: Speaking of challenges, and of America’s perfection, we’ve got an exclusive interview with Adam “The Enforcer” Sanchez that Elaine covered in the midst of Halloween horror. Seems like he had a few things to say about Mr. America, and several other UCP wrestlers.
Elaine: Me? I thought you did it!
Adam Sanchez
Elaine Marks finds the Enforcer sitting in his locker room after Halloween Horror]
Elaine: Enforcer, do have any comments on your match this evening with Monica Brant?
Enforcer: All I’ve got to say is that I hope this doesn’t turn into a Fatal Attraction kinda thing with her copying my uniform. I mean really, what kind of person imitates a pro-wrestler? Think about this for a second. She obviously is deluded and I think the UCP should seek some counseling for her.
Elaine: Are you ignoring the fact that regardless of her current state of mind that she beat you and could in a few minutes be the new UCP Champion?
Enforcer: Oh, I don’t worry about that. Shell never win. Because she can’t win without this.
the Enforcer reaches into a gym bag and pulls out Monica Brant’s purse]
Enforcer: I took the liberty of having a fan give it to me after the match. It seems a might heavy. Anyway, I made the mistake of thinking that the purse could beat me just by getting hit with it. It distracted me and let Brant get the jump on me. It’ll never happen again.
Enforcer: and before I forget, I have a little something to say to Mr. America.
Elaine: Did he say something about you? I wasn’t listening.
Enforcer: Mr. America, I have to give you credit. You have done what I never thought possible. You have single handedly off every wrestler in the UCP individually in a single interview. That takes skill, BUT. I seem to remember you owe me a dance in the squared circle. You managed to get yourself injured to avoid it last time, but now I don’t think you can run away. America, I don’t claim to be the enforcer OF anything. I’m just the Enforcer, plain and simple. Do believe I’m flattered that Rachel Ryan wants
my identity, but it’s not up for grabs. I have an idea. If you’re so concerned about monikers and epithets than why don’t you put yours on the line when you wrestle me? The loser has to relinquish claim to their title. If I lose, I’m just plain Adam Sanchez, if you lose, you will no longer be called America’s perfection or whatever the hell you think you are. It’s a simple wager. You must be the betting type or else you wouldn’t have tried to me off.
Enforcer: Shiva, you think you’re hot now don’t you? You beat Mariko! Woo hoo! I beat her in my first match back in the OWA. She fights like soggy bull hell. If you want a fight come to me. I’ll be more than happy to kick your any day.
Elaine: Well, that was weird.
Shelly: Seems like Adam Sanchez taking offense to Mr. America’s comments before his match on Halloween.
Elaine: Wouldn’t it be interesting to see those two go at it? Looser has to come up with a new gimmick?
Shelly: Maybe. Anyway, next we’ve got the new North American Champion, Executioner. Seems like he’s a little about the whole situation with Freddy Fever.
Elaine: hell
Executioner
(We see Shelly Marks waiting in an interview area. Off camera, we hear Executioner’s voice, apparently talking on the telephone.)
Executioner: Yeah! Yeah! I understand his condition and the Money involved! Look this man was a Friend of mine once. Whatever I can do to help him or his family out I want to do! I don’t Care how much this could cost me. Listen your just my Lawyer ok, now get your ass on the phone and tell Freddie’s family that whatever they need from me, to just call
you, and anything they want I want you to personally take care of it, Do you Understand me...?? Ok, I gotta go do an interview with Shelly Marks, so just keep me informed! Yeah I understand! Ok! Yeah bye!
Executioner hangs up the phone, looking concerned he heads over to where Shelly is sitting waiting for him]
Executioner: Hi Shelly,. Sorry about that I had some business to take care of, what’s up?!
Shelly: We’ll first of all Executioner I want to congratulate you on winning the North American belt, you had a very impressive win over Consuelo.
Executioner: Thanks Shelly,