A graphic for the 'Mile High Cup Battle Royal' match shows up on the screen.
RJ Smith
That's right, Scythe Bloodline was just announced this morning. Other superstars have announced their interest in being a part of this historic match.
Jen Vallejos
Other participants include Chris Mosh and Ripley; who will be in action in tonight's main event.
RJ Smith
And also Raven Trueblood and Azurine Vebbins have been announced so far.
Jen Vallejos
Who else can you see in this match?
RJ Smith
That asshole Agustin Gates?
Jen Vallejos
Finally, we will see the Mile High Wrestling Champion Skrabz collide with the Phoenix Champion, in a Chanpionship vs Championship Match.
A graphic for the 'Main Event' match shows up on the screen.
RJ Smith
Both belts will be on the line, Jen. The biggest match is going to be even bigger.
As "99 Wats To Die" by Megadeth starts, Scythe Bloodline shoots out onto the stage, thumping in place, with strobe lights accompanying him. Brandon Young slowly walks out behind him, looking cool.
Meozha Zhanae
The following Tag Team Match is for one fall!!! Making their way to the ring first... weighing in at a combined weight of 435 pounds..... the team of Scythe Bloodline and Brandon Young!!!
Scythe dashes down the ramp and slides into the ring hopping up on the nearest turnbuckle and roaring towards the crowd, before jumping down still feeling the pumping of the music through him. Brandon Young smoothly walks down the ramp behind him, and rolls into the ring. The music calms as it fades and DARKNESS
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PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS FINE WONT HELP
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The arena is bathed in an ominous red glow that snaps into existence the second "Lies You Tell" by Scarlxrd hits.
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YOU SAY YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THE SHIT THAT SELLS
THIS FUCKING LIFE REALLY SOUNDS LIKE HELL
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RJ Smith
And here comes this creepy motherfucker. I'm digging this guy.
Jen Vallejos
I'm afraid of this guy.
RJ Smith
Maybe Skrabz will protect you. Oh nevermind, like Tyke Index said earlier; Skrabz isn't here.
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I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THE LIES YOU TELL YOURSELF
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With glitches in the streaming broadcast, a man steps through the curtain and stops on the stage. The red glow of the lights add to his menacing aura. He paces around the stage talking to himself and pointing out in to the crowd, his face hidden below the pulled up hood of his coat and his wild hair, which flows over his face almost becoming one with his unkempt beard.
Meozha Zhanae
And their opponents... weighing in at a combined weight of 510 pounds..... Samson and "The Real Deal" Dillon Daniels!!!
Samson walks to the ring, stopping every few seconds to talk in the crowds direction. Out of the darkness behind him, "The Real Deal" Dillon Daniels follows him.
Jen Vallejos
I am confused at the fact that these two are teaming. We saw Dillon Daniels a month ago, and whatever Samson told him made him act strange. Now he's following Samson around like this?
RJ Smith
It is odd....
Upon reaching the ring Samson climbs the steps, walks along the apron and then ducks between the top and middle ropes. Dillon Daniels seems like a zombie, unaware of everyone around him. He slides into the ring as Samson walks to the center of the ring, and quickly pulls his hood down then immediately throws his arms out either side of him, in a crucifix pose. Dillon Daniels just stands beside him staring blankly.
Jen Vallejos
Scythe Bloodline is destined to make this new tag team with Brandon Young work. So far he has been unsuccessful.
RJ Smith
Doesn't look like tonight's the night they will start being successful together.
The second Samson's arms are extended the lights return to normal and the music cuts out, the glitches in the broadcast continue.
Jen Vallejos
It's almost as if this is Samson's show. We don't see him on any other shows.
Samson stumbles backwards then falls and rolls through, coming to a stop sitting on the canvas slouched against the bottom ring rope. He stares straight ahead at his opponents.
Match Official: Mark Buhler
Tag Team Match
Scythe Bloodline and Brandon Young
vs
SAMSON and "The Real Deal" Dillon Daniels
The match starts with Samson and Brandon Young. Samson kept creeping B-Money out and taking advantage of it.
Finally, Young got a tag to Scythe and Scythe quickly took it to Samson. The fans were really into it. However, when Scythe was going for his delayed Brainbuster, Samson would send a knee into Scythe's skull and land on his feet.
After stumbling backwards, Scythe stumbled forward into a jawbreaker from Samson. Samson finally tagged in Daniels and gave him instructions in his ear.
Daniels would grab Scythe by the head and pull him to his feet. Scythe would hit The Stop Drop out of nowhere!!!
Scythe hooked the leg.
One
Two
...
Three!!!
WINNER:
Scythe Bloodline and Brandon Young
Match Length: 04:32
RJ Smith
I can not believe that this lame tag team has just defeated Samson.
Jen Vallejos
Samson and The Real Deal to be exact.
"99 Wats To Die" by Megadeth plays throughout the arena.
Meozha Zhanae
And the winners of this match... Scythe Bloodline and Brandon Young!!!
Scythe Bloodline and Brandon Young celebrate in the ring. Brandon looks shocked and excited.
RJ Smith
This is a fluke. Dillon wasn't ready.
Jen Vallejos
For once that statement may be true. Dillon Daniels was not himself. But Samson made this.
RJ Smith
I guess that's something Scythe and Samsom have in common. They suck at picking partners. Maybe they should do it on their own.
Jen Vallejos
Well Scythe and Brandon Young look good tonight.
Samson and Dillon Daniels are the only people left in the ring, as the music fades away.
RJ Smith
Please take his head off...
Dillon Daniels is standing, with his head down, in shame. Samson is yelling something to him, pacing in front of him.
Jen Vallejos
It doesn't look like this is going to end good for The Real Deal.
Samson stops in front of Dillon and quickly drops him with The Lie!!!
RJ Smith
YES!!!!
There's mixed reactions from the audience as Samson rolls out of the ring and leaves