1 . . 2 . . John: "No, Megumi manages to kick out!"
Sheena: "Comedy now drags Megumi down the aisle while Reika and Devil exchange Forearm Smashes on the outside! Seven women are left, and both members of SWAT now double-teaming Demoness Kimura on the outside! And Comedy THROWS MEGUMI RIGHT INTO THE LOT!!"
(Crowd pops!!)
John: "Justice tries to get back up from the ground while Angel grabs Comedy and Megumi AND HITS THEIR HEADS TOGETHER!! Comedy drops in pain but Megumi didn't even seem to realize it... AND MEGUMI NOW WITH A KICK TO ANGEL'S MIDSECTION!!"
Sheena: "Justice is getting back up, so is Comedy... and Comedy grabs Justice up for a... NO! JUSTICE COUNTERS, GRABS COMEDY'S NECK AND HITS THE M=I=R=A=N=D=A!! THAT'S HER FINISHER!! MIRANDA DDT..."
John: "Comedy is out, Justice crawls over to Comedy... but Demoness is in the way and lifts Justice up by... waistlock... UPLIFT... OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! DEMONESS P=O=W=E=R=B=O=M=B=S JUSTICE RIGHT TO THE CONCRETE!!"
Sheena: "Comedy is still out, and Megumi is choking Angel now with her wristband... and Reika has managed to overwhelm Devil on the outside! Devil is down, Reika drops the leg and covers..."
1 . . 2 . . John: "No, Devil Maruyama kicks out!"
Sheena: "What a violent match! And Demoness pulls the motionless Justice up and drags her backstage! Demoness pulls Justice behind the curtains, the camera follows her... she is going to the concession stands, I think she is planning something... security is telling the fans to step back, Demoness pulls Justice up on a table and climbs herself on the table... AND DEMONESS LIFTS JUSTICE UP... AND P=O=W=E=R=B=O=M=B=S JUSTICE THROUGH THE TABLE!! UNBELIEVABLE!!"
John: "Demoness powerbombs Justice through a table, and Demoness cockily puts her foot on Justice's sternum..."
1 . . 2 . . 3!!
Sheena: "And Justice is history... AND THERE COME COMEDY AND MEGUMI!!"
Davie: "Ladies and gentlemen, Justice has been eliminated via Pinfall!"
John: "Comedy drags Megumi backstage, while Angel is brawling with Reika and Devil Maruyama in the aisle, and Reika with hard chops to Devil's neck... AND DEMONESS COMES RUNNING IN FROM BACKSTAGE TO HELP HER PARTNER!!"
Sheena: "But Comedy and Megumi are still brawling in the stands... and Comedy grabs Megumi's head... AND BULLDOGS HER RIGHT INTO THE HOT DOGS!! But Megumi retaliates and THROWS herself at Comedy! Comedy and Megumi now brawling while security tries to keep the fans away..."
John: "And Demoness now running in to save Reika who is standing on top of the fallen Devil Maruyama..."
Sheena: "And Demoness charges and a HIGH FLYING CROSS BODY ONTO REIKA... NOOOOO! REIKA CATCHES DEMONESS IN MID AIR AND P=O=W=E=R=S=L=A=M=S DEMONESS! And Reika covers, nearly three hundred pounds on top of Demoness..."
1 . . 2 . . 3!!
John: "Ladies and gentlemen, Demoness Kimura has been eliminated via Pinfall!"
Sheena: "And it's five women left in this violent match-up... and backstage Megumi charges Comedy but Comedy sidesteps and Megumi crashes into the wall... Megumi tumbles back, and Comedy grabs the coffee machine from the table... AND WHACKS IT OVER MEGUMI'S HEAD!! Megumi goes down, Comedy, completely exhausted, drops onto Megumi..."
1 . . 2 . . Thr...
John: "NO! MEGUMI SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!!"
Sheena: "And Comedy is frustrated, Megumi is busted open... Comedy grabs Megumi's feet and locks her into... T=H=E T=R=A=G=I=C E=N=D=I=N=G!! THAT'S HER HUSBAND'S FINISHER!!"
John: "Megumi howling out, her face now completely covered in blood, and there are no ropes or nothing Megumi can reach! The ref checks and Megumi shakes her head!!"
Sheena: "Angel, Devil and Reika now on the outside! Devil is still lying on the concrete while Angel jumps onto Reika... and Reika catches her and SLAMS her to the concrete!!"
John: "And Megumi is still bleeding and can't get out of the Tragic Ending... and the ref checks Megumi again... AND MEGUMI ISN'T RESPONDING!! MEGUMI HAS PASSED OUT!! MEGUMI HAS PASSED OUT!!"
Sheena: "And the ref tells Comedy to release the hold!! Comedy releases and raises her arms!"
(Paramedics are rushing in and drag the unconscious Megumi on a stretcher while Comedy staggers back through the curtains)
Davie: "Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ruled that Megumi Urameshi is physically unable to continue this match!!"
(Crowd pop!!)
John: "And it's down to four women, one from every team... Devil is back up and AXE HANDLES REIKA from behind while Angel spots Comedy and charges... AND ANGEL CLOTHESLINES COMEDY DOWN AND ANGEL AND COMEDY ARE BACK BACKSTAGE!! Angel on top of Comedy and the two women catfighting on the hot dog and ketchup remains!!"
Sheena: "Angel pounds into Comedy... And Comedy with a ROLL-UP!! GREAT COUNTER..."
1 . . 2 . . John: "Uh, no. Kickout by Angel. But Comedy shows us again that she is a technical genius, she has held two ESWP World titles... and Comedy lifts Angel onto that table..."
Sheena: "And on the outside Reika nailing Devil with those massive Forearms... and Reika with a big boot to the head! Devil goes down, Reika covers..."
1 . . 2 . . John: "But Devil kicks out!" There are four women left in this violent match-up, Comedy from the Harliquinettes is doing battle with Angel from SWAT backstage while Reika Kusanagi from the Cruel Angels is pounding Devil Maruyama from Dream Succubus! Fans, we hope to get you an update about Megumi's condition later on tonight, as well as Jessica Starbird, Jun Shiratori, and Martial Law."
Sheena: "And Reika lifts Devil up by her arm and a High Knee Lift! Reika gets het 278 pounds in motion and charges... BUT DEVIL SIDESTEPS AND REIKA HITS THE GUARDRAIL!!"
John: "And Comedy and Angel are still brawling backstage... Comedy with a... OOOOOOH!! LOW BLOW!! Angel is hurt and Comedy lifts her up on the table... I think Comedy wants to show us a Superplex off of the table... this looks dangerous..."
Sheena: "AND COMEDY TRIES A SUPERPL... NO! Angel blocks it, and Angel frees herself with a thumb to Comedy's eye! Comedy blinded, and Angel with a front waistlock... OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!! C=O=N=C=R=E=T=E C=R=U=S=H B=E=L=L=Y T=O B=E=L=L=Y S=U=P=L=E=X OFF OT THE TABLE!! THIS IS IT, ANGEL COVERS..."
1 . . 2 . . 3!!
(Crowd pop!!)
John: "And both Harliquinettes are out! Angel showed her finisher from the top of a table!"
Davie: "Ladies and gentlemen, Comedy has been pinned and the Harliquinettes are eliminated!!"
(Another strong pop!!)
Sheena: "And Devil tries to offset her weight disadvantage against Reika... Devil with an Armbar... and Angel runs in from backstage!"
John: "Three women left, fans, and while Reika and Devil are heavy and strong they are also completely tired out now so Angel with have a chance... Angel runs in but Devil spots her and raises her leg... OUCH! ANGEL RUNS RIGHT INTO A BIGFOOT!!"
Sheena: "Angel goes down, and Devil walks ov... NO! REIKA FROM BEHIND GRABS DEVIL'S TIGHTS AND A SMALL PACKAGE!!"
1 . . 2 . . John: "But Devil kicks out! I thought this was over for DS..."
Sheena: "Devil still in the match but Reika regaining momentum... and Reika pulls Angel back up... AND NAILS HER WITH HER S=P=I=N=N=I=N=G B=A=C=K=F=I=S=T!! REIKA'S FINISHER!! Angel drops down and Reika SPLASHES ON TOP OF HER AND COVERS!!"
1 . . 2 . . 3!!
(Heel pop!!)
John: "And SWAT is gone!"
Davie: "Ladies and gentlemen, Angel has been pinned and the team of SWAT is eliminated!!"
Sheena: "And it's Reika Kusanagi and Devil Maruyama left!"
Davie: "And Reika towers over Devil who is still on the ground... Reika leaps and LEGDROPS!! Cover..."
1 . . 2 . . Sheena: "But Devil with a kickout!"
John: "And Reika with Closed Fist Punches... but Devil retaliates, and the two huge women on the ground brawling in a catf... uhm... I don't think you could call this a catfight, somehow..."
Sheena: "Reika pounding away with heavy punches, and Devil is bleeding from the side of her mouth... Reika with the advantage and... Devil is grabbing something from her thighs... Reika moves a few steps back and CHARGES DEVIL... BUT DEVIL HAS HER CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HER HAND AND SMASHES IT RIGHT AGAINST REIKA'S JAW!! And Reika drops down!!"
(Heel pop!!)
John: "And Devil on top of Reika, she hooks her leg and covers with pulled tights..."
1 . . 2 . . 3!!
DING! DING! DING!
Sheena: "And that's it! Reika couldn't get up from that one!"
Davie: "Ladies and gentlemen, Reika Kusanagi has been eliminated via pinfall... therefore, your winners... DREEEEEEEEAM SUCCUBUS!!"
Sheena: "And Dream Succubus earning themselves a shot at the tag titles!"
(Devil, still bleeding in her face and holding her ribs, raises her arm while techno music plays, and Reika staggers back down the aisle, security preventing any further actions between the two big women)
John: "I understand we have words from Dr. Eric Manoli, who has tended Jessica Starbird, Jun Shiratori, Megumi Urameshi and Martial Law. Eric, can you hear us?"
(The scene switches to backstage in the medroom, Jessica Starbird is sitting on a chair, a bandage wrapped around her bare left foot, while Megumi Urameshi lies on the examination table in the middle of the room, pale and stitches in her forehead. Megumi growls faintly at Jessica who eyes her carefully. Dr. Manoli is just checking the cut on Jun's foot and her knee while Jun sneers at him. Dr. Manoli the realizes