HcW Monday Night Hell 4-30-2018 (Part 7)

Posted May 1, 2018Updated Sep 15, 2026Original source
kicking people, we’re all lucky he hasn’t started running people over. I know that crazy son of a b….. And just looking at him today I know he’s got things planned so we need to keep an eye on him. Jonny, get someone to monitor his actions whiles he’s in any HcW arena. Every move, every toilet break I wanna know about it. You got me?

Jonny D: Yes boss, I’m on it... Arrgghh! Fuck! That Fall From Grace has done me in! How am I going to bang Mrs D in that luxury Premier Inn tonight?

Mr Greeney: Mr Hamilton, just stay out of his way for now so he doesn’t kick your head off again.

Mr Greeney begins to laugh as Mr Hamilton shakes his head. The camera then switches back to ringside.


HcW Pure Championship Match
Falls Count Anywhere
Snakebite (c) vs Martin "The Master" Seas

Richard Basset: This is scheduled for one fall and is a falls count anywhere match... for the HcW Pure Chaaaaamppiooonshiiipp!

The lights in the arena dim as Aversion Therapy begins to play. A spot light illuminates the entrance way and we see The Master standing with his back to us, his arms stretched out either side of him in his familiar crucifix pose. He spins around, looks out around the arena, wipes his right hand across his mouth and starts walking to the ring.

Richard Basset: Introducing first, the challenger... MMAARRTTIIIINN SEEEEEAASS

"Got a pin in heart shaped case

Stab it in my skin when I see your face

Everything that I feel has changed

I associate you with a world of pain"

The Master rolls under the bottom rope. He stands up and strikes another crucifix pose looking straight in to the cameras.

"I got elastic it's on my wrist

A bit of plastic that I can twist

It's on my sleeve where my heart still sits

I pull it back then you don’t exist"

The Master walks to the corner of the ring and sits down, his long hair covering his face.

"Take my mind away

Take my mind away

Take my mind away"

The music fades out and the lights return to normal.

Al Locker: He has a chance here to win an HcW championship after so many years!

Alan Carcia: It'll be history in the making Locker!

The lights go out, and start flickering green and purple to the beat of "Problem" by Webbie & Boosie BadAzz. As the intro of the song plays, the camera pans around the crowd. Then as soon as the hook begins, the camera focuses on the stage area, where Snakebite slowly walks out from behind the curtain, wearing his bright green fuzzy armless jacket. The crowd gets loud.

The camera focuses in on Snakebite's face, as he shows an unsettling smile on his face. He mouths "got a problem?” right before the hook ends. As soon as the first verse begins, he begins walking down the ramp, with a disgusted look on his face.

Richard Basset: And now... Introducing the HcW Pure Champion... SNAAAAAKKEEBIIIIIITEE!!

Snakebite walks up the stairs of the ring during the last two bars of the first verse, and grabs the ring post as the hook kicks back in. Snakebite looks around the crowd, before stepping onto the apron, and climbing through the ropes, as the crowd gets louder. Snakebite holds both middle fingers up to the crowd, and walks around the ring, to assure every fan gets the middle finger. Every fan happily holds their middle fingers in the air, at the same time. He then slides his jacket off, as the song fades away, and the lights return to normal.

Al Locker: I thought this guy was unstable, but after seeing Gray Zee tonight I'm not too sure

Alan Carcia: Snakebite is unstable, but Gray Zee ... he's just gone crazy Locker

Al Locker: This match is going to be crazy folks!

Alan Carcia: Snakebite is crazy on his own, and then you add Martin Seas to the mix you’re asking for it

DING! DING!

Al Locker: Snakebite defends his newly won Pure Championship against Martin Seas

Alan Carcia: Seas already failed to capture the championship from Tyke Index, can he finally claim gold here in HcW?

Snakebite smirks at Martin as they start the match off. They go to lock up but Snakebite doesn’t want that, he goes in with a knee to the gut of Martin and then kneels down and hits him in the face with an uppercut to the jaw. Martin staggers back in to the corner. Snakebite follows up by running in and stepping on to the second rope on the side and bringing his knee to the face of Martin. Snakebite pushes Martin out of the corner who lands on the floor. Snakebite holds his leg in pain from the gunshot from a few days ago

Al Locker: What a knee to the face Carcia!

Alan Carcia: The impact was heard all around the arena

Snakebite brings Martin to his feet and then lifts him up with both arms, he faces the ropes and falls back throwing Martin over his head with a fall away slam. Snakebite then goes for the cover.

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Tw-

Martin Seas kicks out!

Al Locker: Snakebite wants to finish this match off early

Alan Carcia: He’s going to need to try harder than that with Martin Seas

Snakebite gets to his feet and waits for Martin to get to his feet, Snakebite then runs in with a clotheslines taking Martin down. Snakebite mounts over him and begins to unleash a flurry of punches to the face of Martin. Snakebite then gets back to his feet and brings Martin to his. Snakebite kicks him in the guts and then lifts him up in the air for a suplex and brings him crashing down with a brain buster. Snakebite gets back to his feet and then drops a leg across the neck of Martin and then goes for another cover.

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2

Th---

Martin Seas kicks out!

Al Locker: Snakebite with a close call there!

Alan Carcia: This has been all Snakebite so far, Martin needs to get himself back in to this if he wants to win that title

Snakebite gets up and brings Martin to his feet aggressively. Martin quickly uses the momentum to bring a knee to the gut of Snakebite, followed by another and another. Martin bounces off the ropes behind him and hits Snakebite with a clothesline, the impact of it takes Martin to the floor as well.

Al Locker: Martin has finally got himself some breathing speak

Alan Carcia: Let’s see if he can capitalise on this Locker!

Martin gets up slowly, as he gets to his feet Snakebite is getting to his feet too. Martin runs at Snakebite and takes him down with a cross body. Martin gets back up and starts stomping away on Snakebite’s chest. Martin then brings Snakebite back to his feet and hits a belly-2-belly suplex on him. Martin gets up and again pulls Snakebite to his feet by his head. Martin then slams Snakebite’s head in to the top turnbuckle. His head bounces off and Snakebite turns to have his back against the turnbuckles. Martin comes running in from the opposite corner and hits a devastating splash in the corner. He steps back and Snakebite falls forward with his head resting on Martins chest. Martin steps back again and lets Snakebite fall to the floor.

Al Locker: Martin has got himself back in to this one

Alan Carcia: He needs to continue the pressure on Snakebite, he can’t let up now

Martin picks Snakebite up and throws him over the top rope straight to the outside. He slides out of the ring under the bottom rope as Snakebite is slowly getting up. Martin waits for Snakebite to get up and runs at him. Snakebite drops his head down and flips Martin Seas over his back with a back body drop on the mats outside. Snakebite turns around and is levelled in the guts with a sledgehammer from Samantha Hamilton.

Al Locker: Where the hell did she come from?

Alan Carcia: She shot him in the leg and now she's attacking him with a sledgehammer?

Samantha nails Snakebite in the head with the sledgehammer. She puts the sledgehammer down and pulls out a pair of handcuffs. She quickly applies them to both wrists of Snakebite and then starts to drag him up the ramp way by the handcuffs.

Al Locker: What the hell is she doing?

Alan Carcia: I think she's arresting him?

Martin Seas looks on confused to what is happening. Samantha takes Snakebite in the backstage area as the camera switches to a cameraman in the back. He follows Samantha as she is still dragging Snakebite. Snakebite grabs hold of a door and Samantha suddenly stops. She starts stomping away on Snakebite and then kicks him in the leg she shot him in days earlier. She then grabs him by the handcuffs again and drags him towards the car park. She has a car waiting with the boot open. She lifts Snakebite up and kicks him in the guts and then pushes him in to the car back first. He falls back, hitting his head on the boot lid and then falling in the boot. She slams the boot shut.

Al Locker: She's abducting him Carcia!

Alan Carcia: This whole situation is getting out of hand tonight!

She gets in to the car and slams her door shut before driving off quickly.

Al Locker: I'm not sure what to make of this Carcia

Alan Carcia: Snakebite has pushed her to the limit Carcia, she's finally snapped!

Al Locker: That's two people in the same damn night!

The titan Tron begins to play a video. The words "Earlier this week" appear at the bottom corner. The scene opens with Raven Trueblood and Scythe Bloodline sat at a table signing autographs and taking pictures with fans as they hold the HcW Tag Team Championships. Everything seems to be going fine until a fan with a Blake Archer mask walks towards the table.

Scythe: Is this some type of joke?

Scythe looks at Raven who shrugs and they both look at the fan.

Raven: This has nothing to do with me man!

The fan puts a picture on the table for both men to sign. It's a picture of Blake

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