HcW Monday Night Hell 1-15-2018 (Part 5)

Posted Jan 15, 2018Updated Oct 4, 2026Original source
Yeah, where you can enjoy a beer in the comfort of your own home! There is no way you’re going to beat me punk! (Jonny D goes to drop the mic but has one last thing to say)... Rolan I want you breathalysed before our match next week on Hell!!!!!! Jonny D drops the mic and walks away...

Al Locker: Huge news folks! Jonny D wants to prevent Eddie Rolan from advancing to the World Heavyweight Championship title tournament final at War Of Attrition. So he's going to face Rolan to try and stop it happening.

Alan Carcia: I am not sure that is a wise move Locker!


Camera's pan backstage...

We are backstage, and Linda Chadwick is standing by with a microphone.

Linda Chadwick: Ladies and gentlemen......Snakebite.

The camera zooms out a small bit, revealing Snakebite.

Linda Chadwick: Snakebite, tonight you will do battle with Luke Hammerbeam and....

Snakebite: Llamabean!

Linda looks confused, but continues.

Linda Chadwick: And Tyke Index.

Snakebite: Ohhh, I really like Tyke Index, yes.

Linda Chadwick: Are you prepared for this match?

Snakebite: Were you prepared for this interview?

Linda looks offended.

Snakebite: Don't be offended, baby. I'm offended....

Snakebite snatches the mic out of Linda's hand, and nudges her away.

Snakebite: I am PREPARED to become HcW World Heavyweight Champion. I am PREPARED to give Mrs. Hammerbeam a bite of this snake. I am PREPARED to figure out why Tyke Index thinks he knows so much about me, with a few chair shots to the head.

Snakebite pulls the camera in close to his face.

Snakebite: Taurus......please get well soon, buddy...

Snakebite laughs and shoves the camera back.

Snakebite: This is my show. My Hell. My HcW. And tonight is just another step closer to sanity. And.......that's just how it is.

Snakebite licks the microphone, and tosses it at the camera, making the cameraman almost fall backwards.

Camera's return to ringside...

Al Locker: It's now time for the next match folks. Tyke Index, Snakebite and Luke Hammerbeam fight it out to advance to the Final of the World Heavyweight Championship title tournament at War Of Attrition January 29th

(The crowd are super pumped for this next match)

World Heavyweight Championship Title Tournament 2nd Round
Winner Advances To Final At War Of Attrition PPV
Luke Hammerbeam vs Tyke Index vs Snakebite

Richard Basset: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match! It is an HcW World title tournament match! And the winner will advance to War Of Attrition January 29th for a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship!! First to make his way to the ring... Luuuuke Hammmmmmmerbeeeeeaammmm!!!

Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits the PA system

Hammerbeam makes his way to the ring slapping the hands of the crowd... Hammerbeam takes a moment to hug his Grandmother who has flown down to North Carolina to see her Luke take on Snakebite and Tyke Index. Luke then enters the ring and waits for his opponents...

Al Locker: Hammerbeam showed the world last week that he is World Champion material. If he overcomes this one you start to believe this Championship is going home with him at War Of Attrition. Not only that folks but his Grandmother is also here tonight to support him

Alan Carcia: No chance Locker! My money is on Snakebite! I hope for Luke's sakes that Snakebite doesn't set eyes on his Grandmother!!

Al Locker: You’re sick! You know that... sick in the head Carcia

Alan Carcia: haha mwahaha...

"Out The Cage" Marz

Out enters Snakebite

Richard Basset: Next making his way to the ring ... SnnnakkkkeeeeeeeBiiiittte!!

Snakebite gives verbal abuse to the crowd while walking down the aisle to the ring

Alan Carcia: You have to love Snakebite! He's telling these assholes in North Carolina exactly what he thinks of them!

Al Locker: I'm sure the parents of that child he just stuck his middle finger up to share your views Carcia. You twisted son of a bitch

"Box Full Of Sharp Objects" The Used hits the PA system

Al Locker: I know a lot of people will have Tyke Index down as a firm favorite for this tournament

Alan Carcia: pfftt... Your deluded Locker!

Richard Basset: Making his way to the ring...The HcW Pure Champion... Tyyykkeeee Indddexxxxx!!

Tyke makes his way to the ring first wearing the Pure title around his waist before taking it off and placing it over his right shoulder...

Luke Hammerbeam, Snakebite and Tyke Index face up to one another. Index hands the Pure Championship over to the referee who in turns hands it over to Richard Basset on the outside of the ring

The referee rings the bell!

DING!! DING!!

Al Locker: Don't leave the living room ladies and gentlemen!!

Snakebite quickly gets the match started by swinging punches at Luke Hammerbeam. Snakebite lands about three punches and then kicks Luke in the gut. Tyke Index gets involved by spinning Snakebite around and kicking him in the gut. Tyke quickly takes Snakebite up and drops him down with a snap suplex.

Al Locker: The action is under way here

Alan Carcia: Everyone’s getting involved here Al!

Luke has managed to get to his feet and he grabs Tyke and whips him in to the ropes. As Tyke comes back Luke hits him with a dropkick which takes both men down. At this point Snakebite has got to his feet and quickly stomps away at Tyke. Snakebite drops his leg over the neck of Tyke with a quick leg drop.

Al Locker: This is going to be interesting to say the least

Alan Carcia: No one has the clear advantage yet Al

Snakebite quickly turns his attention to Luke who has just managed to get to his feet. Snakebite kicks him in the guts and backs him up in to the corner. Snakebite starts kicking Luke in the guts over and over again until Luke is sat down in the corner, Snakebite continues to stomp away as the referee is trying to stop him.

Al Locker: I'm telling you Carcia, this Snakebite is more crazier than before

Alan Carcia: I love this new side of Snakebite!

Tyke is up to his feet. Snakebite turns around and sees Tyke running at him. Snakebite drops Tyke down with a drop toe hold down. Tyke falls and lands with his head hitting Luke's lower region.

Al Locker: That was an intentionally drop toe hold by Snakebite!

Alan Carcia: Someone’s grapefruits are going to be swollen after that!

Luke rolls around holding his lower regions and rolls out of the ring and kneels down to catch his breathe. Meanwhile in the ring Snakebite lifts Tyke up and puts him in the corner. He goes for a punch but Tyke catches his hand and kicks Snakebite in the guts. He moves out of the corner and puts Snakebite in the corner and gets to go to work with punches and kicks in the corner. Tyke pulls Snakebite out of the corner and lifts him up, he holds him up for a few seconds and then Snakebite comes crashing down on his back.

Al Locker: That suplex must have hurt!

Snakebite arches his back up and holds his back with one hand. Tyke Index goes for the cover.

1...

Tw-

Snakebite kicks out.

Tyke goes back to work. He drops a knee to the chest of Snakebite, once and then again. He lifts Snakebite up and applies a chinlock. Luke slides in to the ring and kicks Tyke in the back of the head. Tyke releases the hold on Snakebite who manages to roll to a corner to catch his breathe.

Alan Carcia: Al, this is one hell of a match so far!

Al Locker: You’re not wrong Carcia, not wrong at all.

Luke grabs Tyke by the head and lifts him up only to lift him up and scoop slam him hard in to the ring mat. Tyke slowly gets up and Luke grabs him and whips him into the ring ropes. Tyke comes off the ropes and dodges a clothesline. Tyke comes off the other side and hits a flying lariat on Luke. Tyke quickly gets up and lifts Luke up. He backs him up in to the corner and whips him across to the other corner. Luke’s back hits hard as he bounces forward and then rests back in the corner. Tyke comes running in with a splash in the corner.

Alan Carcia: Tyke is picking up the pace here!

Al Locker: This match could be over here soon Carcia!

Tyke moves back and then pulls Luke out of the corner and kicks him in the guts. Tyke the drops Luke with a vicious DDT and Luke ends up in the middle of the ring. Tyke goes for the cover. As Tyke goes for the cover Snakebite is up to his feet.

1...

Tw-

Snakebite kicks Tyke in the back of the head to break the cover.

Al Locker: It could have been over there if it wasn't for Snakebite!

Alan Carcia: I don't know Al, I think Luke was about to go out anyway!

Snakebite drags Tyke up to his feet and quickly drops him with a snap suplex, Snakebite rolls through the suplex and goes for the cover.

1...

Tw-

Luke Hammerbeam pushes Snakebite off Tyke. Luke quickly stomps on Tyke a few times before turning his attention to Snakebite. Luke runs to at Snakebite, who is against the ropes getting himself up. Luke knees him in the gut, not once, not twice but thrice. Luke lifts Snakebites face up and hits him across the chest with a chop and then quickly whips him across the ring. As Snakebite comes back

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