Wavy Crockett
What kind of friend is this guy?!
Zombie hands them off to the referee as Paul tosses Jansen back into the ring. She leans against the ropes and begins to threaten the big man before she turns around and is immediately downed with a Pilgrim/Defender by Zombie.
Jen Vallejos
Zombie is going to give this haircut to Jansen. No more running.
Zombie glances out at Paul who just gives her a thumbs up and then walks back up the ramp. Zombie then gets the scissors and sits up Jansen. She pulls up a large chunk of hair and begins to cut masses amounts of it from her head. The crowd is loving it!
Wavy Crockett
I can't believe Banter would just turn his back on Jansen.
Ray Hudson
He turned his back on her?!
As Zombie clips, she sprinkles the cuttings all over Jansen, making a big production of it.
Jen Vallejos
This is great! Disturbing, but great!
Wavy Crockett
You guys make me sick.
When Zombie gets most of the long parts of her hair done, she hands the scissors to the referee who hands her the electric clippers and then she begins to shave the rest of the hair off, all the way to the scalp.
Jen Vallejos
Oh my...
Wavy Crockett
This is a conspiracy!
When Zombie’s satisfied with her job, she hands off the clippers, letting Jansen fall back onto the mat.
Ray Hudson
I think it fits her.
Wavy Crockett
Who gave Zombie her license? Does she even have a license?
Zombie takes her championship and holds it high as the crowd pops and she starts to leave the ring. She turns and sees Jansen is still out and she stops. She glances around and then walks over and asks a fan for their beer. The fan gives it to her and she walks back over and sets it on the apron and then slides back in the ring, picking up the beer.
Jen Vallejos
What is she doing now?
Wavy Crockett
Drinking on the job! She needs to be detained and fired!
Zombie walks over and slowly begins to pour the beer onto the face of Jansen who wakes up and begins to cough and sputter.
Ray Hudson
Zombie's not the one drinking.
Wavy Crockett
She's peer pressuring Jansen to drink! That's horrible! What an asshole!
As Zombie’s music continues to play, she grins and exits the ring finally and heads up the aisle.
Jen Vallejos
Jansen Myrrh is bald.
Wavy Crockett
Yeah, get on out of here, Wendy. You asshole!
Jansen wipes at her face with her hand, but large amounts of hair stick to her hand as she looks at it confused and then remembers the match. She reaches up and touches her scalp to find nothing there and she begins to scream as she kicks and begins picking up the hair that’s around the ring and looks at the referee. She grabs him and wrestles him down to the mat and begins to pull his shirt off of his back and after stripping it off of him, she places it over her head as she rolls out of the ring and sprints up the ramp and to the back, screaming all the way.
Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder
I put up my hair. It was stupid as shit, but I wanted to get that Throwdown Championship. In the end, I lost that match and my head was shaved. Zombie was the better wrestler that night and that’s when I knew I had to start getting serious about this sport. What the Shieldmaidens didn’t know was that behind the scenes I was putting together Coven.
Narrator: Coven was a collective of individuals who were bound together with a purpose of changing the status quo in MHW. War Queen Leah, Emily Falls, Gabriel Ohio, Alastair Frost and Jansen Myrrh are the current members, but when they started there were seven. However, injuries and tragedy would whittle that number down to five.
Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder
We lost some good folk to injury, some of it self-inflicted. But I feel this is the best version of Coven yet. We wrought havoc in MHW and targeted the Shieldmaiden which led to a giant cage match at Black Magic in which we defeated them.
Narrator: The victory came at the addition of Alastair Frost to the group. It also spelled the ending of Huruka Ihari who was injured and a few weeks later, sister Muriko Ihari left as well due to family commitments.
Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder
Coven’s win at Black Magic was the best thing to happen to our group. We needed to make that statement. Coven is winning titles. But there was one more statement that needed to be made and we made it as Black Magic went off the air. I needed Robert Mack to know that Jansen Myrrh was done waiting for her turn. Coven put down Skrabz.
Narrator: At the end of Black Magic, Jansen and Coven surrounded Skrabz and beat him down.
Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder
I knew my time was coming. A few days after Black Magic, the MHW twitter account tweeted out a graphic for the next PPV and what’s it called? Myrrhder She Wrote. Who’s on the cover? Jansen Myrrh. It could only mean one thing. I’m the one getting the next shot and that was confirmed a couple weeks later. But I didn’t wait for that. It was time to get serious. I contacted the fine folks at Squires Academy and they directed me to Beach Squires in Miami. Next thing you know, I’m on the cover of MHW Magazine asking if I’m the hardest working wrestler in MHW. That would be a fact.
Producer: Let’s talk about Skrabz.
Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder
What’s there to say about Skrabz? That dude brings it. Every time. Look, he hasn’t been the Champion for six hundred days for nothing. The best have tried. Each and every time he’s put them down. No shit. I heard Tyke Index talking about laying down for Skrabz and that’s complete utter bullshit. The last time Index laid down for something it was a bag of coke. So, I’m not going to take away any of that from Skrabz. He’s deserved every accolade he’s received as champ. But this may be my last chance.
Producer: Why do you say that?
Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder
Just heard word that MHW is closing its doors. This may be my last chance to become the champ before that happens. Not only do I have a legacy I need to fulfill. But to go out as Ultimate Champ when the place shuts its doors, no one will ever be able to take that away from me. I will forever be the Ultimate Champ, unless Rob decided to bring it back one day, but that doesn’t seem likely this time.
Producer: We’ve been following you around for weeks. We have seen the
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