MHW Throwdown #23 (Part 2)

Posted Sep 30, 2019Updated Oct 4, 2026Original source
saw. I mean, nearly 60% of the votes were for this match which means roughly half of the MHW Universe really doesn’t want this match to happen. I mean, let’s face it Zombie.... You’re not a draw. You’re boring as hell.

The crowd boos super loud, and Zombie nods and somewhat chuckles.

Ray Hudson
Utterly disrespectful.

Wendy "Zombie" Stevens
Well, seeing as Obama won by 62% and Trump won with 57%, I'm not sure exactly what you're getting at, but please continue.

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
I mean let’s really look at this. You’re like….you’re a Shieldmaiden but you’re like, the lowest on the totem pole I mean you got “Sam Two-Husbands” and Bullet, and well, there’s just a lot of you all and you are really, really, not that big of a deal to face...ME. YOU SEE ZOMBIE, IF WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL, I’D BE THE HEAD PREP AND YOU’D BE JUST ANOTHER PLACE THE BOYS DON’T GO

The crowd starts chanting, "STANTON SUCKS! STANTON SUCKS! STANTON SUCKS! STANTON SUCKS!"

Wendy "Zombie" Stevens
Oh, they did. I didn't have to buy my relationships either. Oh, did I interrupt you again? My apologies.

Zombie stands with her hands behind her.

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
We have tried to market you Zombie. Hell you’ve been major on the posters and they’re good posters! I have them hung up in my offices at Stanton Enterprises so you’re good for hype...BUT THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GOOD FOR...HYPE. The fact that you beat Janson for that title is the result of a person so distracted with BS that if you didn’t win you’d look like someone who was never ready. BUT….BUT…to your credit, you did win. And I have to admit, you cutting that hair...

Stanton kisses his hands.

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
...that was prestine for TV! But you saw that poll and you got excited because YOU THOUGHT for the first time that you’re here. YOU’RE IN THIS ARENA OF CONVERSATION WITH THE DIRTIEST PLAYER IN THE GAME, BUT THE PRETTIEST WRESTLER IN HISTORY. So you did what anyone in your lowly position would do.

Stanton paces around Zombie.

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
You want to go for the biggest dog in the yard. You mad about the bikes being turned over, them being towed probably, you had a lil shopping spree with my card and a yada yada yada so you’re thinking let me just completely come after him.

Stanton gets in Zombie's face.

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
YOU. ARE. NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH. YOU’RE HEART IS NOT DARK ENOUGH, AND I HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN FOR FACING A PERSON...LIKE…..YOU….

Ray Hudson
Are you kidding? He’s not going to do it?

Wavy Crockett
I think he’s saying 'no'!

Wendy "Zombie" Stevens
TYPICAL. TYPICAL RICKY STANTON. The man who runs the Network. The man who went to Hell against Solomon Cain and FAILED HAS NOTHING MOR-

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
DO NOT PATRONIZE ME!

Stanton gets nose to nose with Zombie.

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
You're nothing more than dried up gum on-

Wendy "Zombie" Stevens
First of all, get a damn Tic-Tac because I can smell the last ass you kissed. Second, I HAVE BUSTED MY ASS TO GET TO THIS POINT! I HAVE GIVEN EVERYTHING! I have watched as people talked about me, doubted me, looked PAST ME and if you THINK I’m going to LET YOU JUST WALK PAST ME THEN YOU’RE A FOOL! I AM DOING THIS FOR MY SISTERS! I AM A FIGHTING CHAMPION! And I CHALLENGED YOU! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO FACE A CHAMPION? THAT YOU DON’T WANT THIS AS MUCH AS I DO? Look at me Stanton. LOOK AT ME!

The crowd starts chanting, "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" and Ricky turns his back and folds his arms as the crowd then boos. Zombie looks at him and gets ready to walk out the ring….

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
GO AND FACE SOMEONE THAT’S YOUR CALIBER. You don’t want this Wendy….

Zombie stops and shakes her head. She turns back around and nails Ricky with the Throwdown Championship! And then she nails Security!

Wavy Crockett
Hell yeah! Get em!

Ricky stumbles forward as he turns around! She goes for the Pilgrim/Defender but Stanton counters with a kick to the gut and nails an F-5 Rainmaker over the office table! The table breaks as she’s laying there!

Ray Hudson
Whoa!

Wavy Crockett
God damnitt!

Security gets themselves together as they watch for other Shieldmaidens. Ricky gets up and looks at her and picks up the Throwdown Championship and looks at it. The fans boo extremely loudly.

Ray Hudson
Mr. Stantin just put Zombie through that table!

Wavy Crockett
He's gonna pay!

Stanton goes over and gets a mic and sits down beside her, breathing hard.

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
That will be the…..the last time you put your hands on me…..YOU WANT YOUR MATCH….NOW YOU’VE GOT IT. AND I WANT YOUR TITLE ON THE LINE. I’M GOING TO TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU AND MAKE YOU LIVE IN REGRET OF THE DAY YOU STEPPED IN THE WAY OF “PRETTY” RICKY STANTON….LET THE GAMES BEGIN…”

Stanton chucks the belt down at her face and steps out the ring and up an alternate stairway as EMS comes down.

Ray Hudson
And Zombie was left in a sea of destruction as Ricky Stanton kicked her in the gut and picked her up for an F-5 Rainmaker and he landed her right on his desk. I would say there was some symbology behind that but...but that’s just Stanton.

Stanton turns around at the top of the stairway.

"Pretty" Ricky Stanton
OH YEAH, WENDY...BECAUSE THAT’S WHO YOU ARE TO ME. YOU’RE JUST SOMEONE’S KID SISTER THAT’S GONNA GET HER ASS BEAT. Whenever we do meet in that ring….NO SHIELDMAIDENS. YOU’RE GONNA EARN THIS ONE. I’m not going to ask for them to be banned. We’re just gonna see what kind fo champion YOU THINK YOU ARE.

Stanton walks backstage.


Ray Hudson
Well welcome back, and Zombie is still in the ring ready for her match.

Wavy Crockett
Is she? She just got put through a table, Ray. And not just any table. That was a nice hardwood office table.

Ray Hudson
I believe Zombie feeds off of that. With Physcho fighting her demons lately and showing the world recently why they call her 'Psycho', and now Zombie is obviously pissed off and ready to tear someone's head off, this could possibly turn out to be a very physical match.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall, and is a 'Champion vs Champion' Match!!! In the ring already... weighing in at 157 pounds..... from Manhattan, New York....... she is the MHW ThrowDown

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