John: "And Chaos against Andre in the ring now! Chaos charges but Andre with a boot to his ribcage, and he makes the quick tag to Kembe! Kembe enters the ring, and both Disciples now whipping Chaos into the ropes... DOUBLE FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY THE DISCIPLES!!"
(Pop!!)
Sheena: "Chaos goes down and Kembe hooks the leg..."
1 . . 2 . . John: "But he can't keep him down!"
Sheena: "And look at this! The Creatures of the Night simply standing there, faces down, motionless, and Shadoe intercepting them to prevent any interference, and so is Lehman... and Lehman and Shadoe now arguing!"
John: "And in the ring Chaos back up and Kembe grabs his neck for a DDT... no, Chaos can push him off! Both these men are huge! Over three hundred pounds, and Chaos now landing a big European Uppercut! Kembe staggering backwards and Chaos lifts him up, drops him on his knee... STOMACHBREAKER!!"
Sheena: "And Shadoe and Derek are still occupied with the Creature of the Night who simply stand there and stare, completely emotionless... and look at this! Chaos is about to pick Kembe up, Lehman dives into the ring... AND LEHMAN CLIPS CHAOS' LEG FROM BEHIND!! WHAT THE..."
(Heel pop!!)
John: "Chaos goes down, and Kembe stars surprised at Lehman... AND LEHMAN GRABS CHAOS' NECK AND DDT'S HIM TO THE MAT!! And Lehman points at Chaos! He seems to tell Kembe 'Pin him, you twit'!"
Sheena: "Where was the ref... arguing with Skaggs... and Lehman dives away from the ring as Kembe, a bit unsure about the whole situation, drops onto the motionless Chaos and hooks the leg..."
1 . . 2 . . 3!!
(The crowd starts to boo and yell as Klaus Lehman runs down the aisle. "You sold out! You sold out!" cheers start to erupt, and War is over his fallen partner!)
Davie: "Ladies and gentlemen, Hysteria have been eliminated via Pinfall!"
(Boos and yells from the crowd!)
John: "I don't get this! Hysteria bring Lehman as a backup against the Rages and he turns against them and immediately runs off... AND WAR AND CHAOS RUN DOWN THE AISLE AFTER THEM!!"
(Face pop as Hysteria are doing the chase)
Sheena: "And it's down to three teams! Regardless of the outcome one thing is sure, Hysteria won't be the tag champs after tonight! Kembe is still in the ring while Blackjack sneaks up behind him... ROLLUP CRADLE!!"
1 . . 2 . . John: "But he can't keep him down! Kickout!"
Sheena: "Three teams left, we all thought either Hysteria or the Prophets would win this but now we have to rethink completely! And the much smaller Blackjack Donovan pounding away at Kembe who seems to absorb them... and Kembe PUSHES BLACKJACK AWAY RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!"
John: "Uh, right into the corner of the Blackhearts... and O'Halleran uses the opportunity to nail his elbow between Blackjack's eyes.... AND KEMBE RUNS IN WITH THE AVALANCHE... NOOOO O! Blackjack ducks... AND KEMBE COLLIDES WITH BRIAN O'HALLERAN AND BRIAN DROPS FROM THE APRON!!"
(Big pop as Brian O'Halleran falls... right into the hapless Shadoe Rage! Both men tumble over in a heap of limbs while Billy Ray Skaggs, enraged, jumps over the top rope and pounds at Kembe!)
Sheena: "Uh, and the Blackhearts are mad at the Rages now... Billy in the ring exchanging blows with Kembe... the referee trying to pull Billy back into his corner but to no avail... and Blackjack Dovovan goes onto the top rope... AND CORKSCREW PLANCHAS BOTH KEMBE RAGE AND BILLY RAY SKAGGS OFF THEIR FEET!!"
(Big Face pop!!)
John: "And on the outside Brian O'Halleran is back up, Shadoe trying to get up behind him... AND BRIAN GRABS SHADOE'S NECK AND FALLS BACK!! Irish Wake Diamond Cutter on the outside!! Oh boy, complete chaos..."
Sheena: "BUT DEREK IMMEDIATELY CLOTHESLINES BRIAN DOWN!!"
John: "And in the ring Kembe is brawling with Blackjack Donovan now, Ace of Spades has just launched himself at Billy Ray Skaggs..."
DING! DING! DING!
John: "The bell..."
Davie: "Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has disqualified ALL THREE REMAINING TEAMS!!"
(Crowd pop!!)
Sheena: "Oh boy, all eight men are really going at it now, and there goes security!"
(Half a dozen black and white striped men are running in and are tearing the furious Shadoe off of Brian O'Halleran, and are separating the four men in the ring)
John: "And now? Who are the champs?"
Sheena: "Beats me!"
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
John: "Uh, and they are still trying to get at it... another few officials are running in and separate them... and the Creatures of the Night are silently walking away down the aisle! Fans, we have to hear from President Boedder regarding the situation of the tag titles but right now it's time for the final match of the night, the coronation of the first ever IEWA women's Television champion!!"
(Davie is back in the now-cleared ring, and the crowd starts to boo as Yori Kenyuki's music starts, Japanese war drums)
IEWA WOMEN’S TV CHAMPION: YORI KENYUKI VS. MARISSA MONET
Davie: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IEWA WOMEN'S TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!"
(Crowd pop!!)
Davie: "Introducing first, hailing from Japan... she is the only survivor of the first elimination match, here is YOOOORI KENYUUUUKI!!"
(Yori Kenyuki walks down the aisle in her light green wrestling attire ornamented with silver diamonds. She sneers at the booing fans while making her way down the aisle, then enters the ring)
John: "The fans treating Yori exactly the way she deserves after what happened earlier on."
Sheena: "Fans, we have comments from her opponent backstage! Let's go to Tako!"
(Fade in: Marissa Monet is backstage at Skydome, wiping her brow down. Shadoe Rage is tucked under her arm, beaming proudly. Marissa's face is a study of pride, confidence, and smug superiority. She jerks her chin at Tako who has a microphone)
Marissa: "Tako, you hold the mic up for me. I've got something to say to the world out there."
Tako (smiling): "Yes, Miss Monet."
Marissa (laughing scornfully): "Yeah, that's right. I like that, Tako. Ms. Monet. See, everybody in the IEWA is talking about me like I'm a rookie. They said, look at this little Coney Island girl in her shorts and jersey, she must be a pathetic rookie without a clue. Man, they just don't know Coney Island girls, do they. They just don't know what's up with us. But that's cool. That's all well and good, because when I get in there with Ms. Yori Kenyuki she's gonna see what Coney Island is all about. Brooklyn style, baby. Brooklyn style."
Tako: "You, Mr. Rage, must be very proud." (Big smile as he lifts his camera and takes a snapshot of Marissa who cops an attitude at the question)
Shadoe: "I always knew. Now, you're going to see exactly what's the deal. She's gonna be the first to bring the gold home in 1998 for the Rage clan. And we'll all be out there watching her go for the gold. Yori' you're in a foreign land on foreign turf. You're done."
Marissa: "You're gonna get Punk Dunked just like Draper did."
Shadoe: "Time to walk that aisle, angel. Time to walk that aisle."
(Back to ringside where Davie is in the ring with the mike)
Davie: "And her opponent is the only survivor from our second elimination match, she hails from Brooklyn, New York, and weighs 175 pounds... MAAAAAAARISSA MOOOOOOONET!!!"
("The Rain" by Missy Elliot plays over the PA, and Shadoe Rage leads Marissa down the aisle. Shadoe is flamboyant as ever, taunting the kids in the front row, while Marissa appears focused and stares at Yori in the ring)
Sheena: "And both women in the ring now, and this is for the gold."
Davie: "This has to be somewhat of a surprise. Yori and Marissa were two overlooked rookies but this changed overnight, and now both are squaring off for this prestigious belt!"
Sheena: "And the two big women with a lock-up... Marissa with the Armlock but Yori frees herself with a rear elbow... and Yori grabs Marissa's neck and a quick snapmare takedown... Yori tries to take the prone Marissa Monet into the sleeper but Marissa glides to the ropes and the ref with the break!"
Davie: "Marissa gets back up and Yori grabs her arm, Irish-whip... and Yori with a Standing Shoulderblock... Marissa nearly losing her balance but she remains on her feet! And Yori looks shocked..."
Sheena: "And Marissa pushes Yori away! And both women stare each other down... AND YORI WITH A SLAP RIGHT INTO MARISSA'S FACE!!"
(Heel pop!!)
Davie: "But Yori retaliates with a hard right of her own! Right into Marissa's gob, and she is staggering back, Yori immediately applying the front waistlock... AND A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Cover by Yori Kenyuki..."
1 . . 2 . . Sheena: "No, Marissa is strong enough to shake her off... AND SARAH VICTORY IS RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE!!"
(Heel pop!!)
John: "Sarah still seems to be more then mad at Yori Kenyuki for the scenes in our first match of the night... and Shadoe turns and tries to hold Sarah back! The Rages have made it clear that they want no interference in this match, and Shadoe barring the way... AND THERE'S CONCRETE BLONDE!!"
(Another strong pop as Sarah turns just to run into a big running Forearm by Concrete Blonde who appeared from the locker rooms as well)
Sheena: "In the ring Marissa just kicked out of a cover by Yori following a Powerslam but most fans are interested now by the scenes outside... Sarah struggling to get into the ring to get at Yori but Shadoe Rage stood in the way, and then Concrete Blonde, Yori's new friend, attacking Sarah from behind... AND HERE COMES SONJA!!"
(While Marissa is pounding at Yori in the middle of the ring Sonja Victory runs