Ray Hudson
But that is an IF, folks. Lance Mikes is a former HcW World Heavyweight Champion. He is currently 2-1 here in MHW. And his only loss was due to a disqualification.
Wavy Crockett
A disqualification because he was scared Chris Mosh was going to beat him clean.
Lance stands in his corner with his fingers from both hands interlocked. He begins twisting his wrists to loosen the joints as he awaits the bell.
Jen Vallejos
I'm going to mad if he loses the match, because I still want to see Skrabz kick his ass.
Wavy Crockett
He probably wants out of his contract for that reason, Jen. He made a big mistake when he went after the big dawg.
Ray Hudson
Why's that? He's a former HcW World Heavyweight Champion. Maybe he was gunning for the MHW Ultimate Championship.
Jen Vallejos
Two different levels, Ray. Those two belts are not the same.
Ray Hudson
Taurus, The Highlander, and even Tyke Index have held the HcW World Heavyweight Championship. What do you mean?
Wavy Crockett
Shut the fuck up about HcW already.
"Problem" by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena.
Jen Vallejos
Azurine Vebbins needs this win just like Lance Mikes needs this win. But the question is; is she mentally focused?
"The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron.
Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent... weighing in at 115 pounds..... residing in Malibu, California....... "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins!!!
Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring.
Ray Hudson
Azurine Vebbins I'm sure has a lot on her mind with all the eerie things that have been happening to her lately.
Azurine keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron and climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes. Upon entering the ring, she dutifully awaits referee instruction.
Match Official: John Paul Vigil
No Disqualification Match
Azurine Vebbins
vs
Lance Mikes
Lance Mikes immediately goes for his Full Stop, and Azurine ducks causing his leg to go over her shoulder. She lifts him off his feet, and he brings his other leg over her other shoulder.
The fans are cheering as Azurine powerbombs Lance Mikes down to the ring mat with force.
Azurine quickly hooks Lance into her Inverted Juji Gatame!!
Lance yells for the ref to get Azurine off of him, and then she applies more pressure causing Lance Mikes to tap out quickly!!!
WINNER:
Azurine Vebbins
Match Length: 00:14
Wavy Crockett
Well damn...
“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox blasts out of the PA system as the referee raises Azurine Vebbins’ arm in victory.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match... Azurine Vebbins!!!
Lance Mikes rolls out of the ring, shaking his head while holding his arm in pain, as he makes his way up the ramp to the back.
Ray Hudson
What a match and what a victory for Azurine Vebbins here tonight at Black Magic! I'm getting word that the match lasted fourteen seconds. Azurine Vebbins defeated her opponent in fourteen seconds...
Jen Vallejos
There was speculation on whether Azurine’s head was in the game tonight with everything that has been going on with her lately, but she managed to put that in the back of her mind and secured the win. And quick!
As Vebbins goes to leave the ring, suddenly the lights begin to flicker and “Problem” begins to skip and cut off until nothing but static can be heard, much to the confusion of Azurine, the official, the commentators and the fans.
Ray Hudson
Are we having technical difficulties? What’s going on?
Jen Vallejos
Can everyone still hear us?
Wavy Crockett
Chill out. Y'all know this prolly got something to do with that scary shit following Azurine around!
The lights then cut off completely and the sound of static cuts off before the titantron flickers to life.
Jen Vallejos
Maybe that's what it is. But we dont know for sure...
The lights come back on as the creepy doll remains on the titantron as Vebbins is staring at it, however the fans are going nuts to get her attention as standing behind her with her head cocked to one side, is a brunette woman wearing a mask.
Ray Hudson
Who the hell is that?! Is she the one who has been messing with Azurine lately?!
Jen Vallejos
Judging from what we saw on the titantron, I believe her name is Dolores… and since that creepy ass doll is still on the tron staring at Azurine, my guess is that she is the one who has been messing with her.
Azurine slowly turns around and finally comes face to face with Dolores, who hasn’t moved an inch, as she just stares back at The Adorkable Angel.
Ray Hudson
This Dolores woman is creepy!
Wavy Crockett
No shit.
Vebbins then charges towards Dolores, but suddenly stops in her tracks as Dolores raises her left palm, signalling for her to stop. Now lifting her right hand, Dolores clicks her fingers and the lights go off for a second time.
Jen Vallejos
Now what?!
Wavy Crockett
Who knows…
After a few moments, the lights come back on again and standing where Azurine used to be is another doll that has a very strong resemblance to Vebbins herself.
Wavy Crockett
Oh shit! Did… did Dolores just turn Azurine into a fucking doll?!
Jen Vallejos
This is weird…
Dolores walks up to the doll and picks it up, turning to face the hard camera, she stares dead into it as the doll on the titantron begins to laugh maniacally.
Ray Hudson
I have never seen anything like this in my life...
Lifting her right hand up again, Dolores clicks her fingers a second time and for the third time, the lights shut off, only to come back on moments later to find Dolores, the Vebbins doll and the doll on the titantron gone, the only thing that remains is a single black withered rose in the center of the ring as we cut to commercials.