Al Locker: I wouldn't wish that on anyway, I mean Snakebite could have killed him with that car
Alan Carcia: You're right Locker, I'm just glad he isn't in a worse state. It could have been a lot worse
The cameras fade to black in to an advert for Monday Night Hell next week live from Manchester, England.
Al Locker: That's right folks, we will he airing live from Manchester, United Kingdom next Monday Night. I can't wait
Alan Carcia: I love the UK and British girls!!
Al Locker: That's typical of you Carcia... I thought you like anything with a pulse
Alan Carcia: Fuck you Locker!
Al Locker: Haha! Shoe on the other foot now Carcia! Folks, we now move on to Tyke Index vs Sammy 3.0 and this has the makings of a great match...
Cameras go backstage...
Camera falls backstage. We can see Tyke Index standing with Linda Chadwick outside his locker room.
Linda Chadwick: Tyke, tonight you take on an Android. Your thoughts?
At this moment an irate Harvey Goodfellows exits their locker room and takes the microphone off of Tyke Index.
Harvey Goodfellows: Our thoughts? You want our thoughts? Repeat your question Linda.
Linda Chadwick: Yes, tonight Tyke takes on an android. I was just wondering if you had any thoughts.
Harvey Goodfellows: Yes Linda and I have a question for you. How ridiculous was that question. I haven't seen booking this questionable since motherfucking Robo-Cop appeared from a cell 28 years ago in Dubya Cee Dubya. It is absolute lunacy but my client will deal with tonight like he has dealt with everything else this god forsaken company has thrown at him over the years.
Linda Chadwick: Will Tyke be keeping an eye on the Snakebite and Samantha Hamilton battle?
Harvey Goodfellows: Listen Linda, Snakebite is a very sick man. Tyke has watched this whole soap opera with both eyes. As you know Tyke and Samantha are best friends but it would be disrespectful to our Titaness that she would need the assistance of Tyke to see off Snakebite tonight. Sammie is all woman, she got this.
Linda Chadwick: Finally, will Tyke be keeping an eye over the main event for the HcW Heavyweight Championship tonight?
Harvey Goodfellows: Do birds fly? As you well know, we have a clause which means Tyke will have a world title shot within 90 days. That clause was written 30 days ago. That means whoever unfortunate enough to emerge with that strap tonight can consider themselves on written notice for the world championship reincarnation of Tyke Index.
Harvey Goodfellows and Tyke Index then laugh before going back in their locker room.
Al Locker: Here we go with Sammy 3.0 vs Tyke Index folks!
No DQ
Sammy 3.0 vs Tyke Index
Richard Basset: This match is scheduled for ONE FALL!!
Hologram by Vogel begins to play on the system as Sammy 3.0 walks out on to the ramp way.
Richard Basset: Introducing SAMMMYYY THREEE POOIINNT OOOOO
Sammy gets in to the ring and waits for her opponent.
Al Locker: Such a unique wrestler
Alan Carcia: It's a fucking android Locker
An aura falls over the arena as the opening guitar line to "Box Full of Sharp Objects" by the Used blasts across the PA. Strobe lights shiver across the dark lit ceiling and entrance way. Tyke Index can be seen in his full glory - black hoody over his head giving him the look of a stealth assassin.
Richard Basset: And her opponent... TYYYKKKEE IIINNNDEEEEX!
He slowly walks down to the ring as the crowd go crazy for the former World Champion. As he enters the ring he then leans back in the corner looking almost stoned and disillusioned.
Al Locker: It's going to be interesting to see how Tyke handles this match up
Alan Carcia: It's not easy to prepare to fight an android
DING! DING!
The match begins with Sammy and Tyke locking up in the center of the ring. Sammy gets the advantage and backs Tyke in to a corner. Sammy releases the lock up and quickly hits Tyke with a boot to the stomach. She then follows up with a punch to the jaw of Tyke. Sammy backs up to the other corner and comes back running in. Tyke ducks down and lifts her up over his back and over the top rope. Sammy lands on the apron on the outside of the ring and Tyke follows up with an enziguri.
Al Locker: What a counter by Tyke!
Alan Carcia: What a move Locker!
Tyke quickly gets to his feet and brings Sammy back in to the ring with a suplex from the outside, to the inside. Tyke gets to his feet and starts to stomp away on Sammy 3.0. He perches himself on the top turnbuckle sat down, waiting for Sammy to get up. As Sammy gets up and turns to face Tyke he jumps off the second turnbuckle and hits Sammy with a blockbuster. Tyke then goes for the cover.
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Sammy kicks out just before the two count!
Al Locker: Tyke is trying to finish this match quickly
Alan Carcia: I think he wants to go back to the locker room and go to coke mountain Locker
Tyke gets up and quickly goes to work on Sammy again with stomps to the mid-section. Tyke lifts her up to her feet. Tyke goes to suplex Sammy but Sammy blocks and quickly rolls up Tyke with a small package.
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Tyke Index kicks out.
Al Locker: A quick reversal from Sammy there
Alan Carcia: She caught Tyke off guard there
They both get up quickly and Sammy knocks Tyke down with a clothesline, Tyke gets back up quickly and Sammy hits him with a dropkick. Tyke again gets back up quickly. Sammy takes Tyke down with a fireman carry. Sammy then goes for another cover.
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Tyke Index kicks out again!
Al Locker: A quick flurry of moves there from Sammy
Alan Carcia: It wasn’t enough to keep Tyke down for the three count
They both get up to their feet again. Sammy goes for a clothesline and Tyke ducks, he follows up with a jumping neck breaker to Sammy. Tyke quickly gets to his feet and pulls Sammy up. He scoop slams her down to the ground and follows up with a leg drop across the neck of Sammy. Tyke then gets back to his feet and falls down back first across the stomach and chest of Sammy with a senton splash. Tyke then goes for the cover.
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Sammy kicks out!
Al Locker: That was a close call Carcia
Alan Carcia: Tyke has that crazed look in his eyes, he’s looking to finish this match off Locker
Tyke gets to his feet and stalks Sammy 3.0. Sammy gets up slowly. She turns around and Tyke kicks her in the guts, he then drops her head first with a vicious DDT. Tyke then grabs the leg of Sammy and starts kicking away at the back of the knee.
Al Locker: He’s trying to weaken the foundations here
Alan Carcia: Great strategy from Tyke here, take the legs out from under her!
Tyke then applies a figure four leg-lock on Sammy. The referee gets down and starts to ask Sammy if she wants to give up. She shakes her head. Tyke is screaming at her to give up! Sammy shakes her head and makes her way to the ring ropes. She manages to grab the ropes with her hand for the referee to break the submission hold.
Al Locker: Tyke thought he had the win there
Alan Carcia: He doesn’t look happy Locker!
Tyke gets up and starts yelling at the referee as he gets back to his feet. He quickly drops a knee to the chest of Sammy and then another. Tyke pulls Sammy up to her feet and goes for an Irish whip but Sammy stands firm. Tyke lets go and goes for a clothesline but Sammy ducks and gets behind Tyke and grabs him around the waist. Sammy hits a German suplex on Tyke who lands head first on the canvas.
Al Locker: Sammy with a vicious German suplex
Al Locker: Did you hear the thud Locker, that did NOT sound too good for Tyke
Sammy gets back to her feet and waits for Tyke to get back up. Tyke gets up and Sammy lifts him up with both arms and drops him across her knee with a back breaker. She does let go but stands up to both feet with Tyke in both arms still she walks forward and hits a fall away slam on Tyke. Sammy gets back to her feet quickly and begins walking over to Tyke. Tyke begins to stir slowly and pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. Tyke stands up with his back against the ropes and Sammy goes running in with a clothesline, Tyke ducks and lifts Sammy up over his head and to the outside. Sammy lands hard on the mats outside.
Al Locker: Tyke creating some space to catch his breathe
Alan Carcia: He holding his own against an android, not many people can say that
Sammy gets up to her feet slowly and Tyke comes flying over the top rope with a splash and takes Sammy down on the outside. Tyke lands next to Sammy and gets up to his knees next to her, he then begins to unload with punches to the face. Tyke gets up to his feet and pulls Sammy to her feet and rolls her in to the ring. Tyke gets up on to the apron and stands up. He jumps over the top rope and lands on the opposite side of Sammy and comes down with an elbow drop. Tyke gets back to his feet and waits for Sammy to get up.
Al Locker: Tyke is total control right now
Alan Carcia: He's looking to finish it off here Locker, he's calling for it!
Sammy turns around.
Al Locker: TOTAL DEFINITION!!!
Alan Carcia: With impact Locker!
Tyke quickly goes for the cover.
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DING! DING! DING!!
Richard Bassett: The winner of this match TYYYYKKKEE IIINNDEEEXX!!
The show then cuts to a commercial break.
The cameras return with Mr. Hamilton in the ring.
Mr. Hamilton is stood in the ring with a microphone and is ready to speak.
Al Locker: What is this all about?
Alan Carcia: I guess we're about to