EPISODE TEN
Sunday, December 1, 2019
Central High School Football Stadium
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
LIVE only on The SE Network
Mile High AMMO opens up with cameras focused on Katrina Mack and "Mr. AMMO" Chris Mosh talking outside in front of the gorilla position.
Katrina Mack
Rob let him go. The match isn't going to happen, Chris.
Just then, without acknowledging the two, Robert Mack comes walking right past them, with a hoodie over his head.
Katrina Mack
Rob...Rob!
Robert stops, and turns to look at Katrina.
Katrina Mack
Where are you going?
Robert Mack
To the ring.
Katrina Mack
For what?
Robert Mack
I got some shit to get off my chest.
Katrina Mack
If its about...
Robert Mack
It is.
Robert immediately turns his head and continues his way.
Katrina Mack
Wait! Can we at least talk about it before you go out there? Please?
Robert stops again and looks to be thinking. He slowly turns around and nods, looking annoyed.
Katrina Mack
Thank you...
RINGSIDE
Jen Vallejos
Welcome everyone to the tenth Episode of Mile High AMMO! I am Jen Vallejos, joined as always by RJ Smith. And what a fun show we have for you tonight.
The camera pans around the football stadium.
RJ Smith
Yeah, and it looked like Robert Mack was about to head out to address Rick.
"Kings and Queens" by 30 Seconds to Mars blasts through the speakers. We see the shrewd Agent Gostaple appear from behind the curtain, he stands at the side of the ramp before pointing sideways like those dastardly cats in the NwO used to and as he does, out steps his client ‘Main Starr’ Ace Starr.
Jen Vallejos
Well, Ace Starr is here in MHW, he calls himself the ‘Main Starr’.
RJ Smith
Yeah, and he has caused quite a stir on social media since arriving.
Jen Vallejos
Shieldmaidens, Coven, Tyke Index, Reaper, you name them and he has pissed them off.
RJ Smith
Ace Starr, not on the Christmas card list of many in Mile High since arriving here a mere three days ago.
Agent Gostaple enters the ring and begins to clap as Ace slides onto the apron and below the bottom rope. Ace peers over the crowd before standing on the middle rope, Gostaple takes a microphone from Augustina Saiz.
Agent Gostaple
There were no stars in this town…
Crowd starts to jeer the pair profusely as Gostaple hands the mic to Ace Starr who is still on the middle rope, after a brief pause milking the boos; Starr speaks.
"Main Starr" Ace Starr
Until…I…
Ace pauses with a huge smirk on his face before continuing.
"Main Starr" Ace Starr
Arrived!
Crowd start a huge “You Suck” chant aimed at Starr and Gostaple, who lap it up. Starr hands the mic back to Gostaple.
Agent Gostaple
It’s been three days, ten hours and a handful of minutes since the next Main Starr arrived here in Maaaai Haaaai Wrasslin and in that time, we’ve upset a bunch of depressed goths, we’ve upset a bunch of depraved lesbians and we’ve upset a few hasbeens. Boo fuckin’ hoo, cry me a river!
Crowd start to jeer loudly.
Agent Gostaple
We didn’t come here to make friends, we came here for one reason, to become rich and become rich quick.
Jen Vallejos
Agent Gostaple and his client Ace Starr need to learn a little bit of humility around here!
RJ Smith
The crowd sure isn't impressed.
Agent Gostaple
For over a month now, we have seeked talks with Robert Mack, our voices fell on deaf ears, so we decided to speak with someone a little higher up when it came to negotiating our contract…
Jen Vallejos
What is Agent Gostaple getting at here?
Agent Gostaple
See in Los Angeles, Hollywood specifically, those who settle for second best drift to the bottom of the sea and this standing before you ladies and gentleman is not second best, he does not drift, he does not wither, he doesn’t even float, he just…
Agent Gostaple pauses as the crowd begin to jeer again.
Agent Gostaple
Succeeds, unlike any of you will ever do!
Crowd starts a “Fuck off” chant…
Jen Vallejos
Oh, get out of here.
RJ Smith
Can someone book these guys a cab already?
Agent Gostaple
For our estimation, there was only one other person in this entire shambles of a company who wants to succeed, his name? “Pretty”…Ricky…Stanton!
RJ Smith
Fast tracking yourself to nowhere by name dropping that fool, pal.
Crowd start a “Stanton Sucks” chant.
Agent Gostaple
So we decided to speak to the CEO of Stanton Enterprise, we told Ricky our concerns and more importantly our needs. Unlike Rob, Ricky listened and now we are pleased to announce that we are exclusively contracted to Stanton Enterprise and NOT Maaai Haaai Wrasslin.
Jen Vallejos
So Ace represents SE Network and not MHW? How the hell does that work?
Agent Gostaple
You don’t need to worry your pretty little ears about how that works, all you need to know is that my client? He gets paid more than you, you, you and you.
Gostaple is pointing at individuals around the arena while Ace Starr smirks in the arena; the jeers are almost nuclear at this point.
Agent Gostaple
Hey, don’t be angry at us, be angry at yourselves for being living failures and looking up to monstrosities like the Shieldmaidens, like the Coven, like Skrabz, like Tyke Index, like…
"Centuries" by Fallout Boy blasts over the speakers as “Pretty” Ricky Stanton comes out to the ramp. Everyone is booing very, very loud as Ricky makes his way down ringside.
RJ Smith
Well, then there’s this guy. Gosh, I just hate him!
Ricky gets into the ring with Ace and company and looks out at the crowd and smirks.
"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
THAT’S ENOUGH!!! I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU ANIMALS!!! YOU’RE MAD!!!