Alice In Chains’ “Stone” plays and Cyral Kanas walks out in his leather jacket, black jeans and cowboy boots, Zenon Nikolla on his arm. He scowls at the high-rolling crowd in their finery as he walks around the ring. He sees somebody take out a cigar from his jacket and Cyral snatches it from the dude, motioning to him to pull his lighter out, and when he does, Cyral bites off the tip of the cigar with his mouth and lights it. Zenon bends over seductively, wolf whistles ensuing as she steps into the ring. Cyral slides in after her her, under the bottom rope, and asks for a microphone.
“You fuckers ready to be entertained?”
There is a smattering of applause, as Cyral Kanas paces the ring. He slides out of the ring and sees a large mafia don sitting at a table, his gold rings sparkling in the sun. Kanas scoffs at him.
“Hey fat-ass, how much you think those rings are worth?”
Three other men get up from the table and glare at Cyral. He smiles and motions them to sit down.
“Better tell your boys to put their asses back in their seats, because the only thing stopping me from snapping their necks is this barricade. Enjoy your night.”
“Now tonight, I might be fighting in the B division, the Outlaw division, but let me make something clear to you all. When they offered me a shot at competing on their first show, I told them to put me anywhere on the card and I will make an impact. The Outlaw championship ain’t nothing but a trinket--still worth more than your rings, fatass--but a trinket nonetheless. No, I’m here to fight the big fuckers, the Union guys, the guys and gals who hit harder, work harder, and bleed more to all get to the top…”
“This Means War” by Nickelback plays as Jessica Jones walks on in, sticking her hands out to keep distance between herself and the crowd. She steps in the ring with a microphone of her own. Jessica walks right up to Zenon and Cyral steps between them.
“You might want to be careful of your words, Cyral, we DID come into Fight Union together. You remember that, right? I would take over the Outlaw division, and you, the Union division. That was the plan, and still is.”
Cyral nods and smirks.
“And here I thought you were going to come out and slap me or something.”
“The thought crossed my mind, but I prefer to stick to our mission. WE are the main event players in this company. A solid front is better for us, I feel. Just try to keep up--you could have done better.”
Jessica winks at him before stepping through the ropes and leaving. Zenon is getting visibly angry with these remarks, Cy trying to calm her down before they leave as well.
Previously…
With all four competitors in the ring, the Battle Royal started out violently as Slamsly McBody tried to create a partnership with Bratton, which worked out long enough to ground both Kanas and Jones, but ended promptly when Bratton helped McBody hit some high notes with a pretty wicked low-blow.
Kanas and Jones became a united front and beat down Bratton, and while they couldn’t quite eliminate her, thanks to her ability to cling to the ropes like a monkey, they were able to team up on Slamsly McBody and managed to eliminate him. Kanas and Jones turned their attention back to Bratton, but it wouldn’t be the last time they would see McBody, as he re-entered the ring, braining both Kanas and Jones with a steel chair before finally being escorted from the ring.
Bratton found herself in the ring alone with Jones and Kanas, but was lucky in that both competitors were down. Bratton attempted to eliminate Jones, but Kanas came in with the save. In the ensuing melee, Jones was knocked off of the ring apron before re-entering the ring and found herself eliminated.
Jones didn’t leave ringside without a fight however. She attempted to eliminate Bratton from the outside, but was unsuccessful, and yet, still managed to leave with a fist full of Bratton’s hair.
It came down to Bratton and Kanas and the two fought back and forth like the gladiators everyone in the crowd expected. It was what might go down as the fight of the night; Kanas and Bratton put on one hell of a show.
Credit needs to be given to all four entrants to the Outlaw Battle Royal, but a special nod needs to be given to Bratton and Kanas, who fought their hearts out. Finally, with the help of yet another low-blow from ‘The Prankster’, Kanas was eliminated, leaving Lara Bratton the soul survivor of the match.
Winner: Lara Bratton
For the first time, the scene shifts to Nico Sutton and Brick Ramrock. They’re sitting at a desk, both dressed in their own sexy ways. Nico looks sharp and Brick would look nearly as sharp, if he only knew how to tie his tie.
Nico nods, “Quite a way to open up this inaugural episode of Violent Behavior! The ‘Royal definitely could have gone any direction, but we’ll be welcoming ‘The Prankster’ to the final match for the Outlaw Championship!”
“Jessica Jones is hot,” Brick adds.
Nico shakes his head, as he’s already exhausted from being beside Brick. “I’m sure Jessica Jones and Cyral Kanas will have some revenge down the road. I don’t think Kanas is going to let Bratton get away with that low-blow.”
Brick’s thousand-yard-stare is followed by, “I mean, you remember that scene from Fast Times? When Phoebe comes out of the pool in that red swimsuit and she’s all wet and…”
Nico interrupts, “Is this going to serve a purpose, other than sexism?”
Brick continues, “Imagine Jessica Jones in that same swim suit. Oh Em Gee. Seriously. Amazing. All eyes on Jessica Jones!”
Nico lets out a sigh. “We’re also left with the question of whether or not we’re going to see Slamsly McBody again. He put in one hell of an outing. I, for one, hope he doesn’t let this match be his last here at Fight Union. Now we’re going to send you elsewhere-- I believe we’re about to hear from Mikhail Reinhardt.”
“It’s Gorbachev. Duh,” Brick quips.
Previously…
As the show was continuing on and the crowd was gearing up for the second Outlaw Title Qualifier, the sounds of a man laughing sadistically came over the loudspeakers, followed by the sounds of a German saying.
"Du bist dran zu sterben!"
<'Your turn to die!'>
As a shotgun sound goes off, followed up by a man singing about becoming Judas as Fozzy's "Judas" comes across the PA, the fans were wondering what was going on, looking wildly around. Suddenly they saw a hint of who it was, as one third of the EIW Trios Champions, the "Killa Reinhardt" from New Zealand, Megan Reinhardt, came out first. Close behind was the woman from Toronto, Ontario, now residing in Los Angeles and playing for the LA Stars, "The Dead Evil Queen". It was Tricia Reinhardt, the second-third of the champs, who made her way out to a huge ovation as the crowd chanted “B.W.A.H.”, her nickname, meaning ‘Bitch Without A Heart’. Behind her, followed her mother from Johannesburg, known as the "Wicked Queen", now retired from the ring, but still manager of The Devil: his ex-wife Jacelyn Reinhardt. As the crowd progresses to a happier state, through a curtain-like entrance, they saw the German flag waving with a spike skull-looking devil on it. They knew who it was. He was the final third of EIW's Trios Champions that were crowned in a one night tournament last Saturday at Collision Course.
As "The Devil"