{{{Ray Hudson}}}: The world was predicting one of the two HcW originals to walk out with the gold, but Psycho has come in and taken her moment.
{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: Now with all this weird stuff going on with the Shieldmaidens, maybe this will be the breaking point. Maybe Sam will be pissed when she gets up and finds out that Psycho took her moment.
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: Stop being messy.
{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: The truth is the truth.
We return from commercials to see Space Lord doing pull ups from a beam inside the Magness Arena, while "Thundering" Terry Marshall is hyping him up.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: YEAH! GET IT BROTHER!"
Space Lord pulls out five more pull ups and drops to his feet, covered in sweat.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: That's right, Brother
Marshall slaps Space Lord on the chest sending the sweat flying.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Brothers and Sisters, look at how ripped Space Lord is. Look at how jacked I am. LOOK...at our record. It is clear that the Sports Entertainment Xpress are the number one contenders to, and the NEXT, Mile High Tag Team Champions. At Ammo we scored a clean win over one half of the current champions. Not only did we pick up the win, but Space Lord pinned Bandit who holds the gold. That has got to put us in line for a shot.
{{{Space Lord}}}: I HAVE TRAVELED THE COSMOS! Marvel, DC, Imagination land, and so many more universes, but it is here I stand. I stand here issuing a challenge to your duo's champions to face us in unarmed combat for the freeze tag championships.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Uh, brother its tag team, freeze tag is a kid's game.
{{{Space Lord}}}: Good, train your children in combat at an early age.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: I know the Brix City Boys still have a rematch they are owed, but Brothers we have earned our shot too. We want or title shot, but more importantly, THE FANS WANT US TO HAVE A SHOT!
A big pop is heard through the arena.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: If we have to go through to Brix City Boys, we will. If it is a three way dance, so be it. All we are asking for is a shot, just one shot...because we will not need a second.
{{{Space Lord}}}: Shieldmaidens, I brought Bandit to her demise. JUST! Like we will bring your title reign to its demise.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Brother, do you smell that?
{{{Space Lord}}}: Is that beef jerky?
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Smells like a Slim Jims.
Bug Girl comes into the scene. She is carrying a tablet and has a concerned look on her face.
{{{Bug Girl}}}: Captain, I'm getting some very strange readings in the space time continuum. The readings have been off since we jumped back from 1971.
{{{Space Lord}}}: Private, we are cutting a hyped promo right now, don't come in here killing our vibe with that science crap.
{{{Bug Girl}}}: But, these numbers are...
{{{Space Lord}}}: Private, this is Mile High Episode 20, not Bill Nye the Science Guy. We can discuss this later. Also, why do you smell so bad?
{{{Bug Girl}}}: What?
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Sorry Sister, but you smell like Slim Jims.
{{{Bug Girl}}}: That's not me. I'm trying to tell you it has to do with the continuum..
{{{Space Lord}}}: Suuuuuurrreee it does...stinky.
{{{"Thundering" Terry Marshall}}}: Brother, we gotta get to the gimmick table and sell that merch.
Space Lord and Terry Marshall walk out of the frame, leaving Bug Girl behind. Bug Girl shakes her head and throws her arms up in frustration and follows the two men.
{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: Cocaine is hell of a drug...
After everyone has walked off frame, a ball of neon colors begins to glow, coming out from the wall. In the faint distance a voice is heard, "oooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaahhh".
The hard rock open to "Evil" by Clutch plays across the arena as the lights dim and a spotlight appears on the stage as the team of the Ihari sisters stand. Muriko stands scowling with her arms crossed across her chest and Huruka stands in front of her giving the crowd a wave along with a huge smile. Muriko has had enough and bumps into Huruka, as if telling her to get going as the lyrics begin.
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: It's time for a Tag Team Match with our two newest tag teams in Mile High Wrestling.
{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: It's cool to finally see some tag teams in Mile High.
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: Yeah, even Chris Kelman has been talking about how excited he is about the tag team division in Mile High, on Coke Mountain. Awesome podcast if you haven't checked it out yet.
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#You're a long way from home
#Can't sleep at night
#Grab your telephone
#Something ain't right
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{{{Meozha Zhanae}}}: The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!! Making their way to the ring first... weighing in at a combined weight of 304 pounds..... from Okinawa, Japan....... Muriko and Huruka... Double Team Ihari!!!
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#Well, that's evil
#Evil going on
#And I'm warning you brother
#You better watch your happy home
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{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: I already got these ladies' new t-shirt.
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: Yeah, I saw it. It looks really cool. A lot of people are pretty excited about seeing this tag team in action.
As the vocalist sings the duo make their way down towards the ring. Huruka is slapping the hands of the fans from one side to the other as Muriko just walks straight down the middle of the aisle. As they get to ringside, Huruka tries to go around the ring to slap more hands, but Muriko grabs her by the shoulder and pushes her towards the ring before climbing the steps and getting on the ring apron and looking out at the crowd. Huruka rolls underneath the ropes and jumps to her feet and gets on the second turnbuckle and poses to the crowd as their music fades.
{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: I still feel like S.E.X. is THE tag team.
{{{Ray Hudson}}}: Did you get a fanny pack too?
{{{Wavy Crockett}}}: Fuck no. What I need a fanny pack for?
The soft guitar strumming sounds of "Killing Time" by Edgar Rothermich play throughout the arena as Magdalene walks out first, holding the hand of Grendel who is trying to pull himself away as she does so. She pulls