Yes, I would.
Lord Lopez
At this time, Robert Mack could you please stand and state your position.
Robert Mack
My name is Robert Mack and I am the CEO and president of Mile High Wrestling.
Lord Lopez
Can you state whether Mile High Wrestling has a wellness policy?
Robert Mack
Yes we do and we not only offer but encourage all our employees to sign up to this policy.
Lord Lopez
Has Ms. Vallejos signed up to this wellness policy?
Robert Mack
Yes, yes she has.
Lord Lopez
Do you feel that you have a duty of care to all your employees?
Robert Mack
Yes, yes I do.
Lord Lopez
Does that extend to the mental health of your employees?
Robert Mack
Yes, yes it does.
Lord Lopez
With that in mind do you think Tyke Index was mentally stable to attend work on August 31st?
Robert Mack looks over at Tyke Index who is smirking back.
Robert Mack
I mean, I know it sounds like he wasn't but I mean...
Lord Lopez
Would you agree that steps should have been taken to avoid Mr. Index being in the workplace and a danger to others?
Robert Mack pauses as he looks annoyed before continuing.
Robert Mack
Perhaps.
Lord Lopez
You can sit down now Robert Mack.
Robert Mack sits down, shaking his head, ashamed.
Lord Lopez
Mr. Mikes please stand up.
Lance Mikes stands up and takes the oath.
Lord Lopez
Please state your relationship to Mr. Index.
Lance Mikes
I am a childhood friend of Mr. Index.
Lord Lopez
What is your relationship with Mr. Mack?
Lance Mikes
It was more his wife I had relations with.
Robert Mack looks raging before Lord Lopez interjects.
Lord Lopez
That language and manner is wholly inappropriate, may I remind you Mr. Mikes that any further indication of frankly childish behaviour will result in you being banished from the court with further action contemplated, do you understand?
Lance Mikes
Yes.
Lord Lopez
On the morning of August 31st you claim that yourself and Mr. Index were riding quad bikes, is this true?
Lance Mikes
Yes, we like bikes.
Lord Lopez
What did you notice about Mr. Index' mood that morning?
Lance Mikes
Tyke was fine, although wary that in his work place there was a conspiracy brewing.
Lord Lopez
A conspiracy?
Lance Mikes
Yes.
Lord Lopez
Elaborate?
Lance Mikes
My friend Mr. Index caught wind of a plan to bereft him of his well earned Mile High Ultimate Championship match.
Lord Lopez
Are you claiming he was the victim of fraudulent activity?
Lance Mikes
Yes, Tyke Index was robbed of his opportunity.
Lord Lopez
Mr Mack, would you dispute this?
Robert Mack
Yes I would, Tyke Index received a fair opportunity like everyone else in the company would in the same position.
Lord Lopez
Ms. Vallejos please take the stand.
Jen Vallejos takes the stand and pledges her oath.
Lord Lopez
Ms. Vallejos, what is your relationship with Skrabal Stanzas?
Jen Vallejos
We are aquantences at the job.
Lord Lopez
Have you and Mr. Stanzas ever had sexual relations?
Jen Vallejos
No...
Lord Lopez
So you currently do not have relations outwith friendship with Mr. Stanzas?
Jen pauses.
Jen Vallejos
I don’t think that these are appropriate questions.
Tyke Index can be heard shouting “answer the question” at Jen who looks absolutely fuming.
Jen Vallejos
No we do not.
Tyke Index and Vance IV burst into laughter, with Tyke rolling his eyes.
Lord Lopez
Mr. Index may I remind you about your conduct in the court room, failure to co operate with our rules will result in a potential extended sentence, that stands for you to Mr. Vance.
Tyke Index and Vance hush themselves while still trying to with hold laughter.
Lord Lopez
Mr. Index please take the stand.
Tyke Index takes the stand and pledges his oath.
Lord Lopez
What was your purpose of approaching Jen Vallejos on August 31st?
Tyke Index
I wanted to find out what Jen had for breakfast that morning, I heard she was in the top cafe in Denver. At the time I was an investor with Aviana Coffee and I wanted to see how my chain could match the place she had went to for breakfast that day.
Mr Rowntree begins to cross examine Tyke Index.
Mr. Rowntree
Mr Index can you tell us why you felt it appropriate to stand on an innocent young ladies head when discussing something as trivial as breakfast?
Tyke Index
Jen called my business a fraud, she called my workers idiots, I felt the need to react, instantly I regretted my decision.
Mr. Rowntree
Is it true that you asked my client if she was part of a conspiracy to ‘rob’ you of your championship opportunity?
Tyke Index
I asked Jen a question regarding work.
Mr. Rowntree
What was the nature of this question?
Tyke Index
I asked her if she had booked a hotel out for September 15th with Mr. Stanzas.
Mr. Rowntree
Do you think it was appropriate to request personal information from Jen?
Tyke Index
I classed Jen as a friend.
Mr. Rowntree
Do friends stamp on each other's heads?
Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
OBJECTION!