"Centuries" by Fall Out Boy hits the speakers and “Pretty” Ricky Stanton comes out to the ring in a ref’s shirt with some Cop shades on.
Ray Hudson
Well here comes Mr. Stanton; our Special Guest Referee for this red hot Tag Team Main Event.
Wavy Crockett
Why the hell is he wearing sunglasses inside?
Everyone’s booing as the Pretty Boy heads down the ramp. He walks into the ring and takes the mic from the announcer.
"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
HOW ABOUT YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP! The fact the Pretty Boy is calling this match JUST...BOOSTED...RATINGS.
The crowd boos.
"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
WHAT?? STILL LOOKING FOR YOUR WILD DOG??? HE’S DONE! HE DOES WHAT WILD DOGS DO - THEY RUN AWAY! Let’s get this thing started!!!!
Stanton chucks the mic out the ring and sits in the corner.
Ray Hudson
Maybe after the show you can give Mr. Stanton some fashion advice.
Wavy Crockett
Naw, I'm good. Besides, we wouldn't be able to hang out backstage. His head is too big for us to both fit in one room.
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When I look out my window,
many sights to see.
And when I look in my window,
so many different people to be.
That its strange.
So strange.
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The fans are a bit confused at first at Amy Montgomery’s version of “Season of the Witch”, but as the Coven logo appears on the screen, they begin to boo.
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You got to pick up every stitch.
Must be the season of the witch
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Jansen's name comes across the screen as her music continues to play.
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When I look over my shoulder,
what do you think I see?
Summer kept lookin over his shoulder at me.
And hes strange,
sure is strange.
You got to pick up every stitch, yeah.
Beatnicks are out to make it rich.
Must be the season of the witch,
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A masked Jansen Myrrh finally steps out of the shadows as she carries her pool cue stick with her. She glances from one side of the arena to the next and then just shakes her head in disgust as behind her, Maho appears standing stoicly.
Meozha Zhanae
The following match is your Tag Team Main Event for the night, and is for one fall!!! Making her way to the ring first... weighing in at 171 pounds..... from Augusta, Georgia....... she is being accompanied to the ring by Maho... Jansen Myrrh!!!
Jansen and Maho finally stride down towards the ring. Jansen’s dressed to wrestle with the addition of a leather jacket. She steps up into the ring and hands off her cue stick to Maho before she moves from one side of the ring to the next and just shakes her head as she removes her jacket and tosses it out of the ring and walks to her corner.
Ray Hudson
I guess Jansen Myrrh got her some new theme music.
Wavy Crockett
If you were a wrestler, what would your theme music be?
Ray Hudson
I never really thought about it before.
Wavy Crockett
Probably something a douchebag would come out to. Like "Centuries" by Fall Out Boy or something.
Ray Hudson
You would never say that to Mr. Stanton's face.
The opening saxophone of 'Jubel' begins to play over the PA and as it speeds up, eventually it hits a crescendo into a drop.
"Save me"
Tyke Index appears from behind the curtain with a hood over his head just as the chorus rolls. There is rapturous jeers from the crowd as Tyke poses at the bottom of the ring steps before entering the ring.
Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent... weighing in at 200 pounds..... residing in Brooklyn, New York....... Tyke Index!!!
"5..4..3..2..1.."
The lights go off and when they come back on Tyke is sitting in his corner with very little exchange between himself and his tag team partner, Jansen Myrrh.
Wavy Crockett
So who you got for this match, Ray?
Ray Hudson
Well according to Twitter exchanges, these two aren't going to be able to co-exist.
Wavy Crockett
I think that lack of chemistry is going to help. My money's on Jansen and Tyke.
Ray Hudson
Well that's not a safe bet at all.
Wavy Crockett
I like to live on the edge.
The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.
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“If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off, so stepped on
You're not the only one
Refusing to back down
You're not the only one
So get up”
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Shieldmaidens’ President, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, steps out first, to her immediate right stands her fellow group member, Becca "Bruiser" Maguire, to her left, Aoife "Banshee" Maguire. Stepping out, Katrina “Knox” Knox on the far left. Slipping in to the right is Wendy "Zombie" Stevens. With all four in place, Bullet nods and they stare the ring down like it owes them all money.
Meozha Zhanae
And their opponent... weighing in at a combined weight of 292 pounds..... from New Orleans, Louisiana....... The Shieldmaidens!!!
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“Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot”
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As the chorus rages over the speakers, Bullet leads her group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bruiser going around the right while Knox and Banshee go to the left. Zombie follows Bruiser and then keeps going so as to give the ring one ‘Maiden on all four sides.
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“If you feel so filthy
So dirty, so fucked up
If you feel so walked on
So painful, so pissed off
You're not the only one
Refusing to go down
You're not the only one
So get up”
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They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.
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“Let's start a riot, a riot