MHW Ammo #4 (Part 6)

Posted Sep 8, 2019Updated Sep 29, 2026Original source
>Jen Vallejos
Emily Falls looked to be wearing her father's facepaint.

After Lance stands there taking in what he just saw, him and Tyke Index burst out laughing.

RJ Smith
Doesn't look like it phased Lance Mikes one bit.

Lance Mikes
Next Sunday is going to be a lot of fun.

Lance and Tyke raise their beers with smiles.

Tyke Index
Toast to that!

Jen Vallejos
I dont know. Maybe Lance was phased just a little...

Lance slightly looks over his shoulder, as the scene fades.

RINGSIDE

"WARRIORS" by Bizzle featuring K. Allico is playing in the arena, as Carlos Cruz is already in the ring ready to go.

RJ Smith
Well Maximum Dynamite didn't do too well in their debut. Let's see how this guy does.

Jen Vallejos
They call him The Jesus Freak.

RJ Smith
Great. Just what we need...

Jen Vallejos
I feel the sarcasm in that.

A low idling of a motorcycle engine can be heard as the opening piano of "Zombie" by Bad Wolves can be heard. Wendy "Zombie" Stevens is kneeling in silhouetted shadow, a hood over her head, Lexa Pellegrini standing behind her as smoke wisps along the entrance ramp.

♫♫♫
Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken?
But you see, it's not me, it's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones
In your head, in your head, they are crying

♫♫♫

WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!

At the instant the word 'Head' is sung, pyro goes off, Stevens kips up and pulls off the hood, a sadistic smile on her face that the camera picks up. She stops midway down the ramp, and looks around at the crowd before running down the ramp into the ring, and diving through the second and bottom ropes, rolling through the dive as she enters the ring, and lands on the opposite second and bottom ropes.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is the main event of the night, and is for one fall!!! In the ring already... weighing in at 177 pounds..... from Bronx, New York........ "The Jesus Freak" Carlos Cruz!!! And his opponent... making her way to the ring now... weighing in at 157 pounds..... from Manhattan, New York....... she is being accompanied by Lexa Pellegrini... representing the Shieldmaidens... Wendy "Zombie" Stevens!!!

Zombie gets on the turnbuckles of each of the four corners, doing a finger formation of the letter M for her Shieldmaidens, as Lexa steps in the ring.

RJ Smith
Zombie will be defending her ThrowDown Championship next Sunday at the Spectacular. And if she can retain it, she will be able to give Jansen Myrrh a haircut.

Jen Vallejos
I saw she recently changed her Twitter name to 'Wendy "The Barber" Stevens'.

Zombie jumps off the fourth corner, and takes her hood off and hands it to Lexa, giving her a small peck as she holds the ropes open for her to step out.

RJ Smith
Definately should be an interesting match.

Jen Vallejos
Same with Carlos Cruz' brother; Agustin Gates. He will debut next Sunday as he faces off against Azurine Vebbins.

RJ Smith
Who got that shocking victory over Skrabz last week.

Jen Vallejos
And who Zombie won that Throwdown Championship from.

Zombie stands in the center of the ring, waiting for the start of the match.

Match Official: Regina Ball

Wendy "Zombie" Stevens
vs
Carlos Cruz

The match was originally announced to be 'Zombie vs Agustin Gates', but Carlos Cruz took his brother's place after The Majestic One talked his way into debuting at the biggest event in Mile High Wrestling history instead.

Their brothers; the tag team of Maximum Dynamite had debuted last week, and lost in quick fashion. Carlos Cruz showed early on that that wouldn't be the case with him.

The match was very competitive. Carlos Cruz flew all over the place, wowing the audience in his debut match with Mile High Wrestling. And Zombie kept bouncing back with her brute strength.

In the end, Zombie would lock Carlos into Zombieland and force The Jesus Freak to tap out!!!

WINNER:
Wendy "Zombie" Stevens

Match Length: 13:13

From behind, Jansen has snuck through the crowd, hopped the guardrailing and slid into the ring nailing Zombie from behind, dropping her to the mat, before Zombie could even get a chance to celebrate.

Jen Vallejos
Wait a minute!

Jansen yells at the crowd as they chant for her head to be shaved, she turns and sees Zombie rising to her feet and she kicks her in the stomach and then hooks her, lifts her, holds her and then drops her with a Myrrh-driver!!!

RJ Smith
Jansen Myrrh making a statement tonight after being embarrassed last week.

Zombie clutches at her neck as Jansen leans down with a mic.

Jansen Myrrh
You think you’re going to cut my hair? You aren’t doing a damn thing except giving me back my Throwdown Championship.

Jansen drops the mic, rises up and reaches into her back pocket and pulls out a pair of scissors. She holds them up in dramatic fashion and then leans down and takes a strand of Zombie’s hair and snips it off.

Jen Vallejos
Oh shit! I know she did not...

Jansen holds up the hair and laughs. She leans down to snip some more when suddenly the crowd cheers as members of the Shieldmaiden sprint down to ringside. As soon as Jansen sees them, she bails in the opposite direction and slips through the crowd as the Shieldmaidens slide into the ring to check on their fallen comrade.

RJ Smith
Here are The Shieldmaidens to stop Jansen!

Jen Vallejos
What's going to happen next Sunday? Will it be hashtag 'New Champ' or hashtag 'No Hair'?

The camera focuses on Jansen leaving the area, she holds up the hair that she cut from Zombie’s head and walks out of view, bringing this week's AMMO to an end.

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