The fans shockingly start up a "Take The Shirt Off" chant, followed by four claps after each chant. Azurine Vebbins awkwardly rolls out of the ring and starts heading up the ramp.
Wavy Crockett
What the hell match did you just watch, Ray? Azurine defeated Mosh in less than three minutes.
Ray Hudson
Well.... that chant is a little childish...
Wavy Crockett
Shit....I'm tryna see that too.
Ray Hudson
Eh..
Wavy Crockett
Ahahahaha! You're really mad at her, Ray.
Ray Hudson
Whatever....
We can see Tyke Index pouring himself a glass of water from the water cooler in the foyer, Aloysius Marcus Vance IV appears from the side.
Tyke Index excitedly turns to face the fourth generation lawyer
Ray Hudson
Tyke Index must be delighted to see Aloysius Marcus Vance IV after he was acquitted of all assault charges, thanks hugely in part to the role of AMV IV.
Wavy Crockett
I wonder if AMV was OJ’s lawyer as well!
Tyke and AMV4 are deep in conversation, they both stand well clear of the microphones so as not a peep can be heard. Tyke is using his body language to express some sort of height.
Wavy Crockett
Is Tyke telling Vance the height of his curtains?
Ray Hudson
I believe Tyke may be referring to the New Nightmare Reaper, the absolute monster who has been running blood shed in Mile High recently.
Tyke and AMV4 laugh before walking down the foyer still deep in conversation.
Ray Hudson
Tyke is no idiot, he knows the odds are against him tonight in this Fatal Four Way featuring members of both the Shieldmaidens and the Coven.
Wavy Crockett
If there is one way of leveling the odds, it’s by assigning the assistance of an absolute giant who knows no remorse.
Ray Hudson
We know that Tyke Index is desperate to avenge his loss to Skrabz at Mile High Spectacular 2.
Wavy Crockett
What do you mean avenge? Tyke thinks he won the god damn match!
AMV4 puts on a thoughtful look, stroking his freshly-shaven chin before nodding and saying something back to Tyke... something that has the denizen of Coke Mountain looking... relieved? It is hard to say due to the camera angle. Afterward, the two men shake hands and Tyke struts off while AMV4 moves over to another of the tables and makes a cup of coffee.
Wavy Crockett
So what was that really about? AMV4 don't seem like the type to associate much with someone if there isn't something in it for him or Reaper!
Ray Hudson
Maybe Tyke is putting him on retainer? Coke Mountain is unlikely to behave much better after that acquittal... and if Vance can get him out of that... why not keep the guy around just in case?
Wavy Crockett
Tyke Index not having to worry about consequences... holy hell.
After loading his cup with lots of cream and sugar, AMV4 takes a satisfying sip, soaking in the looks that some of the others backstage give him before moving off in the direction he originally came from.
Ray Hudson
Well it's time for a very interesting match-up.
Wavy Crockett
I think Skrabz is about to meet his kryptonite.
Ray Hudson
It'll be interesting to see Space Lord continue on what looks to be a single run here in MHW.
Wavy Crockett
And he lost to Jansen Myrrh last Sunday.
Ray Hudson
Barely.
Wavy Crockett
Man, he lost. But no disrespect because Space Lord is too cool.
Ray Hudson
He's out of this world, isn't he?
Wavy Crockett
Man...you stupid..
Ray Hudson
In any event, this match was originally scheduled to be 'Skrabz vs Lance Mikes', but it seems as if we will be holding off on that match, as Mikes is dealing with a lingering injury.
Wavy Crockett
Is that what you call it? I call it "being scared". That man talked all that shit, and when 'Skrabz vs Lance Mikes' was booked, he pops up with a doctor's note.
"Space Lord" by Monster Magnet begins playing throughout the arena as Space lord comes storming out with "Thundering" Terry Marshall and "Cosmic Cowboy" Andy Wylde in tow.
Ray Hudson
Well, I'm not too sure that's how it played out, Wavy. But nonetheless, Skrabz has a new opponent for tonight. And here he is!
Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring first... weighing in at 285 pounds..... from the Black Eye Galaxy....... he's being accompanied to the ring by Sports Entertainment Xpress... Space Lord!!!
Space Lord jumps into the ring and power walks around, fist pumping, while the other two SEX members stay ringside.
Wavy Crockett
Check em out, Ray.
Ray Hudson
Seeing these guys makes me just wanna go have SEX.
Wavy Crockett
Man......that has got to be the gayest thing you've ever said....
Ray Hudson
I mean...no......I.......and what if I was gay? I mean I'm not.....but there's nothing wrong with being gay. You just...
Wavy Crockett
Shhhhhh. Just stop, brother.... or sister...... I dont even know...
Tempa T's "Next Hype" starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying "Are you dizzy blud?". The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.
♫♫♫
"What kind of things that you have
When I find out don't expect me to stop
I'll come for the P's that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don't wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I'll clear out your house on the spot"
♫♫♫
Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out, holding the MHW Ultimate Championship strap in his right hand.
♫♫♫
"CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids' toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won't get none of your CD's back"
♫♫♫
Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent... weighing in at 235 pounds..... from London, England....... he is the MHW Ultimate Champion...