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Strong kickout by Jansen!!!
Just as quickly as Jansen kicks out, Zombie rolls her into Zombieland and Jansen is trying to fight it but fails as Zombie locks in the move. Jansen raises her hand, looking like she might tap but then shakes her hand back and forth. Her free arm flails wildly until it finds the ropes and the referee calls for the break and Jansen uses this opportunity to escape, rolling out of the ring to the floor.
Zombie isn’t going to give her a moment to breath as she follows her out and Jansen, seeing her coming, begins to move around the ring trying to get away from her but Zombie follows. Jansen grabs a drink from a fan and throws it at Zombie, who ducks and the fans on the other side of her get sprayed by the soft drink.
Zombie finally grabs Jansen to whip her into the guardrailing but Jansen reverses and Zombie crashes into the steel. Jansen charges in and nails Zombie with a big boot to the face, then lifts her up and drops her throat first on the guardrail.
As Zombie goes down, Jansen grabs the guardrailing and then steps right on Zombie’s throat as the referee rushes outside to try and break up the choke and Jansen finally releases knowing she doesn’t want to get disqualified.
Jansen pulls up Zombie and runs her into the ringpost and then rolls her into the ring. She scrambles in and calls it over as she pulls up Zombie by her hair and pulls her between her legs, lifting her up and dropping her hard with a Myrrh-driver!!!
Jansen sits there with a big grin on her face before pushing Zombie over and going for the cover as the referee drops to count.
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Thre---Bridge out by Zombie.
Jansen looks incredulous as she sits up and looks up at the referee who is holding up two fingers. Jansen shakes her head and holds up three and the referee shows two fingers. Jansen slaps the mat and gets an angry look across her face as she gets to her feet and pulls up Zombie to set her up for another Myrrh-driver, but Zombie lifts her up and drops her hard with a backdrop driver as both wrestlers lie on the mat.
The referee checks on one, then the other before he begins to count.
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They both roll over onto their stomach and try and get to their feet.
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Jansen gets up first as Zombie gets up right after and Jansen moves in only to get caught and pulled down with a Zombie Flatliner!!!
Zombie covers.
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Thr--kickout by Jansen!!!
Zombie transitions once again into Zombieland, this time trapping Jansen in the center of the ring as Myrrh cries out in pain and tries to scoot towards the ropes but each side is too far away as she lifts her free hand perhaps ready to tap and then realizes the stakes and begins to pull Zombie towards one side of the ring but as she almost reaches the ropes, Zombie rolls them over back to the center and this time Jansen can’t take it anymore and begins to tap as the referee calls for the bell!!!!!
WINNER:
Wendy "Zombie" Stevens
Match Length: 13:25
"Zombie" by Bad Wolves plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown Champion... Zombie!!!
As the referee raises Zombie's hand, she starts giving the signal with her fingers that it’s hair cutting time and Jansen shakes her head, half out of it still.
Jen Vallejos
I can not believe Jansen Myrrh is about to be shaved bald.
Ray Hudson
The things a desperate person puts themselves through.
Jen Vallejos
She should have never kicked Paul Banter to the curb.
Jansen rolls out of the ring and heads up the aisle.
Ray Hudson
Wait a damn minute! Where does she think she's going?
The referee rolls out of the ring and demands that Jansen get back in the ring.
Wavy Crockett
Hey guys. It was all fun. But let the woman go. We dont really want to see her humiliated. Let's be honest.
Jen Vallejos
No....I actually do want to see her get humiliated.
Wavy Crockett
Are you even human? What is wrong with you?
The referee then walks over and talks to the ring announcer who then makes this announcement.
Meozha Zhanae
The referee has ruled that if Jansen Myrrh doesn’t go back in the ring for her head shaving that she will be suspended from Mile High Wrestling until she complies.
The crowd pops loud, but Jansen just flips the bird and starts to head up the aisle when music begins to play.
♫♫♫
#Leviathan where are you now
#My secret friend from the underground
#Bring your waves and the thunder
#Make me believe forever more
#Outside my window I can see
#The ocean where you used to be
#Horns that sprout out from your head
#A glowing light near the surface
♫♫♫
Ray Hudson
Who’s music is that?
Wavy Crockett
Fuck if I know.
Then “Paul Banter”s name appears on the screen as Volbeat continues to play and Jansen grins as Paul appears on the stage and walks towards Jansen.
Ray Hudson
It's Paul Banter!
Wavy Crockett
My dude is here to save the day.
Ray Hudson
We want to see this haircut though.
Jansen says something to him and then grabs his arm as if to go off with him, but instead he grabs her arm and heaves her onto his shoulder and as the crowd pops big, he marches her down to the ring as she kicks and screams at the top of her lungs for him to let her go. All the while, Zombie has a pair of scissors in her hand as she’s watching the scene unfold.
Wavy Crockett
What kind of friend is this guy?!
Jansen hands them off to the referee as Paul tosses Jansen back into the ring. She leans against the ropes and begins to threaten the big man before she turns around and is immediately downed with a Pilgrim/Defender by Zombie.
Jen Vallejos
Zombie is going to give this haircut to Jansen. No more