Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first... weighing in at 121 pounds..... from Hollywood, California....... "Woke Warrior" Dana Ellis!!!
Dana Ellis holds up her arms for people to admire her superior feminism. She struts down to the ring, making sure to admonish any male fan who would doubt her ability in the ring ...or objectify her. Miss Ellis to you enters the ringside area, looks at a young female fan, kneels over and lets her know that she can be anything she wants. She then turns a young male fan tells him that he was born to be a predator.
Wavy Crockett
I don't know why we keep bragging about how she defeated Reaper. She didn't defeat him. She merely survived him.
Ray Hudson
The record book has her down as the winner.
Wavy Crockett
Well...
Ray Hudson
Well nonetheless, Dana Ellis has been bragging about that victory all over Twitter, while AMV has been debunking it. Dana has been rallying for a second match with the Reaper, and AMV doesn't feel like she's worthy enough.
Dana Ellis turns back to the ring, climbs up the steel steps before entering between the middle and top rope. A few men whistle at her as she rolls her eyes and looks completely annoyed. Dana holds her arms out in the middle of the ring as the fans, both men and women alike, boo her arrogance.
Wavy Crockett
I don't know why she would want another match with Reaper. She's only made him want to hurt her even more with all her tweets.
Ray Hudson
Well Reaper doesn't have a Twitter, so unless AMV is telling him something, he probably doesn't even know.
Wavy Crockett
True. And I doubt AMV cares to tell him anything about that.
The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron, as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest and four women in matching kuttes, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, Becca "Bruiser" Maguire, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife "Banshee" Maguire, walk out seemingly leading the way for their fifth sister.
Ray Hudson
Either way, that victory catapulted Dana Ellis into this headline match. To be facing Bullet in your second match in MHW is a big deal.
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war.
Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent... weighing in at 135 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in. She raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Alex "Bullet" Carbajal
vs
"Woke Warrior" Dana Ellis
As soon as the bell sounds, Bullet runs at Dana Ellis with a knee strike that connects in the most perfect way, sending the Woke Warrior crashing awkwardly on the back of her neck, basically folding in half. The fans let out an "ooooooo".
Bullet looks down at Ellis, with her eyebrow raised as she realizes she may have just knocked the Woke Warrior completely out.
Bullet looks out at the crowd and shrugs, before dropping down and hooking the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Bullet
Match Length: 00:18
Wavy Crockett
What the hell....?
Ray Hudson
Wow...
"God Is A Bullet" by Concrete Blonde begins playing throughout the arena, as the fans pop, while many look somewhat shocked and confused.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match... Alex "Bullet" Carbajal!!!
Bullet celebrates in the ring with her fellow Shieldmaidens.
Wavy Crockett
What the hell...?
Ray Hudson
Dont fuck with the Bullet.
Wavy Crockett
What the hell...?
Ray Hudson
Just like that, Alex Carbajal shut Dana Ellis up.
Wavy Crockett
What the hell...?
Ray Hudson
The fans are loving it. But you can definitely tell some are shocked. Dana Ellis stood toe to toe with the Reaper about a month ago. Tonight, Bullet wasted no time. Bullet reminded everyone why she is one of the faces on Mount Mile High. AND she shut Dana Ellis up.
Wavy Crockett
What... the..... hell...?
“Centuries” by Fall Out Boy plays as “Pretty” Ricky Stanton walks down to the ring.
Wavy Crockett
Well here comes this goon.
Ray Hudson
He is still running the corporate show!
Wavy Crockett
I hope Rob books him against me after he signs this contract.
Ray Hudson
Well before 2019 ended, Ricky was handed humble pie by his cohort, the Chief Operations Officer of SE; Richard Osiris. He notified Ricky about a vote and during the 27th Episode of Throwdown it went down like this:
-----------FLASHBACK
"Tha God" Richard Osiris
.....They will.... ON DECEMBER 31st, New Years Eve, the MHW Universe and the world will vote if you either serve THREE MONTHS AS A MHW WRESTLER OR RETURN STRICTLY TO YOUR DUTIES AS A NETWORK CEO...NO MORE INTERFERENCE.
"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
NO! If I win I also get absolute control of the board at SE and you don’t govern me EVER. I AM SE. My parents built that company!!
"Tha God" Richard Osiris
Ok... fair enough.. but you don’t have that many friends Pretty Boy.... DECEMBER 31st, Stanton, a vote WILL BE HAD....
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Wavy Crockett
Obviously the fans voted to see this clown have to wrestle every week.
"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
I’m here...to first of all, welcome you all to another year of Mile High Wrestling!!!!
Crowd boos.
"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
And as your Network Administrator, I can assure you that MHW will keep doing thier very best for you so that IT MAKES ME MONEY...CAUSE IT’S ABOUT MMMEEEEEEE!!!!