Muriko Ihari
DTI wa chanpionshippukontesuto o matsu no ni unzari shite imasu! Shieldmaidens wa DTI o osorete hashitte imasu! Raishū, ane to watashi ga yūshō shimasu!
Muriko shoves the microphone at her sister and motions for Huruka to translate.
Huruka Ihari
My sister say that DTI is tired of waiting to get championship match. The Shieldmaidens are running scared but next week we will win the championship for Coven!
Huruka hands the microphone to Leah.
"The War Queen" Leah
When I first signed with MHW I made a bold declaration to the masses that I was going to turn heads. Week in and week out I showed up and I forced ya’ll to look in my direction. I garnered attention, I shook hands and I expressed “respect”. To be frank, I was bland as fuck. I was forced to be something I’m not. Last week at ThrowDown, however, ya got a taste of what the REAL War Queen is all about. The act is over with. I’m done playing nice and there’s just one thing I’ve got ask ya’ll: Do I have your attention now?
"The Lost Child" Solomon Cain
I told everyone when I came to Mile High that I was going to take over this sport. Well, look whose name is on everyone's lips. Look who is the biggest star. Look who has all eyes on him.
"The Lost Child" Solomon Cain
That star power though, puts a target on my back. Well shoot your fucking shot, I'm ready for war.
"The Lost Child" Solomon Cain
In war though you need an army. Ricky Stanton has his hired army. The Sheildmadiens, are an army. So, Solomon Cain got himself an army.
"The Lost Child" Solomon Cain
What you are looking at is the ultimate army. The ultimate gathering of elite killers
"The Lost Child" Solomon Cain
What you are looking at is the group that's taking over the whole f**king wrestling world.
Jansen Myrrh
So what you see before you now is by far a greater collective than the Shieldmaidens could ever hope to be. We will show you week in and week out that we are the best collective in MHW. Starting tonight, Emily Falls brings us the TV Championship. Next week on Throwdown, DTI brings us the Tag Team Championship. One by one, your champions will fall to the Coven.
All the members of Coven circle around and Jansen finishes.
Jansen Myrrh
You see, the Coven is bonded by blood. Everyone else’s blood.
“Made with Hate” begins to play again as the group members high five each other and stand around inside the ring, talking.
Jen Vallejos
Since just about the beginning, the Shieldmaidens have been the only real dominant group in Mile High. I think things are about to change.
RJ Smith
The bike dykes have some competition now.
Jen Vallejos
It's going to get interesting for sure.
"Space Lord" by Monster Magnet takes over the speakers.
RJ Smith
Here comes my man!
Jen Vallejos
We'll be right back with 'Space Lord vs Jansen Myrrh'.
RINGSIDE
Jansen Myrrh and Space Lord are in the ring, in their respective corners. Solomon Cain, "The War Queen" Leah, Emily Falls, Double Team Ihari, Maho, Terry Marshall, and Andy Wylde are all ringside for this upcoming match.
Jen Vallejos
Well what an interesting match this is going to be.
Match Official: Mark Buhler
Jansen Myrrh
vs
Space Lord
Everyone had been wondering if Space Lord was looking to make a splash in singles competition with MHW, after recent match cards were announced. And here we saw him going up against Jansen Myrrh, one on one.
Jansen Myrrh was fresh off of her shocking Coven introduction, and was looking to create more momentum going into her huge match in one week.
Jansen kept playing mind games with Space Lord, at the start of the match, rolling in and out of the ring. Space lord began chasing her around until Jansen stopped and caught him in the throat with a thumb.
Maho played the biggest role from the outside, constantly distracting Space Lord. Eventually a brawl broke out on the outside between the Coven members and Sports Entertainment Xpress. Everyone except Jansen and Space Lord.
It took Jansen three curb stomps and a not so delayed Myrrh-Driver to get the three count on Space Lord.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Jansen Myrrh
Match Length: 15:53
RJ Smith
She did it...
“Vicious” by Halestorm plays throughout the arena.
Augustina Saiz
And the winner of this match... Jansen Myrrh!!!
All seven Coven members celebrate in the ring.
Jen Vallejos
Yeah, she did it alright. With the help of her new friends.
RJ Smith
It's not her fault she has better friends than Space Lord.
Jen Vallejos
I wouldn't go that far.
RJ Smith
And how did Jansen win, when Space Lord clearly had the better promo this week?
Jen Vallejos
That sounds like some shit the Titaness would say.
RJ Smith
Didnt you see what happened to Katrina Mack, Jen? Watch your mouth...
Jen Vallejos
I guess...
RJ Smith
Anyways... Jansen Myrrh with another victory.
Jen Vallejos
Will it be 'Skrabz vs Jansen Myrrh' at Black Magic?
RINGSIDE
RJ Smith
Well Mile High Planetarium, if you are wondering where my co host Jen Vallejos has went for the next half an hour or so, up next will supply all the answers. Last month Jen was the victim of a heinous and disgraceful assault from Tyke Index. Up next live on Ammo we have the first ever live court case in professional wrestling as Tyke Index goes to trial. At this time I would like to introduce Ray Hudson, anchor of Throwdown but tonight he takes over until Jen can return after this trial.
Ray Hudson
RJ, you should probably watch what you say as you were a witness that night and will also stand before the court in mere minutes to testify.
RJ Smith
I will say no more on the subject in respect of the justice system.
Ray Hudson
We hear that Aloysius Marcus Vance IV has been assigned as Tyke Index' lawyer of defence here, what an interesting scenario this could prove to be.
RJ Smith
A fourth generation lawyer