Ray Hudson
Gabriel Ohio looking for a victory after losing to Psycho two weeks ago for a second time. Raven Trueblood needs this victory too.
Match Official: Regina Ball
Raven Trueblood
vs
Gabriel Ohio
Ohio and Raven both circle the ring in the beginning, stalking each other. When they finally lock up, Raven gets taken down with a t-bone suplex.
Ohio continues to get the upper hand for the majority of this short match.
Finally towards the end, Raven Trueblood started gaining control. The fans were behind Raven's takeover.
Raven sent The End Is Near into Gabriel Ohio's face, causing Ohio to stumble backwards into the ropes. Ohio shook it off and ran at Raven who sent The End Is Near into Ohio again!!!
Ohio dropped to one knee and Raven sent The End Is Near AGAIN!!! This one caused Ohio back to his feet and into the ropes again. Ohio stumbled right back into The Byte From Hell, but Ohio reversed it into Fall From Grace!!!!!
Ohio covered Raven.
One
Two
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Three!!!
WINNER:
Gabriel Ohio
Match Length: 03:42
"Satan's Arrival" by Pieces of Eden plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match... Gabriel Ohio!!!
Ray Hudson
The heart of Raven Trueblood was defeated by the power of Gabriel Ohio.
Wavy Crockett
The power?
Ohio celebrates his victory in the ring.
Ray Hudson
A very big statement made by Gabriel Ohio tonight.
Wavy Crockett
I bet he can't do that to Psycho.
Ray Hudson
Let it go! If Gabriel Ohio gets added to the Mile High Cup Battle Royal, everyone is in trouble.
Wavy Crockett
If he gets added, I'm going to add myself. And I'll personally eliminate him.
Ray Hudson
Aha! You are a joke, Wavy.
The camera opens backstage, showing a giant wooden box with a giant question mark drawn on it. The camera pans back a little bit to show the Sports Entertainment Xpress dressed in their street clothes. Well, Terry Marshall is in his street clothes, but Space Lord is always dressed in trunks, tassels, and sporting face paint. Tonight is gold and black for Colorado University.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}:
You sure he can breath in there?
{{{Space Lord}}}:
There's some holes in the top.
Marshall and Space Lord then pretend to notice the camera, I mean who wouldn't notice a dude walking into a room with a giant camera on his shoulder?
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}:
YO DUDES! Sports Entertainment Xpress is in the house, and we gotta say that we are ready for Mile High Spectacular 2, and ready to become the NEW Mile High Tag Team Champions brother.
{{{Space Lord}}}:
That's right, all the SEXaManiacs have been telling me they are COOOOOMMMMMIIIINNNNGGG... to Mile High Spectacular 2, to tell everyone that they love S.E.X!
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}:
And ya know brothers and sisters, we got a big surprise for all of our SEXaManiacs, and for the Shieldmaidens at the Spectacular. Let's call it an insurance policy, because we don't expect Shieldmaiden interference, but we will be prepared for it.
Space Lord scratches his head in curiosity.
{{{Space Lord}}}:
Why's the surprise in the box again?
Terry Marshall puts his hand on the box and leans in closer to Space Lord.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}:
We went over this brother, anytime you debut out of a box you are instantly over. Debut out of a box, be over, sell merch, it's the way they do things in the Smokey Mountains.
{{{Space Lord}}}:
But these mountains are Rocky.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}:
Brother, just trust me.
{{{Space Lord}}}:
With all my heart.
Space Lord and Terry Marshall lock hands, like the awesome arm wrestling, bicep flexing handshake that Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger do in Preadator. Their biceps flex huge and veins pop with the box and question mark in the background.
Backstage we see Tyke Index standing talking to someone on the phone.
Tyke Index
Thank you, you are a true friend. I won't forget this...
The other person can then be heard talking but we can't make out what is being said or who it actually is on the phone
Tyke Index
Yes, I am a man of my word and that favour? Consider it done...
Tyke then hangs up as the camera zooms in on his phone screen we can then see he was calling Jansen Myrh as the camera pans back to ringside...
Ray Hudson
Looks like Tyke Index is in debt to Jansen Myrh after it was revealed she posted Tykes bail money early this morning!
Wavy Crockett
Who in their right mind would bail Tyke Index!?
Ray Hudson
The question is though, what does Miss Myrrder want in return? No debt goes without a receipt!
"WARRIORS" by Bizzle featuring K. Allico begins playing throughout the arena as Steven Maximum and Elijah Dynamite hit the stage, hyped up.
Meozha Zhanae
The following Tag Team Match is for one fall!!! Making their way to the ring first... weighing in at a combined weight of 508 pounds..... from Bronx, New York....... Steven Maximum and Elijah Dynamite... Maximum Dynamite!!!
Both members of Maximum Dynamite make their way down to the ring looking pumped up and ready to go.
Wavy Crockett
These dudes are fittin to take over the tag division. Double Team Ihari's streak comes to an end tonight.
Ray Hudson
Is that your prediction?
Wavy Crockett
Hell yeah. Look at these boys. They got IT.