A multi-fed event featuring stars from WISE and other promotions.
JP: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Angels & Amazons! We are packed to the rafters here at the sold out Sports Center in Los Angeles! I am JP Winslow and I am joined here at ringside by my good friend Jack Spector! And we are here for two days of the most intense and diverse female wrestling action in the world!
JS: No doubt about it Winslow! And let me say this...I am stoked from top to bottom to be here! Even if it means I gotta sit beside you for two stinking days.
JP: Indeed Jack, but you and I have it easy here. We will stay up here and pass the match calling duties off to each feds broadcast team who will be at ringside.
JS: Speak for yourself Winslow. I will be at ringside without a doubt of the 30 Women’s Rumble later tonight!
JP: Indeed Jack, you have been spending sometime in Las Vegas with the VCW of late. How do you like it?
JS: Let me just say this. You ain't there, so it is heaven on Earth!
JP: Indeed, the Vegas Championship Wrestling organization will be sponsoring two matches at Angels & Amazons, not the least of which is the 30 Women Rumble for the Vacant New Wave Wrestling Women's Title later tonight! What a match that is going to be Jack Spector.
JS: Yeah the best of the best will be climbing in there for a shot at glory. Now quit yer yapping and let's get down to the first match.
JP: Indeed Jack you have a point. Let's head down for what sounds like a tremendous match from Wildcat Wrestling. Our first match of the show. Take it away Wildcat Wrestling.
Male Voice Over: Welcome to the Los Angeles Sports Arena!! Welcome to history!! A capacity crowd on hand to watch as Wildcat Wrestling crowns its first ever Championship Title in a Triple Threat Chaos Match!!
Todd: Our thanks to JP Winslow and Jack Spector. Welcome everyone! I'm Todd Barker, and, and as always, my broadcast colleague is the +Master+ of the backbreaker, the legend himself, Gator Williams! Gator, you *feel* the electricity from these fans!!
Gator: I can feel it, cause I’m PUMPED, Barker! Tonight, my gal Candi Bratton gets to put her hands around that no good Nina Miyagi AND the gold!
Todd: A lot could happen in a Triple Threat Match were the rules are, for the better part, tossed aside like day old doughnuts, Gator!
Gator: I used to love wrestling in these types of matches! Take the fight to the outside, grab a chair, and beat the living snot out of your opponent! That's the way wrestling was meant to be seen!
Todd: And, unfortunately, one of our scheduled participants will not get the chance to live it. Word reached us late last night that Samantha Triumph would not be able to attend tonight's matchup. As you know, Gator, tonight had been planned as Samantha's Wildcat debut. Unfortunately, Samantha has prior commitments to attend to before she can begin her tenure, and, Gator, this has to throw the other competitors off in some way.
Gator: Well, she hadn't wrestled a match in Wildcat yet, so it's not like Bratton and Miyagi had anything to scout with. But, hey, didn't I tell you and everyone that Triumph had a yellow streak down her back as wide as that fat lawyer on The Practice?
Todd: You did, and in response I told you that that just was not the case. Samantha Triumph is a tremendous wrestler, and I’m positive we'll see her in a Wildcat ring at some point.
Gator: Yeah, whatever, Barker. So, is this match going to be just between Miyagi and Bratton, or did President Bantock find another sacrificial lamb?
Todd: There is indeed a new entree into the match, and I believe you'll enjoy the choice.
Gator: Really, who is it? Heidi Leick?
Todd: No, it's Goblyn!
Gator: WHAT!?!?! What the hell do you mean it's Goblyn?!?!?!
Todd: What's to understand, Gator. Goblyn's volunteered to wrestle in Samantha's place.
Gator: That psycho jobber tried to maul me the last time she wrestled! President Bantock is purposely putting my life in danger by putting her into this match!
Todd: That may be! While our Ring Announcer Cory Pratt makes his way to the ring, let's take a look back at the feud that's been forged between Candi Bratton and Nina Miyagi!
Flashback: Candi Bratton vs. Nina Miyagi
Todd: NO! Miyagi _still_ can't put it away!
Gator: C'mon Candi! Quit screwin' with this girl and knock her off!
Todd: Miyagi pulling Bratton up to her feet. Oh oh! Miyagi planting Bratton's head between her legs, and I think we're going to see The Mask of Ultimate Suffering!!
Gator: I don't think so, Barker!
Todd: Waistlock pickup...NO! She can't get her up! Miyagi's back gives out, and Bratton REVERSES!! But Miyagi hangs on!! She slides down Bratton's back, and. . . . Hooks her for a sunset flip! Bratton fighting to stay up!!
Todd: Bratton fighting, and... . She grabs the Official!! Bratton was reaching out to stay up, and she grabbed the Referee's shirt!! Bratton hanging onto the Referee for all it's worth... Miyagi re... OH NO!! OH...
Todd: Bratton took out the Referee!!
Gator: Good for her!!
Todd: Bratton still up on her feet, but she's losing it... Miyagi spins her from behind... Kick to the midsection... She hooks an arm... FISHERMAN BUSTER SUPLEX!!!!
Todd: AND THE COVER!!!
Ref: .......
Gator: YES!! The Ref's out!! Miyagi won't get away with a cheap win!!
Todd: What are?
Gator: You saw it, Barker! Miyagi made Bratton hit the Ref on purpose!!
Todd: Of all the... It was an accident!
Todd: Miyagi getting up to her feet, and she walks over to the Official, who's starting to rouse. And Miyagi finally gets the Referee... CRADLE FROM BEHIND!!!!!!
Ref: .......1!
......2!
Todd: SHE's GOT THE TIGHTS!!
Ref: ......3!
Todd: NOOO!
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Cory: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match...
Cory: .."TATTLE TAIL" CANDIIIIIIII BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Todd: Bratton with a cheap victory!!
Gator: HAHAHAHA!! A win's a win, Barker! You can't be picky about how to get 'em!
Todd: Look at that!! Bratton blatantly cheated! The Referee never should have counted that!
Gator: Tough titties, Barker! What the Ref doesn't see, he can't do nothing about! He can't reverse his decision, no matter how much you and these bleeding hearts in the audience want it!
Todd: Miyagi just sitting in ring, she hasn’t moved from the spot she was pinned at. Miyagi not even showing any emotion, she's just sitting there staring into the crowd.
Todd: Wait a second! Bratton taking a chair, and now she's sliding back into the ring behind Miyagi!! OH NO!!
<*CRACK!*>
Todd: NO! Bratton attacking Miyagi from behind!! Bratton winding back up... NO! NOT AGAIN!
<*CRACK!*>
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<*Ding!*Ding!*Ding!*Ding!*Ding!*>
Todd: Miyagi is hurt... Bratton finally tosses the chair aside, and... OH NO!! CONFESSIONAL!! Oh... NO! SOME STOP HER!!
Todd (voice over): Nina Miyagi took a tremendous beating that night, however, she got her revenge on the next Prowl! Candi Bratton had been scheduled to compete in a Triple Threat Submission Match against Maggie McGuire and Sonia Mann. However, Bratton announced that she had no intention in fight in such a match! As she was leaving, Bratton was assaulted by the mysterious Lightnin! As Gator went to Bratton's aid, Nina Miyagi swooped in!
Todd: Clothesli- NO! McGuire ducks and sprints to the opposite ropes. Mann off the ropes... McGuire off the ropes... FLAME-THROWER!!! McGuire nails Mann with that flying forearm smash!!
Todd: McGuire firing away at Mann with chops to- NINA MIYAGI!!! IT'S NINA MIYAGI!!!
[“The Arcane" Nina Miyagi grabs Gator by his shirt collar and throws him to the ground! Candi looks up just in time to see Nina smash a steel chair into her face!! ]
Todd: OH NO!! Bratton getting attacked again!! Nina Miyagi nailing Bratton over the head with a steel chair!
Todd: GOOD GOD!! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE!!
Todd: Tremendous bad blood already spilled by both women! And tonight, it all boils to a head! "Tattle Tail" Candi Bratton, "The Arcane" Nina Miyagi, and Goblyn, get set to collide!
Cory: LLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS!! CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!!! Wildcat Wrestling PROUDLY welcomes you to the Los Angeles Sports Arena for the first match of Angles & Amazons!
Cory: Fans, at this time I would like to make two announcements! First, due to a scheduling conflict, Wildcat wrestler Samantha Triumph will not be able to participate in tonight's festivities...
Cory: Therefore, her place will be taken by Goblyn!
Cory: And SECONDLY, I would now like to introduce to all of you our +SPECIAL+ GUEST REFEREE!!
Gator: WHAT?!?
Cory: Please welcome DOUBLE "O" OFFICER MAAYYYY ORRRRDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Gator: Who's that woman, Barker?
Todd: That woman, Gator, happens to be one of the most respected and greatest wrestlers in this sport!
Todd: We had absolutely no prior knowledge that May Order would be here tonight. Order has been a mainstay of what is now known as WISE. Due to injuries she hasn’t been able to compete for some time, but her presence here has to raise the obvious question that comes to my mind, Gator. Is Order coming to Wildcat?
Gator: Don't ask me, Barker! I've only been calling women's matches for a month now. The only wrestler I know or care about is Candi Bratton! Everyone else is dog fodder as far as I’m concerned!